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Old but still funny!

  • 04-04-2009 02:40AM
    #1
    Stevecw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,133 ✭✭✭


    A woman walks in to a pet shop and sees three parrots for sale. One is €200, another €100 and the other €15. She asks the owner why one of them is so cheap and she replies that it is because she used to live in a brothel. The woman thinks this is verry funny and so buys the parrot for €15.
    When she gets home the parrot says " f*ck me a new brothel", the woman laughs.
    Her 2 daughters arrive home and the parrot says "f*ck me, 2 new prostitites", the girls laugh.
    The husband comes home and the parrot says "f*ck me, Michael i haven't seen you in 2 weeks!!
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    A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach.
    He had no arms and noLegs.
    Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
    The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
    The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
    The second woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
    The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
    The third woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been ****€d?'
    The fellow said, 'No.'
    She replied, 'Well you will be when the tide comes in!'
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