Odd things you do on your own, that you wouldn't want others seeing

WoollyRedHat · 22-03-2009 6:25pm #1

For me it has to be singing and giving it my all while doing the washing up. Most recently the Monster Mash, prancing around like a mad man.

22-03-2009 6:28pm

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RandolphEsq · 22-03-2009 6:38pm

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

For me it has to be singing and giving it my all while doing the washing up. Most recently the Monster Mash, prancing around like a mad man.

**** over midget porn

mardybumbum · 22-03-2009 6:40pm

Listening to elton john.

FlutterinBantam · 22-03-2009 6:42pm

Using an indoor plant sprayer to de-clag my hole:o

Rented Mule · 22-03-2009 6:42pm

Posting in AH !!

raah! · 22-03-2009 6:43pm

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

For me it has to be singing and giving it my all while doing the washing up. Most recently the Monster Mash, prancing around like a mad man.

ho ho, yes that is certainly one of the more enjoyable perks of solitude. One time I was singing bob dylan whilst making soup and "giving it my all", singing the background singers and everything, and my brother sneakily recorded the whole performance.

Needless to say it quickly circled about all my friends and ruined me socially :P.

norwegianwood · 22-03-2009 6:44pm

I can only eat on my own, I can't with other people watching me, unless I'm in a restaraunt or something, and even then I don't like doing it....:o

Duff · 22-03-2009 6:46pm

IBTYM!

galwayrush · 22-03-2009 6:48pm

**** if we're all honest.:rolleyes:

up them Schteps · 22-03-2009 6:49pm

Sticking my finger in my bum

Ironé · 22-03-2009 6:53pm

Singing with a hairbrush as a microphone - I should have been a rockstar. Maybe it's not too late?

Watching Deal or no Deal ... the shame!

shezzie · 22-03-2009 6:58pm

now that i own my own house its not particularly odd but i do like to prance around the house naked from time to time liberating it is ..... and fun dance sing prance even sometimes cook naked... deadly....;)

dr.bollocko · 22-03-2009 7:19pm

up them Schteps wrote: »

Sticking my finger in my bum

That's kinda like **** so **** would have probably covered it.
My odd thing is very occasionally, when the gods smile down on me and I find myself not having to work and alone in the house I drink beer at 12 in the morning and swear at war documentaries.

My name is URL · 22-03-2009 7:22pm

browsing /b/

galwayrush · 22-03-2009 7:22pm

dr.sucks.bollocko wrote: »

That's kinda like **** so **** would have probably covered it.

Sticking a finger up the bum is more like milking than ****.:pac:

dr.bollocko · 22-03-2009 7:23pm

galwayrush wrote: »

Sticking a finger up the bum is more like milking than ****.:pac:

Cows do not work that way.
Do they?

galwayrush · 22-03-2009 7:24pm

dr.sucks.bollocko wrote: »

Cows do not work that way.
Do they?

Not sure about cows, but the guy who liked violating horses died a horrible death.:D

steo87 · 22-03-2009 7:24pm

shezzie wrote: »

sometimes cook naked

Dangerous.....hot cooking oil + naked body = burnt nipple

Granny Lover · 22-03-2009 7:26pm

watching nick toons or the den when i have a hangover just allot less effort to follow

shezzie · 22-03-2009 7:27pm

thanks steo87 but i am a careful cook.... there is an art to it you should try it sometime

22-03-2009 7:28pm

Upward Spiral wrote: »

browsing /b/

+1

galwayrush · 22-03-2009 7:29pm

shezzie wrote: »

thanks steo87 but i am a careful cook.... there is an art to it you should try it sometime

Do you coat your nipples in some special oil, or something so they won't get burnt?:D

Valmont · 22-03-2009 7:29pm

Singing along with full emotion to Morrissey's Vauxhall and I

shezzie · 22-03-2009 7:38pm

it that you galway rush looking in the window thought i saw someone spying in ill have to be more careful from now on (note to self buy new thicker curtains);)

dr.bollocko · 22-03-2009 7:39pm

Good choice Liberalis!

fryup · 22-03-2009 7:42pm

whenever i go for a long cycle, my balls tend to get itchy...so when im back at home i give them a good ol' scratch

sillyputty · 22-03-2009 7:44pm

I rock at air guitar

wylo · 22-03-2009 7:46pm

give my nose a clearout , had to be said

Fago! · 22-03-2009 7:54pm

Picking my nose.

Giving it my allwhile washing the dishes. (Something I'm silently proud of)

UpTheSlashers · 22-03-2009 7:57pm

Countdown...

galwayrush · 22-03-2009 7:59pm

shezzie wrote: »

it that you galway rush looking in the window thought i saw someone spying in ill have to be more careful from now on (note to self buy new thicker curtains);)

Apologies.:o
Just don't look back, we have no curtains yet.;)

Hogzy · 22-03-2009 8:00pm

sitting on my hand, farting then smelling said hand!!!

S.I.R · 22-03-2009 8:00pm

breakdance.

shezzie · 22-03-2009 8:01pm

galwayrush you can have my old ones now......did you have a good old peek???

Diabhal Beag · 22-03-2009 8:13pm

Hogzy wrote: »

sitting on my hand, farting then smelling said hand!!!

That is way weirder than ****. Do you enjoy the aroma or some ****?

Dardania · 22-03-2009 8:27pm

Little Shyte wrote: »

That is way weirder than ****. Do you enjoy the aroma or some ****?

A true conniseour of farting enjoys the own aroma...farting in the shower and making it sound like a duck is one of my solo pleasures

Hogzy · 22-03-2009 8:30pm

Little Shyte wrote: »

That is way weirder than ****.

**** is most certainly not weird... Its weird if you DONT ****

sam34 · 22-03-2009 8:38pm

when im on my own i put my ipod onto top volume and dance, but i throw some seriouslt dodgy shapes

would be morto if anyone saw me

Diabhal Beag · 22-03-2009 8:40pm

Dardania wrote: »

A true conniseour of farting enjoys the own aroma...farting in the shower and making it sound like a duck is one of my solo pleasures

Haha :pac:

longshanks · 22-03-2009 9:21pm

piss in the sink

HarryPalmer · 22-03-2009 9:27pm

Play that air guitar like the Zep had never been, whilst digging in the hole and singing Spice Girls tracks.

HarryPalmer · 22-03-2009 9:28pm

longshanks wrote: »

piss in the sink

That's normal. Sinks are just toilets without the afterthought of chicks.

steo87 · 24-03-2009 12:48am

Hogzy wrote: »

sitting on my hand, farting then smelling said hand!!!

We'll all done it at least once in our lives....cmon admit it you shower of bastards!

steo87 · 24-03-2009 12:49am

Hogzy wrote: »

**** is most certainly not weird... Its weird if you DONT ****

I know a guy who insists that he doesn't tom hank. I think he has two extra chromosomes...yes 2, not 1, 2.

admiralofthefleet · 24-03-2009 12:54am

talk to myself and fight with people i know

profun · 24-03-2009 2:50am

browsing boards because i cant get no sleep

TheLoc · 24-03-2009 3:42am

talking to myself about the next person i'm going to kick the sh!t out of for doing something stupid out loud. knowing full well i'm not going to do anything.
fingers up the arse is an obvious one. a good scratch.

Boxing the walls sometimes and playing fifa on the playstation while commentating on the match... IN AN ENGLISH ACCENT. how sad is that...

Four-Too · 24-03-2009 3:50am

Hogzy wrote: »

**** is most certainly not weird... Its weird if you DONT ****

That's what you think fool

Professey Chin · 24-03-2009 9:17am

Playin Guitar Hero/Rock Band. When no-ones around im throw some mad shapes playin them games. When people around the shapes are slightly less mad

adzer86 · 24-03-2009 10:55am

TheLoc wrote:

playing fifa on the playstation while commentating on the match... IN AN ENGLISH ACCENT. how sad is that...

HAHA you're not alone mate...... Ronaldo shoots!! What a goal!!!
I always sound like Mark Lawrenson for some reason

Also, giving myself a Dutch Oven. Everybody loves the smell of their own stank!
Picking the Shrone
Rubbing the back of my ear and smelling it... dont ask.

Odd things you do on your own, that you wouldn't want others seeing

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