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Funny Car Story
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23-03-2009 3:35pm#1Hi Guys
I just though I'd share with your a funny Car story that happened with me on the weekend.
So I'm meeting up with a girl (first date), and we were going for dinner that evening. dinner was lovely and we go back to my car and have a chat, she also drives and her car was in the car park too.
Anyway it was freezing cold. so I had the heater on and then all of a sudden (having the heater on for like 5 min) my battery goes flat. I had jumper cables with me but was worried about asking for a jump from her car as I would look like a total idiot! especially on the first date like!
Anyway I pluck up the courage in the end. and asked would she pop her hood.... she looked at me funny and said "that's a bit much for a first date". So I had to explain that my car battery had died and that I needed Jump. (she wasn't really aware it was dead, but I knew it was as I could see the lights fading on the radio and I KNEW the car wouldn't start)
So anyway she gets out a drives her car up to mine and I connect the cables. as I soon as I start the car the Alarm goes off. and the Alarm on my car is seriously loud. and no matter what I tried I would not turn off. was going for about 5 min! anyway after 5 min there was enough juice in the battery to start the car. I did so and the Alarm went off after using the key fob.
I had to leave the car running then for about 10 min. to charge up my battery a bit. She pretty much said goodbye as soon as I disconnected the cables and I probably wont hear from her again, she was very beautiful too.
F*cking Cars! Why do we bother?
First date like! I must look like an Idiot! I should have just played it off and got a mate to pop down after to jump the Car!
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I have a question, OP - how did you have the heater on without having the engine running?
That's what I was thinking. Unless ye had just driven back from the restaurant??
Once fell asleep in the car with a girl parked across the road from her house with the engine ticking over and the heaters on full blast. Her dad was not impressed when he woke us up about 4 hours later when he was going to work.:pac:
89-C-15737, Toyota Corolla 1.5 petrol, Limited Edition. Most comfortable car I've ever had. That said, I've only had two cars so far. 0 -
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I once met a girl a fancied at the bus stop, made her treck 15 mins through a blizzard to my car as I promised her a lift home (which would be more convenient than the two buses she would have had to take)
.... only to find my car completely buried by the snowplough.
(and no shovel in sight)
Last bus was gone by that stage as well and I had to ask my father to give her a lift home 0 -
I once met a girl a fancied at the bus stop, made her treck 15 mins through a blizzard to my car as I promised her a lift home (which would be more convenient than the two buses she would have had to take)
.... only to find my car completely buried by the snowplough.
(and no shovel in sight)
Last bus was gone by that stage as well and I had to ask my father to give her a lift home
Smoooooooooth.:p0 -
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Hah! I've an oh so funny story.
I know someone who was on a similar first date with a girl, but they were driving around. He ended up going down these back roads, and eventually getting lost. He then decided he'd turn around, so he pulled in. Trying to show off, he turned off the traction control and let rip. Boom. Drive shaft snapped in half. Couldn't be collected as it was 2 in the morning and it was pitch black, plus the fact he was lost. Ended up sleeping in the car, well she slept, he nervously stayed up all night. An AA truck passed them and brought them into town for free:D
To add to the humour, he saw this car coming down the road towards him, so pulled out his flash light and started waving them to stop. Four lads in a Civic who thought he was "the shades", laughed, and sped home 0 -
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Mate, was that you in a white Evo out by Barcode on Sunday? She was in a black hyundai...I think?
I was gonna pop over with the jump leads. I was in the black STI that pulled up a wee bit from you.
Small world!
OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(smashing STI Btw, couldnt have taken a Jump from a Scooby though, your the enemy! :P)0 -
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chickenhawk wrote: »That's nothing. I once collected a girl for a date in a saxo! :P
Thats nothing, try a magenta cinquecento.
Surprisingly it didn't affect precedings, not until I offered to drop her to work the next morning, walked out the door and the car was being loaded onto a flatbed - I'd parked in a clearway - never been more embarrased! 0 -
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I took a girl out to restaurant once. I knew the starter motor on my car was ****ing up but usually after couple of tries the car would start (yeah it is french ) So had the meal in the restaurant, all fine. Went back to the car and as I tried to start it the starter motor made this wierd noise and nothing happend. I live about 25 miles from the place where she lives so I had to get the car started somehow. Lucky for me I was parked on a small hill, so I had to pushe the car on my own to jumpstart it (Renault Laguna- not small car) Heven't been talking to that girl since 0
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several years back went for a "drive" with a fine lady in the Phoenix Park late late at night, one thing led to another, which led to another, which ended up leading to both of us on the back seat with my bony white ass pressing against the back driver side window.
Everythings going (relatively) well until out of nowhere a car appears, drives right up to my car and puts the full beams on and beeps.....
cue one flustered hammertime leping over the front seat like a gazelle (and nearly neutering myself in the process) and trying to start the engine to get the hell out of dodge. Next thing the car flashes its nice shiny circular blue lights at me
so I roll down the window, trousers around me ankles to hear voice shout out, "don't get out of the car ye fu*kin eejit, will you look where your fu*kin parked next time...." and off he drives.
Confused, the young amorous hammertime looks around a bit bewildered, only the see directly out of the passenger window a Irish flag flying very close by.
Bit of a stupid place to put Aras an Uachtarain if you ask me....... 0 -
Hammertime wrote: »several years back went for a "drive" with a fine lady in the Phoenix Park late late at night, one thing led to another, which led to another, which ended up leading to both of us on the back seat with my bony white ass pressing against the back driver side window.
Everythings going (relatively) well until out of nowhere a car appears, drives right up to my car and puts the full beams on and beeps.....
cue one flustered hammertime leping over the front seat like a gazelle (and nearly neutering myself in the process) and trying to start the engine to get the hell out of dodge. Next thing the car flashes its nice shiny circular blue lights at me
so I roll down the window, trousers around me ankles to hear voice shout out, "don't get out of the car ye fu*kin eejit, will you look where your fu*kin parked next time...." and off he drives.
Confused, the young amorous hammertime looks around a bit bewildered, only the see directly out of the passenger window a Irish flag flying very close by.
Bit of a stupid place to put Aras an Uachtarain if you ask me.......
GAS!0 -
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Hammertime wrote: »several years back went for a "drive" with a fine lady in the Phoenix Park late late at night, one thing led to another, which led to another, which ended up leading to both of us on the back seat with my bony white ass pressing against the back driver side window.
Everythings going (relatively) well until out of nowhere a car appears, drives right up to my car and puts the full beams on and beeps.....
cue one flustered hammertime leping over the front seat like a gazelle (and nearly neutering myself in the process) and trying to start the engine to get the hell out of dodge. Next thing the car flashes its nice shiny circular blue lights at me
so I roll down the window, trousers around me ankles to hear voice shout out, "don't get out of the car ye fu*kin eejit, will you look where your fu*kin parked next time...." and off he drives.
Confused, the young amorous hammertime looks around a bit bewildered, only the see directly out of the passenger window a Irish flag flying very close by.
Bit of a stupid place to put Aras an Uachtarain if you ask me.......
Classic:D:D:D0 -
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Hammertime wrote: »several years back went for a "drive" with a fine lady in the Phoenix Park late late at night, one thing led to another, which led to another, which ended up leading to both of us on the back seat with my bony white ass pressing against the back driver side window.
Everythings going (relatively) well until out of nowhere a car appears, drives right up to my car and puts the full beams on and beeps.....
cue one flustered hammertime leping over the front seat like a gazelle (and nearly neutering myself in the process) and trying to start the engine to get the hell out of dodge. Next thing the car flashes its nice shiny circular blue lights at me
so I roll down the window, trousers around me ankles to hear voice shout out, "don't get out of the car ye fu*kin eejit, will you look where your fu*kin parked next time...." and off he drives.
Confused, the young amorous hammertime looks around a bit bewildered, only the see directly out of the passenger window a Irish flag flying very close by.
Bit of a stupid place to put Aras an Uachtarain if you ask me.......
Absolute gold!:D0 -
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Hammertime wrote: »several years back went for a "drive" with a fine lady in the Phoenix Park late late at night, one thing led to another, which led to another, which ended up leading to both of us on the back seat with my bony white ass pressing against the back driver side window.
Everythings going (relatively) well until out of nowhere a car appears, drives right up to my car and puts the full beams on and beeps.....
cue one flustered hammertime leping over the front seat like a gazelle (and nearly neutering myself in the process) and trying to start the engine to get the hell out of dodge. Next thing the car flashes its nice shiny circular blue lights at me
so I roll down the window, trousers around me ankles to hear voice shout out, "don't get out of the car ye fu*kin eejit, will you look where your fu*kin parked next time...." and off he drives.
Confused, the young amorous hammertime looks around a bit bewildered, only the see directly out of the passenger window a Irish flag flying very close by.
Bit of a stupid place to put Aras an Uachtarain if you ask me.......
was Mary Mc and the hubby doing a bit of doggin:eek:0 -
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