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126 things to do in Trinity before you leave

  • 02-04-2009 5:03pm
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    As a final year student, I was thinking recently about things I have to do before I leave Trinity for the scary real world. I was going to try to get a list going, but found that there is already a thread on it here from a few years back. So, I have stuck the various lists together from the last thread, hopefully deleted all the duplicates, and now I am wondering how many of these everybody has done? Anything else to add to it, anything that should be struck off, or is this the definitive list?!

    [And yes, I should be doing some work]

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section :D


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,110 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    haven't read them all but no.13 may be strange for a guy to attempt...

    surprised to see I've done the majority of those (I am a JS though ;) )


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    I've done about half (some of them a number of times). Not bad for a second year.

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park Well, I tried...
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that [Qualify "noted"...]
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,035 ✭✭✭Sir Ophiuchus


    Let's see; anything in bold I've done.

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth. (Didn't do the last bit as I ended up transferring course)
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.

    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.

    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week

    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar (well, a fair bit anyway)
    57. Read the College Statutes

    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall

    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells

    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall

    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section



    That's ... 48 and a half (one of them - #104 - appears to have two slammed together. Can anyone beat that? Probably. It seems like a reasonable haul though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,297 ✭✭✭Ron DMC


    Great idea for a thread.


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.

    3. Attempt a schols paper. Does applying and then withdrawing count?
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth. Only kind of though
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.

    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election. I honestly don't know or remember. Maybe?
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    Combined with 17 in fact.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.

    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate This sounds familiar but I certainly don't have it any more even if I had
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College I want one of these
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>

    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>

    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park Still working on it
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel

    56. Read the College Calendar The whole thing?
    57. Read the College Statutes The whole thing?
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons I'm actually amazed I never did this
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)

    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells

    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells Not them but I have brought others
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage What?
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there Pretty much I'd say
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall

    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    If by botanic gardens you mean either the greenhouses by the laser huts or the plot of land behing the Lloyd, then yes, I don't know where else that could be
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk

    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that

    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel

    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre Maybe?
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building Wow, where is this?
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


    Total: 72


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭Awayindahils


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.

    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.

    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.

    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.

    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.

    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office

    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress

    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product

    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall

    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there

    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest

    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery

    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that

    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section :D


    Total: 77.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    5. Have sex in a society room.

    Ciorcal Comhrá will never be the same again for me...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 63 ✭✭Colli_Flower86


    62, 71 and 87...huh?
    Also, wine cellars and tunnels? - where?
    Can you hire a painting if you don't live in college residences, or have a staff room?
    And 37 might be a tad strange for a girl to do, but I'll give it a go...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,488 ✭✭✭mathew


    right.. lets see how we go

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.

    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.

    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells

    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall

    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course

    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


    not really very much there.. need to get working on it..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.

    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.

    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.

    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.

    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons

    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells

    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage

    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall

    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume

    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night

    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section biggrin.gif

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13 fr larry duff


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.

    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB

    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall

    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course

    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section biggrin.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.

    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.

    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.

    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress

    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale

    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College (1592 was the best)
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section :D


    71 out of 126 - not too bad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    I'm using a liberal interpretation of "done" - e.g. Heggo telling the Supreme Court judge to hand my degree to Mr. Economist counts as "meeting the Provost".

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.

    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.

    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.

    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.

    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.

    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father

    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS

    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception

    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery

    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage

    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest

    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course

    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night

    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.

    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section :D


    A good record I reckon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭Hamiltonion


    Whats the Garden of Mystery?


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Crash wrote: »
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.

    I thought you went on some of the surfing trips away?
    I'm using a liberal interpretation of "done" - e.g. Heggo telling the Supreme Court judge to hand my degree to Mr. Economist counts as "meeting the Provost".

    Pff, if you haven't seen him make globes with his hands when he's talking or stroking his beard when he's bored then you haven't met him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,198 ✭✭✭✭Crash


    Oh yeah - I only really read the intervarsities bit and just skipped over it
    Thanks Donal :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,764 ✭✭✭shay_562


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.

    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.

    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.

    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.

    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.

    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office

    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress

    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale

    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons

    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall

    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells

    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest

    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor

    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


    55 and 1/2. Kinda disappointing somehow; feels like I've done more than that :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates. (If Maidens/Intervarsities/Fresher's Master's count, never made an actual chamber speech)
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth. (Didn't do the last bit as I ended up transferring course)
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>. (well, I have a ticket for this year)
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News(actually, I haven't, but am writing one for the next one)
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar (well, a fair bit anyway)
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section

    38. Hmmm...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    38. Hmmm...

    Afraid some intrepid economists sorted that out years ago :pac:. First people to get it translated to English, apparently, those fine young men were.


    CHARTER OF ELIZABETH I

    Elizabeth by the grace of God Queen of England, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc., to all to whom these letters come greeting. Whereas our beloved subject Henry Ussher, archdeacon of Dublin, has humbly petitioned us in the name of the city of Dublin that since no College to instruct scholars in good letters and arts yet exists within our kingdom of Ireland we would deign to erect, found and establish a College, mother of a University, near the city of Dublin for the better education, training and instruction of scholars and students in our realm aforesaid, and also that provision should be made in a suitable manner for the relief and support of a provost and some fellows and scholars, KNOW that we, since we have a singular care for the training of the youth of our kingdom of Ireland piously and liberally, and for the benevolence that we have towards studies and students (that they the better be of service to learn good arts and practise virtue and religion), graciously granting this pious petition, of our special grace, and of certain knowledge, and of our mere will, will, grant and ordain, for us, our heirs and successors, that there shall be a College, the mother of a University, in a certain place called Allhallowes near Dublin aforesaid, for the education, training and instruction of youths and students in arts and faculties, to last for all future times, and that it shall be and be called THE COLLEGE OF THE HOLY AND UNDIVIDED TRINITY NEAR DUBLIN FOUNDED BY THE MOST SERENE QUEEN ELIZABETH. And by these presents we erect, ordain, create, found and firmly establish that College with a provost, three fellows in the name of many, and three scholars in the name of many, to continue for ever.

    And further we make, ordain, constitute and licence Adam Loftus, D.D., archbishop of Dublin, chancellor of our kingdom of Ireland, the first and present provost of the aforesaid College of the holy and undivided Trinity of Queen Elizabeth near Dublin aforesaid. And we make, licence, constitute and ordain by these presents Henry Ussher, M.A., Luke Challoner, M.A., Lancellot Moine, B.A., the first and present fellows there in the name of many. And we make, licence, constitute and ordain by these presents Henry Lee, William Daniell, and Stephen White the first and present scholars there in the name of many.

    And further, of our more ample special grace, certain knowledge and mere will, we will, ordain, grant and establish by these presents, for us, our heirs and successors, that the aforesaid provost, fellows and scholars of Trinity College aforesaid and their successors in matter, fact and name in future are and shall be a body corporate and politic, for ever incorporated and erected, by the name of THE PROVOST, FELLOWS AND SCHOLARS OF THE COLLEGE OF THE HOLY AND UNDIVIDED TRINITY OF QUEEN ELIZABETH NEAR DUBLIN, and that in all future times they shall be known, called and named by that name, and shall have perpetual succession, and we incorporate the provost, fellows, scholars, and successors, or provosts, fellows, scholars of the College of the holy and undivided Trinity of Queen Elizabeth near Dublin, and we really and completely create, erect, ordain, make constitute and firmly establish them by these presents a body corporate and politic, to endure for ever by that name.

    And that our aforesaid intention may have better effect, and that they may for ever possess goods, chattels, lands, tenements, hereditaments, rents, renders, services and all other and singular profits, for the support and relief of the provost, fellows and scholars of that College, and that they may be better governed, and for the continuation of that College, we will, grant, ordain, and decree for us, our heirs and successors, by the presents, that whenever and as often as it shall happen that any provost in any manner be removed or cease to be, by death, decease, resignation, deprivation, or in any other manner (then and successively the aforesaid fellows and their successors then surviving or the majority of them may elect and name a suitable provost within three months next following.) And in the same way, if it happen that any of the aforesaid fellows and scholars in any manner cease to be, or be removed, by death, decease, resignation, deprivation, or in any other manner, then and successively (the provost and the other fellows or their successors then surviving) or the majority of them may well elect, name and constitute another suitable person or persons in the place or places of the aforesaid fellow or scholar, fellows or scholars (within two months next following, and so from time to time,) as often as death, decease, resignation or deprivation shall occur. And that each of them, so from time to time elected, shall have and enjoy, and shall be able to have and enjoy as full and free power and authority in all things, and to do, implement and execute all and singular, as any other of the fellows of the aforesaid College have in any manner, or can or ought to enjoy. And that they and their successors by the name of the provost, fellows and scholars of the College of the holy and undivided Trinity of Queen Elizabeth near Dublin may and shall be persons able, apt, and capable in law of acquiring, having, taking possession of, receiving and possessing manors, lands, tenements and hereditaments whatsoever to them and their successors for ever) so that they be not held of us, our heirs and successors, immediately in chief, in demesne or service) as well from us, our heirs and successors, as from any other person or persons whatsoever, for the support and maintenance of the aforesaid College, and for the relief and maintenance of the provost, fellows and scholars of the aforesaid College.

    And further, of our more abundant grace certain knowledge, and mere will, we grant and give licence for us, our heirs and successors, to the aforesaid provost, fellows and scholars and their successors, that they and their successors may and shall be able to acquire, have, receive, take possession of and possess, by the name of the provost, fellows and scholars of the College of the holy and undivided Trinity of Queen Elizabeth near Dublin, manors, lands, tenements and hereditaments whatsoever, and whatever be their nature, kind and species, (to the annual value of forty pounds current money of England,) beyond all burdens and reprises, to the proper business and use of the aforesaid provost, fellows and scholars, and their successors, notwithstanding in any manner the statutes of not putting lands and tenements in mortmain. And that they can and shall be able to prosecute, plead and be impleaded, defend and be defended, answer and be answered by that name in all and singular causes, plaints, and actions, real, personal and mixed, in all courts, as well temporal as spiritual, within our kingdom of Ireland or elsewhere; and to do, set in motion, and take possession of these and all and singular other things as, and in the same manner as, our other lieges, persons able and capable in law, do and can do within our same kingdom of Ireland or elsewhere, in all places and courts aforesaid, and before all our justices and judges, or any of them.

    And further we will and ordain for us, our heirs and successors grant to the aforesaid provost, fellows and their successors by the presents, that in future they shall have for ever a common seal to be devoted to their business according to the tenor and true intention of these our letters patents, as shall seem fit to the provost and the majority of the fellows. In addition we grant and give licence to the provost and fellows of that College that they may from time to time for ever make, constitute and confirm laws, statutes and ordinances for governing their College piously and faithfully, and that they may establish among themselves whatsoever laws they consider well constituted in our Academies of Cambridge or Oxford, as they shall judge them apt and fitted to themselves. (And especially that no one shall publicly profess or teach the liberal arts to any others in places within the limits of our kingdom of Ireland without our special licence.)

    And whereas it appears that certain degrees have been of assistance in the arts and faculties, we ordain by these presents that the students in this College of the holy and undivided Trinity of Queen Elizabeth near Dublin shall have liberty and power to obtain degrees of Bachelor, Master, and Doctor, at a suitable time, in all arts and faculties. (This always provided that when the fellows in this College have completed seven whole years after assuming the degree of Master there, then they shall be removed from the number of the fellows so that others chosen in their place shall have the emolument for the benefit of this kingdom and of the church[noparse];)[/noparse] and that they shall have liberty to perform among themselves all acts and scholastic exercises for gaining such degrees, as shall seem fit to the provost and the majority of the fellows, (and that they may elect, create, name and ordain all persons for better promoting such things, whether Vice-Chancellor, Proctor or Proctors), (for we have approved assignment of the dignity of Chancellor to our most honoured and faithful councillor, William Cecil, Baron Burghley, treasurer of all England): (and afterwards, when he shall cease to be chancellor, we ordain that the provost and the majority of the fellows shall elect a suitable person of this sort as chancellor of the College. And the chancellor, or his vice chancellor, with the archbishop of Dublin, the bishop of Meath, the vice treasurer, the treasurer for war, and the chief justice of our chief place within this our kingdom of Ireland, the mayor of the city of Dublin for the time being, or the majority of them who shall be called visitors, shall break off and limit all contentions, actions and controversies (which the provost and the majority of the fellows cannot settle), and that they shall punish all the graver faults not amended by the provost and fellows.)

    Finally we establish and ordain to encourage studies and students, so that our subjects and officers may be encouraged to assist in the best establishment and conservation of this College, that they may supply and administer those goods with our grace and authority: and that all goods, chattels, things, lands, tenements, hereditaments pertaining to the provost, fellows and scholars of the said College, shall be from time to time in all future times, free and exempt from all burdens, taxes, tallages, cesses, subsidies, exactions, compositions or demands whatsoever, due or demanded to us, our heirs and successors, in any manner, by reason of our prerogative or otherwise, as well in time of war as in time of peace, notwithstanding any statute, act, ordinance, proclamation, restriction, custom, use, law, prescription, or any other thing, cause or matter whatsoever to the contrary of the premises in anything. In testimony whereof we have made these our letters patents. Witness our beloved and faithful councillor, William FitzWilliam, knight, our deputy general of our kingdom of Ireland.
    Dublin, March 3, the 34th year of our reign.
    (March 3, 1592.)

    PHILLIPS

    Enrolled in the patent roll of the chancery of Ireland November 14, the 37th year of the reign of our lady Elizabeth, by the grace of God Queen of England, France and Ireland, Defender of the Faith, etc, (November 14, 1595,) by me, James Newman, clerk to Anthony SentLeger, knight, master of the rolls of the court of chancery aforesaid.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,794 ✭✭✭JC 2K3


    Actually, 38 was the number of things I've done from the list :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,452 ✭✭✭Time Magazine


    JC 2K3 wrote: »
    Actually, 38 was the number of things I've done from the list :p

    ....

    Damn.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Tricity Bendix


    You got served.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,579 ✭✭✭Pet


    And now, an entirely new generation of boardsies and TCD students get to see what a little hack you are.

    Magnificent work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 676 ✭✭✭ilovemybrick


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.

    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate.
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost.
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale

    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room

    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.

    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall

    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    [/B]79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)[/B]
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells

    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest

    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session
    Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course

    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel

    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section

    A few left that I do intend on doing.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 3,372 Mod ✭✭✭✭andrew



    Finally we establish and ordain to encourage studies and students, so that our subjects and officers may be encouraged to assist in the best establishment and conservation of this College, that they may supply and administer those goods with our grace and authority: and that all goods, chattels, things, lands, tenements, hereditaments pertaining to the provost, fellows and scholars of the said College, shall be from time to time in all future times, free and exempt from all burdens, taxes, tallages, cesses, subsidies, exactions, compositions or demands whatsoever, due or demanded to us, our heirs and successors, in any manner, by reason of our prerogative or otherwise, as well in time of war as in time of peace, notwithstanding any statute, act, ordinance, proclamation, restriction, custom, use, law, prescription, or any other thing, cause or matter whatsoever to the contrary of the premises in anything. In testimony whereof we have made these our letters patents. Witness our beloved and faithful councillor, William FitzWilliam, knight, our deputy general of our kingdom of Ireland.
    Dublin, March 3, the 34th year of our reign.
    (March 3, 1592.)

    :eek:

    We're all tax exempt! hooray!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    Only if you're the provost, have been elected to the fellowship, or are a foundation scholar.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    obl wrote: »
    Only if you're the provost, have been elected to the fellowship, or are a foundation scholar.

    So does that mean members of the Board are too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭antiselfdual


    Finally we establish and ordain to encourage studies and students, so that our subjects and officers may be encouraged to assist in the best establishment and conservation of this College, that they may supply and administer those goods with our grace and authority: and that all goods, chattels, things, lands, tenements, hereditaments pertaining to the provost, fellows and scholars of the said College, shall be from time to time in all future times, free and exempt from all burdens, taxes, tallages, cesses, subsidies, exactions, compositions or demands whatsoever, due or demanded to us, our heirs and successors, in any manner, by reason of our prerogative or otherwise, as well in time of war as in time of peace, notwithstanding any statute, act, ordinance, proclamation, restriction, custom, use, law, prescription, or any other thing, cause or matter whatsoever to the contrary of the premises in anything.

    Which times?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    Dónal wrote: »
    So does that mean members of the Board are too?

    I dunno, I just got that from the sentence before the bold text.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭SaintHubbins


    Bite the head off a pigeon in front of horrified Italian tourists.

    Wipe your arse with pages from the book of kells.

    Go up to various tourists walking around Trinity and say can I see your tickets please. When they plead ignorance, charge them a fiver for a cheap raffle ticket.

    Masturbate in a packed lecture theatre.

    Crush someone in those metal bookcases that you can wheel back and forward in the library.

    Swing your fists in a circular fashion when trying to get past morons coming out of lecture halls and standing around outside blocking the passage.

    Hear somone say hi, please, or thanks in the S.U. shop at the Hamilton building (least likely!).


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    Are the <snips> about the Trinity Ball? We can talk about this now right?


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators Posts: 8,260 Mod ✭✭✭✭Jonathan


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the Trinity Ball.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the Trinity Ball
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the Trinity Ball
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,163 ✭✭✭✭Boston


    Better get cracking.


  • Posts: 16,720 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Jammyc wrote: »
    Are the <snips> about the Trinity Ball? We can talk about this now right?

    Yep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,699 ✭✭✭Brian


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


    Too easy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 784 ✭✭✭Peleus


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the Trinity Ball.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the Trinity Ball
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the Trinity Ball
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 539 ✭✭✭piby


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.

    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.

    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.

    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.

    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.

    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale

    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes

    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)

    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery

    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall

    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells

    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall

    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture

    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume

    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that

    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.

    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section :D


    Total: 69
    I am probably most upset that I never did 5 or 6 :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭Hamiltonion


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging

    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section biggrin.gif

    Not too shabby considering I'm only going into 2nd year!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    Wow, think I've done all of about 4 of these.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭gaeilgeboy


    35, man I've gotta do more of this stuff ...

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    I thought you qualified for .24 from that incident in 1st year?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 123 ✭✭gaeilgeboy


    Ha, luckily, security didn't give our names to the Junior Dean then! Note to self: never drunkenly sprint across the cricket pitches the night before a 9:30 exam ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 975 ✭✭✭uvox


    Great thread!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 WildRover234


    Where are the wine cellars?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,523 ✭✭✭ApeXaviour


    Edit: ~55

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.
    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party. (many times)
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee.
    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election.
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.
    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.
    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you both in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour
    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost (haven't done this one yet either)
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress
    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception
    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB (can you still do this? I think he has left)
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room
    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay (tried and failed)
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product
    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room
    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells
    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital
    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course
    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications
    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 ✭✭boblong


    Everyone wrote: »
    Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc

    What do you mean? Keyboard shortcuts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 378 ✭✭Einstein?


    I don't understand the meaning of 126. Someone please reiterate.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,238 ✭✭✭Kwekubo


    boblong wrote: »
    What do you mean? Keyboard shortcuts?

    I presume it refers to the Westland Row exit from the Hamilton.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭dr gonzo


    Im one of the enemy and i have to say, a bunch of these make Trinity sound kickass. I'd love to do a year of my degree there... maybe a masters...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 309 ✭✭Bartron Prime


    Again, anything in bold is what I have done.

    1. Debate in one of the Phil/Hist debates.
    2. Compete in intervarsities or go on a sports club weekend away.

    3. Attempt a schols paper.
    4. Fail an annual exam, go on holiday, come back two weeks early, study your ass off, repeat exam and pass by the skin of your teeth.
    5. Have sex in a society room.
    6. Have sex in a residence room on campus.
    7. Sneak someone in/be sneaked in to campus.
    8. Have security stop/interrupt/break up a residence/society party.
    9. Run for election for Society/Sports Club/CSC/DUCAC/SU committee (well duh).

    10. Score one of the people who you "beat" in the election
    11. Have unprotected sex and go through 48 hours of hell thinking you've got HIV/pregnant/about to become a father.
    12. Get STI tested.
    13. Get pregnancy tested.
    14. Get pissed with your favourite lecturer.
    15. Try and chat up all the cute postgrads.
    16. Try and chat up all the cute First years.

    17. Go to the <snip>.
    18. Go exploring the tunnels.
    19. Have arguments in the JCR about the Irish Language/abortion/George Bush etc.
    20. Eat a dead pig.
    21. Go to the Strauss ball.
    22. Try and live on 50 euro a week (excluding rent)
    23. Go on 48 hour benders on random occasions.
    24. Pay the junior dean a fine.

    25. Climb the flagpole in the Pav (not the bendy one)
    26. Bask in the sunshine outside the Pav on a hot day with booze you bought in cheaper off-licences.
    27. Go a few weeks without shaving your face/legs.
    28. Visit the Wine Cellars
    29. Pretend to be staff to eat your lunch in the East Dining Hall
    30. Steal a table and study in the service yard
    31. Put your lecturer on hotornot.com
    32. Stay in College buildings (not residences) the night before Freshers' Week Monday
    33. Hide in the Ussher Basement and read magazines for an hour

    34. Find the Jane's Rocket and Missiles folder in the library
    35. Pretend to be incarcerated in the EPB window that the tourists see as they walk up the steps into the Long Room
    36. Steal some carpet and be its adopted-father
    37. Steal a college plate
    38. Ask Dr Charles Benson, the world's least accommodating person, for a copy of the Charter in English
    39. Write an article for the Trinity News
    40. Charm the ladies in the Enquiries Office
    41. Get a copy of the Trees of Trinity College
    42. Say hello to Prof Kennelly
    43. Meet the Provost
    44. Spend a night on a floor in a tux/ball dress

    45. Get accosted by security guards about trying to break into the <snip>
    46. Befriend Theresa ("Claire") of the Dining Hall
    47. Befriend DURNS
    48. Play music in Regent's House
    49. Visit the Garden of Mystery
    50. Hide alcohol in on campus before the <snip>
    51. Drink as many Bavaria as there are blades of grass in College Park
    52. Give your parents/granny a tour
    53. Man a stand in Freshers' Week
    54. Go to the Book Sale
    55. Go to a service in the Chapel
    56. Read the College Calendar
    57. Read the College Statutes
    58. Crash a reception

    59. Mislead the tourists
    60. Help the tourists (karma...)
    61. Call up something rude from Stacks or Santry
    62. Have a chat with RB
    63. Have a drink in the Senior Common Room

    64. Attend/crash the Provost's Garden Party (if they ever have it in the garden again...)
    65. Go to Commons
    66. Go to Christmas Commons
    67. Climb into the attic in Botany Bay
    68. Drink whiskey in Cumann Gaelach room.
    69. Visit the Reference and HL sections of the Berkeley and read some of the strangest things you'll ever find
    70. Wear a College clothing product

    71. Look up your friends' neighbours in Thom's Directory or your friends' parents in Who's Who or Debrett's
    72. Pay your respects at Challoner's Corner graveyard
    73. Try to set up an obscure society
    74. Aim to visit every toilet (of the appropriate sex) in College
    75. Visit the Douglas Hyde Gallery
    76. Go to a Players play
    77. Live in, or at least visit, Trinity Hall
    78. Visit the Ed Burke's boiler room

    79. Sign yourself in as a reader in the Department of Early Printed Books (Course: History, English Studies, History, History, Theology, ESS…)
    80. Use all of the libraries available to you, including the Map Library
    81. Visit College as soon as it opens in the morning, and wonder at how quiet and beautiful the place is
    82. Be ID-checked by security
    83. Vote in SU elections
    84. See famous people in the GMB
    85. See the Book of Kells
    86. Bring your parents/granny/partner to the Book of Kells

    87. Visit the Arts Building's cell of isolation/bondage
    88. Go into every building in College, even if you have no business there
    89. Eat a ham, cheese and coleslaw sandwich prepared in the Dining Hall
    90. Befriend the cloakroom ladies
    91. Engage in healthy UCD-slagging
    92. Sit an exam in the Exam Hall
    93. Feed the pigeons
    94. Join a society, in which you think you'll have no interest
    95. Go to a Chaplains' lunch
    96. Dodge your way into the Dental Hospital

    97. Visit College's botanic gardens
    98. Sit in the front row of a lecture
    99. Hire a painting from the College Gallery
    100. Make an appointment with a careers advisor
    101. Look in at the Library's Conservation Department, whilst playing with the College ticket office
    102. Come onto an administrative officer in some office in College
    103. Have lunch in every possible establishment in College
    104. Watch a University Senate in session Wander around College late at night
    105. Visit your Tutor
    106. Go to a lecture that isn't part of your course

    107. Come to college in costume
    108. Go to a tutorial very drunk
    109. Walk across front square in 4 inch heels
    110. Befriend CS people so they can tell you good shortcuts etc
    111. Stumble from the Pav to Doyle's on a Friday night
    112. Score a student from a "noted" degree and discover they're not all that
    113. Go to the Student Counselling Service Academic Workshops
    114. Go to a play in the Beckett
    115. Go into the CSC
    116. Get an evening meal from the Buttery
    117. Read all the student publications

    118. Counting the names on the War dead in the 1927 and finding the history of the war dead in the Bankers Hall.
    119. Bring someone to the Museum in the Museum Building.
    120. Go to the Christmas carol service in the chapel
    121. Go to evensong in the chapel
    122. Visit the Schrodinger theatre
    123. Use the College telescope on the new physics building
    124. Go to a commencement that isn’t yours
    125. Support any non student organisations created only for students e.g. friends of library (VdeP could qualify)
    126. Use Boards.ie's TCD section


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