The way to happiness foundation

dreamers75

prolly been posted always bloody is


Got a pamphlet in the door today from http://www.thewaytohappiness.org/


some things in it i would never have thought off. DO NOT MURDER like now they tell me


Anyone else get one? i can only hope they have people who knock on the door wanting to chat. No mention of a spaceship tho wondering how i can get on it and if has lazers pew pew pew!!

Agamemnon

I hope they're the same cult behind the following masterpiece. The guy in the middle is my hero. I want to be like him when I grow up, throwing shapes for Jaysus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfAglGilQBQ

Terry

I ordered the free DVD and stuff.

j1smithy

The Way to Happiness
Author: L. Ron Hubbard

That name familiar to anyone?!!!

GAAman

j1smithy wrote: »

The Way to Happiness
Author: L. Ron Hubbard

That name familiar to anyone?!!!

Never heard of him, now finish your personality test so we can fleece you :cool:

HarryPalmer

GAAman wrote: »

Never heard of him, now finish your personality test so we can fleece you :cool:

If it's good enough for Cruise and Travolta, it's good enough for you. Xenu, ftw.

dr.bollocko

HarryPalmer wrote: »

If it's good enough for Cruise and Travolta, it's good enough for you. Xenu, ftw.

Isn't Xenu the bad guy?

HarryPalmer

dr.sucks.bollocko wrote: »

Isn't Xenu the bad guy?

Yeah via Incident II, but it's either him or Hubbard and his moron minions. You decide. I for one welcome my new, volcano-stuffing overlord master.

Borneo Fnctn

OP your wellness levels must be through the roof!

Terry

Terry wrote: »

I ordered the free DVD and stuff.

I want to get it for the craic. But I also don't want weirdo's calling to my address. Dilemma..

HarryPalmer

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

I want to get it for the craic. But I also don't want weirdo's calling to my address. Dilemma..

Go for the weirdos. Put some fun into your life.

Terry

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

I want to get it for the craic. But I also don't want weirdo's calling to my address. Dilemma..

Fake name and then tell them to **** off if they do call.

Local-womanizer

Terry wrote: »

Fake name and then tell them to **** off if they do call.

Cursing and lying are not the way to happiness;)

**** it. Ordered it. Scientology probably isn't any worse than WoW anyway..

Turd Ferguson

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

**** it. Ordered it. Scientology probably isn't any worse than WoW anyway..

You'd probably get laid more anyway, and at the end of the day isnt that wht true happiness is all about?

HarryPalmer

Rojomcdojo wrote: »

**** it. Ordered it. Scientology probably isn't any worse than WoW anyway..

It might well cost you a little more though, and there are no intimidating shouts, footwears of lightness or sexy elves. There is just Tom Cruise.

Terry

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You'd probably get laid more anyway, and at the end of the day isnt that wht true happiness is all about?

They used to have good looking chicks in the Middle Abbey St. place back in the early 90's.
They would sometimes come out when I was waiting for a bus and try to convert me.
Never did get head though.

Turd Ferguson

Terry wrote: »

Never did get head though.

And they call themselves a religion? The catholic church have been giving head since the 1400's

HarryPalmer

Terry wrote: »

They used to have good looking chicks in the Middle Abbey St. place back in the early 90's.
They would sometimes come out when I was waiting for a bus and try to convert me.
Never did get head though.

Just say that you are clear, and that the Thetans are in remission... you're set for the night.

Terry

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

And they call themselves a religion? The catholic church have been giving head since the 1400's

Bunch of stoners.
Went into the office one day with a friend.
Saw joint butts in the ashtray and walked back out. I was a stoner myself at the time, but even then I knew something wasn't right.

HarryPalmer

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

And they call themselves a religion? The catholic church have been giving head since the 1400's

Yes, but most men would rather take than give. That was the flaw in the cunning plan. Attracted the wrong sort, you see.

tony1kenobi

j1smithy wrote: »

The Way to Happiness
Author: L. Ron Hubbard

That name familiar to anyone?!!!

.....his Old Mother.

Turd Ferguson

tony1kenobi wrote: »

.....his Old Mother.

HIS MA!!!!

tony1kenobi

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

HIS MA!!!!

I was going down the "Old Mother Hubbard" route....but yours was better....:D

Turd Ferguson

tony1kenobi wrote: »

I was going down the "Old Mother Hubbard" route....but yours was better....:D

Ahhhh, you see I didnt get that. I'm kinda slow

tony1kenobi

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Ahhhh, you see I didnt get that. I'm kinda slow

.....but funny! Like Corky from Life Goes On.......all together now....Obla Di Obla Da..........

Turd Ferguson

tony1kenobi wrote: »

.....but funny! Like Corky from Life Goes On.......all together now....Obla Di Obla Da..........

ice cream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AlmightyCushion

Send one dollar to happydude. Eternal happiness is just ONE DOLLAR AWAY!!! (happiness not guaranteed).

pseudonym1

tony1kenobi wrote: »

.....but funny! Like Corky from Life Goes On.......all together now....Obla Di Obla Da..........

Aleays think of eposide where he an Amanda were goingn to have sex and she asks for protection. So lovely ol Corky puts his arm around her and says now Amanda do you feel protected!!

Ahh - Life goes on is the way to happiness

Faylum

dreamers75 wrote: »

prolly been posted always bloody is


Got a pamphlet in the door today from http://www.thewaytohappiness.org/

Loved the Do Not Hurt Someone Of Good Will, but its ok to hurt people you suspect to be of bad will..... hmmmm, so that rules out all of Isreal.

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

You'd probably get laid more anyway, and at the end of the day isnt that wht true happiness is all about?

Pff I met my bf through wow :pac: