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Why do people "read" in the toilet?

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    #32
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    I just read what ever is at hand, other than that, i don't really care.

    Are you going to finish all your posts with that line? Ive only seen two so far and its a real facepalm. Let me guess. You dont really care?


    I use opera mini if I need quality time with the toilet. I like to read AH especially due to the ironing.

    Reading shïte while having one.


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    #33
    Mr.Lizard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Having a read and a poo in your own toilet is the most natural thing in the world to do.

    Strange thing is tho, the day I tried to mix it up a little by taking a dump on the floor of my local library the Garda came & arrested *ME*! :mad:


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    #34
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Are you going to finish all your posts with that line? Ive only seen two so far and its a real facepalm. Let me guess. You dont really care?


    I use opera mini if I need quality time with the toilet. I like to read AH especially due to the ironing.

    Reading shïte while having one.

    What are you on about? if this is a lezzy come on then I am not up for that. Thanks anyway.


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    #35
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    It's a habit and it just feels good.

    The old print media is being slowly eclipsed by phone games and net for me though.


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    #36
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    What are you on about? if this is a lezzy come on then I am not up for that. Thanks anyway.

    You should have replied with I don't really care :P


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    #37
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Saibh wrote: »
    You should have replied with I don't really care :P

    I would have, but, i Don't really care.


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    #38
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    I never read in the toilet, I read on the toilet alright though


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    #39
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    I would have, but, i Don't really care.

    I dont really care about iDontReallyCare


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    #40
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    tech2 wrote: »
    I dont really care about iDontReallyCare


    I don't really care.


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    #41
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    I'll read books, graphic novels, magazines, really depends on what I'm in the middle of reading at the time, or I'll just play Tetris on my phone.

    Did you know Eddie Van Halen supposedly writes his best music while taking a dump? Yep, he takes the guitar in to the poop throne with him.


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    #42
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    iDontReallyCare wrote: »
    What are you on about? if this is a lezzy come on then I am not up for that. Thanks anyway.

    Reported. As was your pm.


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    #43
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Did you know Eddie Van Halen supposedly writes his best music while taking a dump? Yep, he takes the guitar in to the poop throne with him.

    I'm sure somebody told me also that Hendrix used to take a guitar into the jacks and play for hours. Maybe he actually died from piles. :)


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    #44
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    If I'm stuck I sometimes read the backs of shampoo bottles.
    There's nothing more brick-inducing than trying to read words like Butylphenyl Methylpropional and Hydroxypropyltrimonium


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    #45
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Captain-America wrote: »
    Because there's nothing better to do in there.
    ORLY?


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    #46
    Glenn Quagmire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Glenn Quagmire


    If i am not done in 30 seconds I am worried and go to the doctor. I suggest that those who take 15 minutes to drop a load seek medical advice. You don't want to die like Elvis did. Tragic Sh1ting accident! :pac:


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    #47
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,265 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Glenn Quagmire wrote: »
    If i am not done in 30 seconds I am worried and go to the doctor. I suggest that those who take 15 minutes to drop a load seek medical advice. You don't want to die like Elvis did. Tragic Sh1ting accident! :pac:

    Not the only King to die on the Throne...

    *keeps running*

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #48
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    why the hell not read ? soem one said its ladish ?

    Please inspire me, on what else Im supposed to do while Im emptying my bowls???
    But its allso a good place to escape from every one and enjoy your news peaper, book , magzine or The newly aquired porno footage :D on the phone...


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    #49
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    why the hell not read ? soem one said its ladish ?

    Please inspire me, on what else Im supposed to do while Im emptying my bowls???
    Er... nothing? It's a few seconds. And the amount one would get to read within that time-frame is a small paragraph at best.


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    #50
    iDontReallyCare
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭iDontReallyCare


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Reported. As was your pm.

    You came on to me!!


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    #51
    Thomas_S_Hunterson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Dudess wrote: »
    Er... nothing? It's a few seconds. And the amount one would get to read within that time-frame is a small paragraph at best.

    You should slow down, you don't want to pop an o-ring.


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    #52
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Dudess wrote: »
    Er... nothing? It's a few seconds. And the amount one would get to read within that time-frame is a small paragraph at best.

    :eek:

    plop and run ?

    I wish I'm usually there for a good 5 Minuites stake it nice and slow no pushing and enjoy the n4egitive energy being expelled, I enjoy the moment booth spritually and mentally for me taking a **** is an important thing and should never ever be rushed.....


    thats how you get piles :eek:


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    #53
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Dudess wrote: »
    Er... nothing? It's a few seconds. And the amount one would get to read within that time-frame is a small paragraph at best.

    Seriously, I've read chapters while doing my business.


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    #54
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Wow. You lads don't have very fibre-rich diets do ye?


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    #55
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Karl Hungus wrote: »
    Seriously, I've read chapters while doing my business.


    amen to that brother :cool:


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    #56
    Karl Hungus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,130 ✭✭✭✭Karl Hungus


    Dudess wrote: »
    Wow. You lads don't have very fibre-rich diets do ye?

    It's not a case of diet, it's a case of taking your time and getting a proper clean out. I always find that there's more to come after the initial load. Even if there isn't, it always feels better to take the time there and relax just in case.


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    #57
    iguy
    Registered Users Posts: 561 ✭✭✭iguy


    Wen i'm in d bathroom i'd usually on boards.ie or bebo on my mobile.....LOL.:P.....


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    #58
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Best place to concentrate at is the toilet - FACT.


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    #59
    docdolittle
    Registered Users Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭docdolittle


    Captain-America wrote: »
    I find myself reading the back of shampoo bottles alot.

    hahaha :p ah, I've done that many a time :P


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    #60
    kittensoft1984
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    I always read!

    Finished a whole book before just by reading it in the toilet.


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    #61
    docdolittle
    Registered Users Posts: 2,026 ✭✭✭docdolittle


    kittensoft1984 wrote: »
    I always read!

    Finished a whole book before just by reading it in the toilet.

    Possibly the best name ever for this topic too :D :P


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