Have you ever.......

mirwillbeback

........been in a fight, been knocked out or knocked someone out?

OldGoat

So I ses "rectum? I nearly fookin kilt 'em!"

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I think I was knocked out for a second, as in when I hit the floor I was awake... is that possible? Rang an ambulance and it collected the guy who hit me... ha?!!!

Professey Chin

does kickboxing count? If so then been in a few times. Never KO'd anyone or been KO'd. Ive a chin like a brick wall.....and kinda shaped the same. I dont have much power though

Havnt fought on the street in about 13/14 years (23 now).Ah schoolyard fights

Latchy

Very few people will go through life without being involved in some sort of skirmish / fight but not nessacarly of their making .It can start of in the tots playground ( bullying) .Innocent people get assaulted all the time so defending themselfs will obiously mean they have to fight back .

stovelid

Yes, Yes, and No.

Neverwhere

I got into a number of serious fights with some blood members whilst spending time in a new jersey psych ward.
So I learned to fight with knives.

Tech3

No to all of the above

Noopti

When I was younger was in a good few fights. I never started them, and I knocked someone out once. Me and some mates where playing football, and this bloke comes over looking for a "re-match" (I had a fight with him before and beat him). I refused saying there was no point. So he just starts swinging. Caught unawares I just tackled him to the ground, at which point these "older lads" came over and broke it up. When they got us both up they then told us to continues, so they were really just following boxing rules by breaking up the hold.
I refused to fight again, yer man called me a coward, so a decked him and he went flat out. I actually think that was the last fight I was ever in, think I was about 16.

pisslips

I've been out of it playing sport, clash of head or hip in the head, thats about it, never been in a fight though.

Pighead

It was back in 2005 and Pighead was drunk, very very drunk. So drunk he got angry and started calling people who were on boards names. They got angry, Pighead got drunker and more abusive. "Fight ya" says he. Bring it on, Pizza Hut Blanch in half an hour tough guy" says Pighead.

Arrived at Pizza Hut in the early hours and met the tough guy who in reality wasn't tough at all. he was smaller, uglier and lighter than Pighead. He never stood a chance. Fight lasted 72 seconds. Started the massacre by calling him a geek which made him cry which in turn blurred his vision. Ended it by administering a swift kick in the centre of his bollox which was more impressive than it sounded as judging by the look of him he had a tiny pair on him.

Pighead had become World Champion Internet Warrior for 2005. The belt was his. Pighead would like to say that he wasn't proud of his actions that evening but that would be a lie. Pighead was sensational.

piby

Despite years of doing various martial arts and playing rugby not once have I got into anything close to a fight!

Maybe I'm just a sissy

me-skywalker

I had a broken arm(fell off my bike) and hada full plaster cast.. a guy started on me out in town for no reason other than he saw an opportunity... he got me a few dingers and i charged at him and kicked his knee.. he buckled to the ground and i gave him an absolute CRACK on the head with the cast kniocked him out and left him there.. scumbag!

Rowley Birkin QC

Just once, but then I moved to live with my aunty in Bel-Air.

Fratton Fred

I got ko'd by my own goalkeeper once. I soon learnt that if he called for the ball you got **** outta his way.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Knocked a cousin out with a swingball racket and broke his nose in the process, kind of caused my sister to knock herself out, never been knocked out or in a proper fight though

Kazooie

Got knocked out playin hurling bout 4 years ago. Thought I was too cool for a helmet, leant down to pick up a ball and got a knee (I was later told this) to the side of the head. Next thing I know I'm starin up at a few worried lookin teammates, trainers not knowin where I was.

Safety first kids. Although it's pretty cool lookin back knowin you were dead to the world for a few seconds.

PS. Does anesthitic count? That was cool too.

Zangetsu

Only a couple of weeks ago, was in a bar and a guy threw a pint over me, saw red and decked him about 6/7 times, put him down and walked out of the pub.

First time I've raised a fist in about 10 years and before anyone asks I've had a bad history with this chap and never reacted, this was 10 years worth of venting.

Still pissed off I didn't make him bleed... Ah sure maybe in another 10 years :pac:

Professey Chin

Zangetsu wrote: »

Only a couple of weeks ago, was in a bar and a guy threw a pint over me, saw red and decked him about 6/7 times, put him down and walked out of the pub.

Was he one of those blow-up punching things to go down and get back up 7 times

Splinter

never been in a fight as such thank god. never knocked anyone out...

but one night on a trampoline after many beers i attempted a backflip, grabbed my knees and slammed them both into my face... woke up a few minutes later, aparently it looked great...hurt like **** afterwards though

seamus

Been in plenty of scuffles as a kid. Never been in a fight as an adult. Never been knocked out. I did knock a guy out once by accident. I used to do Tae Kwon Do and we were practicing in formation. I managed to catch the guy beside me square in the head with one of these bad boys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbZqJOwSLes

I felt really bad about it for months after. I refused to spar with him cos I thought he was going to kick my ass (he was 3 grades above me).

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bigkev49 wrote: »

Just once, but then I moved to live with my aunty in Bel-Air.

Did you whistle for a cab
and when it came near
The licence plate said 'Fresh'
and there were dice on the mirror

??

Professey Chin

Stevie Thundering Tourist wrote: »

Did you whistle for a cab
and when it came near
The licence plate said 'Fresh'
and there were dice on the mirror

??

He thought about it but said this cab was rare
BUt then thought forget it, yo home to belair

Zangetsu

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Was he one of those blow-up punching things to go down and get back up 7 times

http://img1.moborazzi.com/pic/post/o4kxyfFsKZc.jpg

He was ****in huge, ya shoulda seen it!

Professey Chin

Zangetsu wrote: »

http://img1.moborazzi.com/pic/post/o4kxyfFsKZc.jpg

He was ****in huge, ya shoulda seen it!

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marzic

I got knocked out in a fight with a big black fella in africa in 1974, it hurt alot but it gave me the idea for new style frying pans ...:)

chopperbyrne

I've been knocked out, suffered a concussion, had my jaw slightly dislocated and had several teeth kicked in. This all happened at the same time.

Not the most pleasant of experiences.

marzic

chopperbyrne wrote: »

I've been knocked out, suffered a concussion, had my jaw slightly dislocated and had several teeth kicked in. This all happened at the same time.

Not the most pleasant of experiences.

well at least you were knocked out for it, so whats mylene class really like?

Blangis

Where's that guy who can beat up Paul O'Connell when you need him? I bet he has stories about knocking out half the known world. Maybe he's saving them all for his memoirs.

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funk-you

Yes - No - Yes.

-Funk

Exneigh

I broken a nose and been knocked down myself...

Sephiroth_dude

I got my nose broken as well as a black eye for standing up for myself against some scumbags who thought it would be funny to throw there food at me.

Smart Bug

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

He thought about it but said this cab was rare
BUt then thought forget it, yo home to belair

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'

marzic

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I got my nose broken as well as a black eye for standing up for myself against some scumbags who thought it would be funny to throw there food at me.

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Obsidian

Yep, I seem to have a habit of fighting bigger people than me.
Not hard, im only little.
I also sem to have a habit of winning fights.
Wierd how that works.

Professey Chin

Smart Bug wrote: »

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of belair


Wonderful work from all contributors

Fizman

....ever felt like this? When strange things happen, when going round the twist!"


/sry

Exneigh

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

I got my nose broken as well as a black eye for standing up for myself against some scumbags who thought it would be funny to throw there food at me.

I got a coffee chucked at me in much the same manner.. but I'm a big believer in standing tall in the face of shammers.. most of them are just little pussys with an eyebrow on their lip and diamonds on their jumper.

marzic

Exneigh wrote: »

I got a coffee chucked at me in much the same manner.. but I'm a big believer in standing tall in the face of shammers.. most of them are just little pussys with an eyebrow on their lip and diamonds on their jumper.

you could be talking about any number of little old men/women there

Cuddlesworth

Exneigh wrote: »

I got a coffee chucked at me in much the same manner.. but I'm a big believer in standing tall in the face of shammers.. most of them are just little pussys with an eyebrow on their lip and diamonds on their jumper.

ever knocked out a guy though?

dr.bollocko

This thread needs poll.

NewFrockTuesday

Was out doing the rounds one night around X area - I had the street name but decided to take out. Some knackers started hasselling us. Normally everyone in the area leaves us alone when we tell them who we are (svp) but these 2 were out of it crazy eyed. I even offered my bag - feck all in it - but they just went mental that we had no money (it was the end of rounds) and laid into us with fists, legs and one of them had really heavy boots on and when I was on the ground he booted me full force in the head and literally sent me into next week. They kept hammerring us even after iI was out for the count.

I had the biggest bruises Ive ever see on my thighs and back and stomach and I couldnt walk properly for about a month after. Scared the crap out of me and didnt take up rounds again for about 2 months.

When I set my gallows up in the GPO, those 2 fvckers will be the first to swing.