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What kind of Catholic are you?

  • 01-04-2009 1:09am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭


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    What kind of Catholic are you? 177 votes

    I am a practising Catholic, I attend Mass weekly and I believe in the teachings of the church.
    0% 0 votes
    I am a Catholic - I don't attend Mass weekly, but I do believe in the teachings of the church.
    11% 21 votes
    I am a Catholic, but there are several teachings of the church with which I disagree.
    8% 15 votes
    I was 'born' a Catholic, but I do not practise - I believe in God, but I go my own way.
    18% 33 votes
    I was 'born' a Catholic, but I am now an Agnostic.
    31% 55 votes
    I was 'born' a Catholic, but I am now an Athiest.
    29% 53 votes


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Comments

  • Subscribers Posts: 16,617 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    so everyone is catholic?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I was born a Catholic, but after a few pints, decided that "acloholic" was very similar in spelling & a lot more fun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Practised for years but never got the hang of it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    One that's an atheist


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭A racy brainrot


    Perhaps this be posted in the religion and Spirituality forum? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    copacetic wrote: »
    so everyone is catholic?

    Where precisely was that claim made? :rolleyes: The poll is directed at current/former.....Catholics.


  • Subscribers Posts: 16,617 ✭✭✭✭copacetic


    Were exactly was that claim made? :rolleyes:

    in the poll options, unless you thought this was a catholic only forum:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    javaboy wrote: »
    Practised for years but never got the hang of it.

    The trick is to leave the bottle of coke and the crisps on the floor so you have both hands free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 833 ✭✭✭pisslips


    An ultra-darwinist one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Were exactly was that claim made? :rolleyes:

    In the Vatican at their last meeting - there were some rumours going around that the Pope was in fact a practising Muslim Facist. The claims were of course, unsubstantiated.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭A racy brainrot


    Were exactly was that claim made? :rolleyes:

    Obviously!
    We all get drunk twenty four seven as well sure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    I was at no point in my life a Catholic so I cannot answer this poll...

    I actually stopped believing in God well before I stopped believing in Santa..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    In the Vatican at their last meeting

    Jesus! I missed that! So the Vatican is claiming that everyone on Boards.ie is a Catholic? Do they **** in the woods too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 507 ✭✭✭portomar


    copacetic wrote: »
    so everyone is catholic?

    no, but the question being ''what kind of catholic are you'' would suggest to me that poll is aimed at catholics. duh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Obviously!
    We all get drunk twenty four seven as well sure

    Speak for yourself. I NEVER, ever, ever drink on Wednesdays between the hours of 3 and 4pm.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    copacetic wrote: »
    in the poll options, unless you thought this was a catholic only forum:confused:

    You're right, I thought this was vaticanboards.ie - my mistake. :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    In the Vatican at their last meeting - there were some rumours going around that the Pope was in fact a practising Muslim Facist. The claims were of course, unsubstantiated.

    Of course after that it was then proven that the pope is actually snooker loopy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭markok84


    Do they **** in the woods too?
    no but I'm pretty sure some of them fiddle with little kiddies.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Speak for yourself. I NEVER, ever, ever drink on Wednesdays between the hours of 3 and 4pm.

    Fair play, I only make it to 3.23.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Fair play, I only make it to 3.23.

    Then you are an alcoholic my friend, face up to it - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Of course after that it was then proven that the pope is actually snooker loopy

    After 96 pints Bill Werbeniuk used to think he was the Pope. So did I.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    You need a "not a catholic" option. It's like the bleedy cencus this only less accurate (if such a thing is possible!)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Then you are an alcoholic my friend, face up to it - YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.

    I know. But it's great craic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    You need a "not born a catholic" option. It's like the bleedin' census this only less accurate (if such a thing is possible!)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    You need a "not a catholic" option. It's like the bleedy cencus this only less accurate (if such a thing is possible!)

    The "bleedy cencus"? :confused:

    Have you, like Pope Bill Werbeniuk, been drinking?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    You need a "not born a catholic" option.

    I agree - there should be a "born a pagan heathen" option.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Not a single practising Catholic on Boards.ie so far. Hell, I tell you, hell's where you're going.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    I agree - there should be a "born a pagan heathen" option.

    No, no, no: this is a Catholics Only thread - because Catholics R Us. Cough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Gazza22


    A jebus hater


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Catholicism should be abolished. Torn down like the Berlin wall. Then all will be right with the country.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    Catholicism should be abolished. Torn down like the Berlin wall. Then all will be right with the country.

    So, are you saying you're not a practising Catholic?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Catholicism should be abolished. Torn down like the Berlin wall. Then all will be right with the country.

    Catholocism & BZP in one day? Surely that's a step too far.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    where is the option for well hung catholic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    The "bleedy cencus"? :confused:

    Have you, like Pope Bill Werbeniuk, been drinking?

    That would be Pope Sicola

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 207 ✭✭Trouser_Press


    longshanks wrote: »
    where is the option for well hung catholic?

    I thought about it, but I'd also have had to include 'Catholic with average sized weener' and 'Catholic with tiny weener'. Too many options, we'd have been here all night. Oh, wait! :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,034 ✭✭✭deadhead13


    The non-believing kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    In the process of officially leaving the church, the details of how to do so are over on the atheism forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    The only time I goto a church is when it leads to the consumption of alcohol, a widely accepted generalisation but it's true for me.


    Also, when I do go I think everything that the priest says is the biggest load of bull$hit I've ever heard in my life, I get myself so worked up that I have to restrain myself for roaring out in frustration.


    Lamb of God..... L O L


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 23,282 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kiith


    A bad one.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Lol at the most popular one in Ireland having no votes :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    For those poor fools professing to believe in the teachings of the Catholic Church, let's just make sure you're positive you know what you're talking about:

    The Assumption of Mary:
    According to the Catholic Church, Mary never died. Instead, one day she physically flew into the sky and went to heaven. I shit you not.

    Transubstantiation:
    When the priest blesses the bread and wine they become the body and blood of Christ. It's not a metaphor, it's not symbolic...they mean that it literally turns into the body and blood of Christ. Even though all human senses insist that it's still bread and wine, it has actually changed into the flesh and blood of Jesus.

    Papal Infallibility
    When the Pope says something about faith or morals the Holy Spirit intervenes and ensures that he does not possess even the possibility of error. He cannot be wrong. Further more the Holy Spirit also makes sure that these teachings flawlessly reach the ears of all Catholics.

    Now before anyone accuses me of trolling and making stuff up, please check the links. It would be very reasonable for you to believe that this is some elaborate troll where I satirise the Catholic Church but I don't even need to :/

    So, if you say you accept the teachings of the Catholic Church, you accept all of the above. There's loads more stuff, like sperm being sacred and that's why masturbation and condoms are evil, and gay people having an inherent bias towards evil...but we can get into all that another time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    ^ Nice point well put.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 54 ✭✭Luisella


    I'm a Micheal-Jackson-style catholic. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Keitel


    Catholicism should be abolished. Torn down like the Berlin wall. Then all will be right with the country.

    Then we'd have no day off for Good Friday!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Agonist


    I thought the options would be priest, nun, brother, minister of the eucharist or layperson.
    Or convicted catholic, out on bail, on remand, under investigation or still getting away with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    I have quite catholic tastes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    You're right, I thought this was vaticanboards.ie - my mistake. :rolleyes:
    "What kind of catholic are you?" does of course imply everyone reading Boards.ie is catholic.

    Baptised catholic, stopped practising in my mid teens, agnostic only in recent years.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,857 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Baptised and confirmed, but saw the light when I was about 15/16


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,477 ✭✭✭Kipperhell


    So of the people who say they are practising Catholics and believe the teachings do you really?

    Does that mean you believe that the wine and wafer in church actually transforms to human flesh and blood? Or has that belief changed?

    I try not to be a hard line on my own views but find it hard to believe that a system of faith that has changed so much about some of it's important beliefs is actually correct now. By design the church sort of claims it is not changing belief but clearly has over time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Dudess wrote: »
    "What kind of catholic are you?" does of course imply everyone reading Boards.ie is catholic.

    Baptised catholic, stopped practising in my mid teens, agnostic only in recent years.

    How so?

    If there was a poll "What kind of car do you drive?" and I didn't own a car then I simply wouldn't participate in the vote.

    The poll itself would imply that everyone who votes drives a car and is clearly there only for car owners.


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