Recession Pizza - cheese on toast

bob123456

Just had my recession Pizza cheese on toast, saved myself a tenner there.

Madness isn't it, phoning someone up to deliver some melted cheese on some bread.


We got top pretentious during the Celtic tiger with all this pizza nonsense:D

Gummy Panda

erm... okay

connundrum

I just drank a chilled glass of pre-pissed urine.

Fuck Budweiser and their new aluminium bottle.

PirateShampoo

With a splash of Worschester Sauce and you cant go wrong.

smellslikeshoes

When things get really bad you can go one further, melted cheese on cardboard.:pac:

Ass

I just had a real pizza, from dominos because I'm not a pover. Feck off with your recession.

emeraldstar

Nothing beats pizza. Nothing.

Crann na Beatha

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Overheal

Iolar wrote: »

I've just had a ****.oppsss wrong thread:pac:

no no, we understand. We know in these tough economic times its hard to justify paying a hooker to give you a dutch runner. its okay.

Tar.Aldarion

How about you ****ing make your own pizza?

Crann na Beatha

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Overheal

Iolar wrote: »

you have just ruined the thread,take your dutch gold elsewhere pleb:P

you may misunderstand me..

Crann na Beatha

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Mc Love

Cheese on toast, lovely when suffering from a hangover!

Mycroft H

Melted dubliner cheese on sliced brown pan..............

I'm hungry

Kintarō Hattori

Cheese on toast and pizza............ hardly a fair comparison OP. Pizza wins every time.

bigeasyeah

Cheese and toast rules!

emeraldstar

bigeasyeah wrote: »

Cheese and toast rules!

But pizza rules more.

longshanks

bigeasyeah wrote: »

Cheese and toast rules!

cheese on beans on toast, some chili flakes, yeahhhh.
hungry now, got a tongue erection.

bigeasyeah

emeraldstar wrote: »

But pizza rules more.

I said cheese on toast rules!

Mr. Frost

emeraldstar wrote: »

Nothing beats pizza. Nothing.

Like sex - even when it's bad, it's good.

(I think that's from something but I can't be sure!).

Borneo Fnctn

Overheal wrote: »

no no, we understand. We know in these tough economic times its hard to justify paying a hooker to give you a dutch runner. its okay.

I think it's called a "dutch rudder".

DonkeyStyle \o/

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

How about you ****ing make your own pizza?

The lack of a big stone oven and wooden paddle thing.

longshanks

DonkeyStyle \o/ wrote: »

The lack of a big stone oven and wooden paddle thing.

pfft, peasant

Overflow

landyman wrote: »

Melted dubliner cheese on sliced brown pan..............

I'm hungry

Don't forget the Colemans mustard and maybe a slice o ham !

Podge2k7

Pizza FTW.!:D

DonkeyStyle \o/

longshanks wrote: »

hungry now, got a tongue erection.

longshanks wrote: »

pfft, peasant

At least I don't have an erection in my mouth.

Acacia

connundrum wrote: »

I just drank a chilled glass of pre-pissed urine.

Fuck Budweiser and their new aluminium bottle.

You sure that wasn't Coors?

Adyx

Acacia wrote: »

You sure that wasn't Coors?

Well you're right, both Budweiser and Coors are piss. But it is Budweiser that's available in an aluminium bottle.

Acacia

Adyx wrote: »

Well you're right, both Budweiser and Coors are piss. But it is Budweiser that's available in an aluminium bottle.

Well, I wouldn't know, American piss beer does not pass my lips!:P

Rowley Birkin QC

Ass wrote: »

I just had a real pizza, from dominos because I'm not a pover. Feck off with your recession.

I would have thought those two were pretty much mutually exclusive.

emeraldstar

bigeasyeah wrote: »

I said cheese on toast rules!

And I see your cheese on toast and raise you pizza. So there.

good_samaritan

cupa-soup with a squirt of tomatoe sauce and a drop of milk.. mmmmmm

I know, that sounds disgusting... but its great

another trick is a banana, sliced down the middle, with chopped up Mars bar inserted in the slot, wrap in tin foil, and bake in the oven for 10 mins... and Robert is your mother's brother

Rowley Birkin QC

What is nice is home made bruschetta.

Ciabata from Lidl: 99c
Vine Tomatoes: 59c
Garlic: 59c
Olive Oil
Balsamic Vinegar
Basil
Salt & Black Pepper
Shavings of cheddar.

Job.

S.I.R

emeraldstar wrote: »

Nothing beats pizza. Nothing.

pizza, on toast ?

emeraldstar

S.I.R wrote: »

pizza, on toast ?

Duuuuuuude! There's no call for that at all - that's just complicating the matter. Wholly unnecessary :mad:

JerryHandbag

I was having cheese on toast last night, and then I added red sauce and ham and lo and behold before you know it I was having a mini pizza that took no effort to make. And my wallet stayed in my pocket. Always nice

Borneo Fnctn

bigkev49 wrote: »

What is nice is home made bruschetta.

Ciabata from Lidl: 99c
Vine Tomatoes: 59c
Garlic: 59c
Olive Oil
Balsamic Vinegar
Basil
Salt & Black Pepper
Shavings of cheddar.

Job.

Bruschetta is just pizza for ****.

Deadzone

jackpalance wrote: »

Bruschetta is just pizza for ****.

It's cheese on toast for ****!

dr.bollocko

jackpalance wrote: »

Bruschetta is just pizza for ****.

That's goin on my gravestone.