Too fat to work

Zamboni

:eek:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html

Haha

First she says this...
We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added.

And then she says this...
We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine.

tba

emma wrote:

We all want to lose weight to stop the abuse we get in the street, but we don't know how

eat less

Micky Dolenz

tba wrote: »

eat less

Exercise more.

kevpants

Zamboni wrote: »

First she says this...
We're fat because it's in our genes. Our whole family is overweight," she added enthusiastically licking butter from her sausage-like fingers.

And then she says this...
We have cereal for breakfast, bacon butties for lunch and microwave pies with mashed potato or chips for dinner," Mrs Chawner told Closer magazine as the gravy trickled off her chin joining the ketchup, tikka and chocolate stains on her billowing blouse.

Edited for realism.

Mr.David

Could all their blubber be harnessed as a power source and subsidise their benfit payments?

Build them a nice council house on top of the north sea oil rig and liposuck their asses

Degsy

I suppose the taxpayer has to look after them when they end up in hopsital for a fat-related illness.
Leeches...

Although the bit under the article made me laugh:
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