where's ma money man? this is what happens!

mud

I work as a delivery driver, last night I went to a house to drop off their dinner. They are regular customers, when I got there, the girl said that she had 'lost' her money. Now in retrospect I should have got into my little car and driven off with her food but I gave her the benefit of the doubt and spotted her the meal on the condition that I would meet her today to get the cash.

Surprise Surprise she's now ducking my calls and when I called to the house it turns out she doesn't actually live there, her friend was sound but at the end of the day I dont think it's her problem.

Now I know her name and address, she lives with her ma.

Should I call to her ma's house and mortify her? I want the cash, its 25 yo yos and I'm skint.

AlmightyCushion

You've got her name and numher, write "call [insert name here] on [insert number here] for good head" on every toilet and public phone box in town. That'll learn her.

HarryPalmer

Call to her ma, and tell her it was E50. That'll learn 'er!

admiralofthefleet

too right, she ripped you off. get something else off her too, for the inconvienience

junkyard

The days of giving credit are long gone, call to her house and "explain" the situation to her mother, bigger fool you for giving her credit though.

Captain-America

Call to her house and kick her in the face.

Hazys

Break into her house, smash it up, urinate everywhere, interfere with her cat then leave tons of menus for your restaurant all around the house...that'll learn her

Biggins

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

too right, she ripped you off. get something else off her too, for the inconvienience

I agree. You today - who tomorrow?
...and who before ya!

mud

junkyard wrote: »

The days of giving credit are long gone, call to her house and "explain" the situation to her mother, bigger fool you for giving her credit though.

aw, I don't think I'm a fool, this isn't the city and I'd like to think there's still some good in the world.

Now of course I have free rein to f**k her sh1t up!

Ms Happy

Hazys wrote: »

Break into her house, smash it up, urinate everywhere, interfere with her cat then leave tons of menus for your restaurant all around the house...that'll learn her

I LOL'd so much a little pee came out.....:pac:

Vain

Ring and say you want your money but you will call it quits if she gives you a sucky sucky for the 25euro. When its finished say she was crap and demand your money back. Win win

lucky-colm

yeah i agree with hazs there "interfere with her cat" nothing wrong with some nice pussy then **** in her pillow case

lucky-colm

damn it didn't come out
i meant "s.h.i.t" up there

Abi

mud wrote: »

Should I call to her ma's house and mortify her? I want the cash, its 25 yo yos and I'm skint.

Nah. She probably learned from master.

Text her. Say you are going to the Garda station within the hour, unless she settles.

Eric Cartman

this thread has some seriously awsome replies

whiskeyman

Go back to her house and tell her that you laced the dinner with lethal poisons that will give her a fatal disease that will kill her in 48hrs after consumption...

Then offer to sell her the only known antidote (any laxative tablets you can find) for €25.

piece of cake

stovelid

Revenge is bad karma. Do something good instead.

Are they in the phone book?

Order them fast food from every outlet in a five mile radius.

Riddle101

If you know her address I say break her legs. It's what all the professionals do. Or Simply get the gardai involved, what she is doing is technically agains the law and chances are if you press charges, you'll get more then what you asked for like maybe 100 yo yos

lucky-colm

or lots of sex ehh!! riddle101

hussey

Question for the OP

If it was a fat ugly guy who 'lost' his money would you have given him the doubt?

HarryPalmer

Riddle101 wrote: »

If you know her address I say break her legs. It's what all the professionals do.

From the films and TV that I watch, true professionals follow "the policy". As the debtor may not care about themselves, they break the legs of their parents, pets and children. Cool.

Eric Cartman

HarryPalmer wrote: »

From the films and TV that I watch, true professionals follow "the policy". As the debtor may not care about themselves, they break the legs of their parents, pets and children. Cool.

that could be part of interfering with the cat

Holsten

Why the hell would you pay for their meal?

pebbles21

maybe you should contact these guys;)http://www.solocheck.ie/FreeIrishCompanyReport?companyNumber=394330&companyName=VIPER+DEBT+RECOVERY+AND+REPOSSESSION+SERVICES+LIMITED

johnp

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You've got her name and numher, write "call [insert name here] on [insert number here] for good head" on every toilet and public phone box in town. That'll learn her.

And while you're at it, post the name and number here in case I don't spot it.

lucky-colm

Eric Cartman wrote: »

that could be part of interfering with the cat

yeah iam with you on this one eric i say the cat gets it
:rolleyes:
or steal the cat and take pictures of doing something weird to the cat like putting little wellingtons on it's paws and then pasting it to the gable end wall with a hurley and your resteraunt neon sign flashing overhead send her the photo on her birthdays

Gummy Panda

Should've brought the meal back. Tough **** if loses her money. Op watch saw and get ideas from that on how to get revenge

mud

hussey wrote: »

Question for the OP

If it was a fat ugly guy who 'lost' his money would you have given him the doubt?

what??

Can you clarify the question or read back over the original post
cheers

Fringe

Also, put her number up on the casual gay section on gumtree. You'll be surprised by the amount of pictures of dicks she'll be getting within the next few days.

mud

anyway, update is as follows

sent her one more text and said that I was going to call down to her ma's house to meet her, she texted back within 5 minutes to say she would have the money on Friday, one time the small village vibe worked in my favour!

lucky-colm

Fringe wrote: »

Also, put her number up on the casual gay section on gumtree. You'll be surprised by the amount of pictures of dicks she'll be getting within the next few days.

you had some kinda experience here fringe?

magick

text her back,saying theirs no need now since you got ur moneys worth from her mother

seanybiker

definately call to parents house and get the money from her. And show the mother what a little bitch she has raised.

00112984

Call to her mother's house to say the daughter had offered you a BJ for €25 but you only had a €50 on you at the time and said you'd collect the change later.

Tell the mother the daughter's ducking your calls and you're looking for either your €25 back or a denture-free blowie.

BaconZombie

FYP

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You've got her name and numher, write "call [insert name here] on [insert number here] for good head" on every toilet and public phone box in town 4Chan, That'll learn her.

lol it's always for a chick eh?

Poor OP probably thought he was getting lucky out of this. Awww.

haha "lost her money". What a sucker.



P.s. Friday is going to turn into next Friday and then the one after that.

magick

clearly you havent been reading the updates

RHunce

id be like hey b!tch with interest the comes to two hundred squids and also comes to me cumming. in your mouth lol

mud

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

lol it's always for a chick eh?

Poor OP probably thought he was getting lucky out of this. Awww.

haha "lost her money". What a sucker.



P.s. Friday is going to turn into next Friday and then the one after that.

I'm a GIRL


Why do you think I'm male? (Srsly)

I was wondering what was with all the bj answers

DJ Hafez

Is she hot? You could probably get her to take you out for dinner.... OR even just a feek

mud

DJ Hafez wrote: »

Is she hot? You could probably get her to take you out for dinner.... OR even just a feek

what the feck is a feek?

00112984

mud wrote: »

what the feck is a feek?

Feekal matter.

It's cute.

DJ Hafez

Nevermind, I posted before the "i'm a girl" post..... But still, if you were that way inclined, *DING DING DING*

Well delivery man is a bit of a mans job it has to be said. Are you a lesbian by any chance?

mud

no cheers ta

coinkydinkily one of my mates offered to ride me last night, my answer was as above, I just love cock too much!

DJ Hafez

Oh BTW, I'll take some free pizza if it's going

mud

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

Well delivery man is a bit of a mans job it has to be said. Are you a lesbian by any chance?

dude srsly, nowhere in my post did I make any reference to being a guy

I kinda thought the LADYbird avatar might be a clue as to what my gender is

And no as bove my sexual preference is cock not vag

Super Sidious

So how much is a pizza and a ride?

mud

flynner13 wrote: »

So how much is a pizza and a ride?

i dunno, ask your sister

topper75

Call Strutter Direct...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGtCjM6Q_iM

Soby

stovelid wrote: »

Revenge is bad karma. Do something good instead.

Are they in the phone book?

Order them fast food from every outlet in a five mile radius.

Do this!!!You have her name,number address..Its all sorted...DO IT:D:D:D