2nd date - Wtf to do?

Raoul

Im a student in Dublin and I want to bring a girl on a 2nd date. I don't have much money either. It will probably be this Thursday.

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun? Like she doesn't want to go out for dinner or anything too serious like that.

ronnie3585

Family planning centre?

Genghiz Cohen

Sex?

qz

Sandwich bag and a rubber band.

Tech3

A cheap trip down to the beautilful landscape of moyross in Limerick city.

You could try asking in the Dublin forum for a less sarcastic answer.

ChewChew

whats wrong with a good old fashioned picnic these days? :P

SV

I'll give ya a lend of some money.

Abi

Raoul wrote: »

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun? .

Lidls finest vodka and a pack of cards ftw.

Drunken strip-snap = Budget date and you'll get your Nat King.

qz

Abigayle wrote: »

Druken strip-snap = Budget date and you'll get your Nat King.

I like that a lot.

banshee_bones

Abigayle wrote: »

Lidls finest vodka and a pack of cards ftw.

Druken strip-snap

il have to remember that since i cant play poker! :pac:

My name is URL

Drive Thru and a greasy handjob

Nodin

Raoul wrote: »

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun? .

Droppin the hand.

Abi

banshee_bones wrote: »

il have to remember that since i cant play poker! :pac:

Well its the handiest. You have to keep your wits about you for poker. If you add copious amounts of vodka this could get tricky. Keep it simple I say.. If things get blurry you could play with one eye open with snap.

Just be sure to drink more than he does, or the one under the table wont function later.

Firetrap

Ghost tour of Dublin. That way, you can get her to cling on to you

Captain-America

Raoul wrote: »

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun?

Six pack of Dutch Cold and a pack of Lidl's finest condoms.

Raoul

Firetrap wrote: »

Ghost tour of Dublin. That way, you can get her to cling on to you

Is it any good?

Snowie

Abigayle wrote: »

Just be sure to drink more than he does, or the one under the table wont function later.

Typical...Thats easy part it,its holding the vodca down with all the commotion ......

Jumpy

Raoul wrote: »

Is it any good?

I would class that as an awesome date. But cheap I think it is not.

dSTAR

Take a train out to Howth or Dalkey at dusk. Impress her with funny lines from movies or quote some random poetry. Then grab some fish and chips. Instant hero

Thundercats Ho

dSTAR wrote: »

Take a train out to Howth or Dalkey at dusk. Impress her with funny lines from movies or quote some random poetry. Then grab some fish and chips. Instant hero

You sound like somebody i would dislike.

Snowie

Bash her back doors in yeah

dSTAR

Thundercats Ho wrote: »

You sound like somebody i would dislike.

I doubt you would ever be in the same company as me so its all good.

BTW shouldn't the first part of your username be skanky?

LOL!

Thundercats Ho

dSTAR wrote: »

I doubt you would ever be in the same company as me so its all good.

BTW shouldn't the first part of your username be skanky?

LOL!

Nope

But you're right, live and let live

tony1kenobi

Small bag of heroin and a morning after pill should make more an interesting night.

My name is URL

dSTAR wrote: »

I doubt you would ever be in the same company as me so its all good.

BTW shouldn't the first part of your username be skanky?

LOL!

Different strokes for different folks =p I can't imagine being able to perform improv poetry while sitting in my Almera. There's a time and a place for fancy vocabularly and it's not sat in a car in the rain like a cheap culchy Hugh Grant

Armin_Tamzarian

dSTAR wrote: »

Take a train out to Howth or Dalkey at dusk. Impress her with funny lines from movies or quote some random poetry. Then grab some fish and chips. Instant hero

Indeed...
Trip on urine soaked public transport - check
Impressive, geeky knowlege of movie quotes - check
'Random Poetry' - check

"I wandered lonely as a cloud, now suck me beautiful"
-gets them dropping their knickers every time...

Snowie

cloroform could be fun to ?

Twee.

Picnic or a nice walk out by the sea would be lovely. If you opt for the walk, go in the late afternoon. It'll start to get cold and you can cuddle up for warmth. Second dates are real "get to know you" types.

ferrigan101

'I am godzilla! You are Japan!' does that count as a romantic movie quote?

yerayeah

Cinema??

S.I.R

Raoul wrote: »

Im a student in Dublin and I want to bring a girl on a 2nd date. I don't have much money either. It will probably be this Thursday.

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun? Like she doesn't want to go out for dinner or anything too serious like that.

several drinks in coppers then the d4 hotel ? :pac:

Crackerspray

Dart out to Malahide and a walk on the beach with a nice hot chipper in hand or dart to bray and climb bray head, great views (but make sure you get down before its dark, night-time views are amazing, but getting down the rock face and through the pitch black woods with only the glow of your mobile screen aint fun :eek:)

newmills

Raoul wrote: »

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun?

Anal?

The Mad Hatter

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Typical...Thats easy part it,its holding the vodca down with all the commotion ......

Methinks someone had had some vodka before making that post.

steo87

what to do on a 2nd date

Rape?

Armin_Tamzarian

steo87 wrote: »

Rape?

Wow, what a brilliantly witty comment, hilarious.

Mod to aisle 6...

antodeco

Bowling is a great second date! Always a good laugh!

To continue this AH style, look at her in the eyes and wink as you put your fingers in to the bowling ball hole. For added effect lick them before you put them in.

Armin_Tamzarian

antodeco wrote: »

Bowling is a great second date! Always a good laugh!

To continue this AH style, look at her in the eyes and wink as you put your fingers in to the bowling ball hole. For added effect lick them before you put them in.

Yeah, just before you say, "I'm gonna shove 3 fingers up ya and [EMAIL="fu@k"]fu@k[/EMAIL] ya down an alley", addressing the ball of course...

dolliemix

ClioV6 wrote: »

I'll give ya a lend of some money.

Me too!

Spend the evening posting threads on AH with her?

Snowie

The Mad Hatter wrote: »

Methinks someone had had some vodka before making that post.

I did nothing of the sort i was taxi man last night :cool:


so Op did you get that hand in or what?

Soldie

I'd say the OP regrets posting this thread.

994

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Yeah, just before you say, "I'm gonna shove 3 fingers up ya and [EMAIL="fu@k"]fu@k[/EMAIL] ya down an alley", addressing the ball of course...

And then throw a gutter ball and say "I'm sorry, that never happened before, no seriously, just wait a while and I'll get it"

Abi

Soldie wrote: »

I'd say the OP regrets posting this thread in AH.

Fyp.

Call meh crazy, but I think he was looking for like, a real answer?

Teh heh. Silly OP.

GrumPy

Firetrap wrote: »

Ghost tour of Dublin. That way, you can get her to cling on to you

-1,0000

It's not great and it's certainly not cheap!!

If it was a third of the price it would be a good laugh, followed by a take away and a drink or something. But just no!

Armin_Tamzarian

994 wrote: »

And then throw a gutter ball and say "I'm sorry, that never happened before, no seriously, just wait a while and I'll get it"

Doesn't matter how crap you are.
They always keep on coming back for more...
Good old bowling balls...

Bros123

This works a treat I find:

www.rohypnol.com/seconddate/sleepytimes

Zzippy

Deleted User wrote: »

You could try asking in the Dublin forum for a less sarcastic answer.

Are you biko... are you biko... are you biko in disguise?

ferrigan101

Raoul wrote: »

Im a student in Dublin and I want to bring a girl on a 2nd date. I don't have much money either. It will probably be this Thursday.

Anybody got any ideas that are cheap but still fun? Like she doesn't want to go out for dinner or anything too serious like that.

So, have you decided what to do yet?

Mister Robinson

Tit's or GTFO

Always work's.....I think