What would you do with your finger?

Soby

Dont think i seen a thread on this.Its pritty cool
Link

A Finnish computer programmer who lost one of his fingers in a motorcycle accident has made himself a prosthetic replacement with a USB drive attached.

Jerry Jalava uses the 2GB memory stick, accessed by peeling back the "nail", to store photos, movies and programmes.

The finger is not permanently attached to his hand, so it can be easily left plugged into a computer when in use.

Mr Jalava says he is already thinking about upgrading the finger to include more storage and wireless technology.

"I'm planning to use another prosthetic as a shell for the next version, which will have removable fingertip and RFID tag," he wrote on his blog, ProtoBlogr.net.

Half of Mr Jalava's left ring finger had to be amputated last summer after he crashed into a deer while riding his motorbike near Helsinki.

He says he was inspired to create the unique storage device when doctors treating him joked that he should have a USB "finger drive" after finding out that he was a software developer.

So what would you do with your finger??;);)

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Arcee

I'd put a bottle opener on the end of it. Always useful at parties

nobodythere

Arcee wrote: »

I'd put a bottle opener on the end of it. Always useful at parties

I imagine that would hurt like hell.

Soby

grasshopa wrote: »

I imagine that would hurt like hell.

i meant like a prosthetic finger..like the guy in the story

Senna

i'd make it as realistic looking as possible and then fill it with pet spiders, freak people out when i'm bored.

sean6477

cigarette lighter

Caliden

swiss army knife

Professey Chin

Id have it turned into a finglongerer

m83

Can't believe no one said <SNIP>

I'd turn mine into a laser pointer.

Duiske

I'd have a swiss army knife put in place of the finger. Be wicked handy.
Might be a bit dodgy when wiping your ass, but i guess the spoon could save a fortune in bog roll.

n1ck

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Id have it turned into a finglongerer

OT but please post something that isn't an attempt to get as many thanks as possible, reading your posts is such a pain.

I'd probably go with the bottle opener too, be really handy.

Black Swan

The finger?

i immediately thought bottle opener.. but now i'm thinking laser pens out your fingers wud be pretty cool.

http://www.chelseapies.tv/pgliiia6.jpg

sorta like that guy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v342/yang23/LaserCats.jpg

or them cats.

Victor McDade

I'd turn it into a pistol

Shield

Turn it into a tiny phone like the one in Zoolander. It would look like you're talking to yourself, but the joke would be on them.

shenanigans1982

Hole scratcher.

Sam Vimes

n1ck wrote: »

OT but please post something that isn't an attempt to get as many thanks as possible, reading your posts is such a pain.

I'd probably go with the bottle opener too, be really handy.

Every post in this thread, including yours, is a funny example of something people would do with their fingers but you object to him giving an example funny enough to get thanks?

Should he have given an unfunny and boring answer instead? Like maybe just repeat an answer someone else gave and say "me too"?

I'd put in a tiny little gun and make myself a handgun

mukki

pah usb key for a finger is nothing

look at me.....

http://www.texastoyz.com/images/mm5_t800endo_photo_02_dp.jpg

alexandros

a magnet?

psni

psni wrote: »

Turn it into a tiny phone like the one in Zoolander. It would look like you're talking to yourself, but the joke would be on them.

That line made me break out in hysterics laughing for about five minutes straight!

Cheers Mr. PSNI.

FlutterinBantam

Fashion a good thick "bell-end" on it and you would be good to go,I would imagine?

Terry

****ing cyborgs.

Kiera

Bullet

Mr.Lizard

I'd Probably stick a big exclamation mark on there so I could end conversations at will.

a lions claw

stovelid

One of those gun yokes that shoots out a flag with bang written on it.

Snowie

id go for a buzz light year style, death ray

AnonoBoy

I'd get a thumb put on there.

Then when I drop something I could go "I'm all thumbs me!" and everyone would laugh.

That would never get old.

Turd Ferguson

I'd turn it into a ribbed vibrator...for the ladiez :cool:

Kiera

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd turn it into a ribbed vibrator...for the ladiez :cool:

I already got one, see above post

Turd Ferguson

Kiera wrote: »

I already got one, see above post

Then I guess I'll just use it on myself

<_<
>_>

Latchy

Use it like ET and have loads of fun

Gummy Panda

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I'd turn it into a ribbed vibrator...for the ladiez :cool:

Same.

Except mine wouldn't be ribbed, it would be sleek for smoother anal insertion for the ladies :pac:

Kiera

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Same.

Except mine wouldn't be ribbed, it would be sleek for smoother anal insertion for the ladies :pac:

Here's the line

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Turd Ferguson

Kiera wrote: »

Here's the line

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Why is he over the line? Is ribbed better for anal or something?
Good lord, I dont like where this thread is going...

Kiera

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Why is he over the line? Is ribbed better for anal or something?
Good lord, I dont like where this thread is going...

Are you standing on your head?

Professey Chin

n1ck wrote: »

OT but please post something that isn't an attempt to get as many thanks as possible, reading your posts is such a pain.

or I answer in whatever way I like and ignore your opinion on it.
Yeah thats a better idea

Fringe

If I were him, I wouldn't bother. The shocker would be so much easier now!

Gummy Panda

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Same.

Except mine wouldn't be ribbed, it would be sleek for smoother anal insertion for the ladies :pac:

fuk smoother. i want them to feel it.

kingtut

It took 3 pages for this thread to turn into filth??!! What is happening to after hours :eek:

Rsaeire

Sam Vimes wrote: »

Every post in this thread, including yours, is a funny example of something people would do with their fingers but you object to him giving an example funny enough to get thanks?

Should he have given an unfunny and boring answer instead? Like maybe just repeat an answer someone else gave and say "me too"?

I'd put in a tiny little gun and make myself a fingergun

I've fixed that for you.

You could be fingerbangin' in no time then

Gummy Panda

Deleted User wrote: »

fuk smoother. i want them to feel it.

What about if it was sleek for smoother initial insertion but opened up like an umbrella for the duration of penetration?

that would be both acceptable and impressive

Kiera

Deleted User wrote: »

that would be both acceptable and impressive

acceptable in who? :eek:

Gummy Panda

Kiera wrote: »

acceptable in who? :eek:

Well i didn't mean exactly like an umbrella. Maybe some of it will inflate to a comfortable yet erotic fit, like inflating a love bead while inside her.

I think i got to patent this design

Kiera

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Well i didn't mean exactly like an umbrella. Maybe some of it will inflate to a comfortable yet erotic fit, like inflating a love bead while inside her.

I think i got to patent this design

I think you need to take this to S&S tbh :P

Sean Templar

condom dispenser or built in mini vibrator;)

Ann22

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Id have it turned into a finglongerer

Would that be like in that Sinbad film where the evil wizard could extend his finger for miles? That might be a good idea....imagine, you're too lazy to get up to reach the remote so you could poke it closer...or just press the buttons on the tv. Or if you're lying in bed and there's something sticking out of a drawer annoyingly for those who suffer from mild ocd, you could sort it out without losing your warm spot in the bed:)..the possibilities are endless.

IvySlayer

A remote control. That would be quite handy!!!

Captain-America

A George Foreman.

Genghiz Cohen

Captain-America wrote: »

A George Foreman.

Wouldn't that weigh like 500 pounds?