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Special Underwear?

  • 10-03-2009 10:44pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 103 ✭✭


    Do you have specific underwear that you would term as "lucky" or the type that you would keep spefically for when going out on the pull?

    A mate has pink polka dot underwear (he's male) which I thought was a rather strange purchase as i rarely stray from the dark navy boxer variety.

    Are women more likely to have a set of underwear which they would class as special?

    Are male thongs socially acceptable?
    Banana-hammocks?

    p.s. Should I include a poll?



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭Slidey


    The banana hammock will probably have a poll included


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Y-fronts of course*! Who doesn't want to look like Mr.Bean?!?!



    *NOT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    dunnomede? wrote: »
    Are women more likely to have a set of underwear which they would class as special?

    Have you been in any department stores lately?

    They have massive sections dedicated to womens underwear. I don't think women care much what men's boxers look like as long as whats underneath is bulging out and a mouth full

    Now womens underwear is something both men and women can enjoy. They enjoy wearing it and feeling sexy while we enjoy watching them and trying to get them off. Getting them off can be either hands, teeth or ripping them if she has some rape/dominate fetish

    /cold shower


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Have you been in any department stores lately?

    They have massive sections dedicated to womens underwear. I don't think women care much what men's boxers look like as long as whats underneath is bulging out and a mouth full

    Now womens underwear is something both men and women can enjoy. They enjoy wearing it and feeling sexy while we enjoy watching them and trying to get them off. Getting them off can be either hands, teeth or ripping them if she has some rape/dominate fetish

    /cold shower

    I did a /jizz in my pants like half way through the second line.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    ripping them if she has some rape/dominate fetish

    Thats where it happened for me.


    fip fip fip


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Her username makes perfect sense now.

    To the OP, your thread is ****. Who cares. Gummy, do regale us with more pornograpic tales from the jungle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭Heisenberg.


    This post has been deleted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 326 ✭✭Animo


    I know a lad that has a pair of green boxers with monkeys on them that he wears for luck. Mostly for big football matches and they have worked so far!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    I have loads of "special" underwear... It all depends on the mood, day, time and bloke involved :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    I have loads of "special" underwear... It all depends on the mood, day, time and bloke involved :)

    You expected this...



    PICS OR GTFO!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Ive a mankini if that counts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    All my underwaear is lucky, I haven't pulled a shemale yet!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    You expected this...



    PICS OR GTFO!
    What kind of man are you ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    What kind of man are you ;)
    Same as the rest of us

    Lightly perverted


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Her username makes perfect sense now.

    To the OP, your thread is ****. Who cares. Gummy, do regale us with more pornograpic tales from the jungle.
    Hello Mr. Angry Man. Why are you so upset?

    Is there anything we can do for you that would help ease your anger?

    Also banana hammock:



    Thong:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭dmcg90


    All my underwear it special... it puts girls off I find :L


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 557 ✭✭✭drunkymonkey


    apparently Daniel Craig has a lucky pair of underpants that he NEVER washes and he wears at all the awards and even during filming because he's nervous and they help him calm down!

    PAH, doesn't seem quite the tough guy anymore!! :o

    Also , can you imagine how much those underpants smell from all the sweat and farts during the filming! :eek:

    He probably shouldn't have told people that as he lost some of his female audience!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    He probably shouldn't have told people that as he lost some of his female audience!
    Id say the ones he lost are balanced by fetish people who wanna suck them.
    Filthy mungles


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,717 ✭✭✭Nehaxak


    Here's a little tip to keep the little fella respectable...

    If you're planning to go out on the pull and need to buy some nice boxers, do NOT, I repeat do NOT get dark coloured cotton/synthetic boxer shorts - it takes a fair few washes for the fabric's fluff to die down.

    Otherwise when it's time to pop the lad out, the little fella's head could well be covered in a coating of dark coloured fluff, which can look to an unsuspecting lady friend (depending on the colour, brown or black boxers) that you've either A) Not washed your lad at all in weeks or B) You've just recently been rather friendly with your mates arse, and not bothered washing it afterwards. Try explain it's just fluff if you wish but it's not gonna help...

    I'd suggest a nice pair of purple/lilac silk boxers as a good idea, or a pair of bright yellow womens hotpants knickers - whichever you feel most comfortable in.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,509 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Nehaxak wrote: »
    Here's a little tip to keep the little fella respectable...

    If you're planning to go out on the pull and need to buy some nice boxers, do NOT, I repeat do NOT get dark coloured cotton/synthetic boxer shorts - it takes a fair few washes for the fabric's fluff to die down.

    Otherwise when it's time to pop the lad out, the little fella's head could well be covered in a coating of dark coloured fluff, which can look to an unsuspecting lady friend (depending on the colour, brown or black boxers) that you've either A) Not washed your lad at all in weeks or B) You've just recently been rather friendly with your mates arse, and not bothered washing it afterwards. Try explain it's just fluff if you wish but it's not gonna help...

    I'd suggest a nice pair of purple/lilac silk boxers as a good idea, or a pair of bright yellow womens hotpants knickers - whichever you feel most comfortable in.

    The bell end fluff issue you raise is a good one. I don't have special underwear because the idea of it is bullsh1t. Wash you arse, dick and balls and go out. If you get some action good luck.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Now womens underwear is something both men and women can enjoy. They enjoy wearing it and feeling sexy

    yep, she hates it when I wear hers though.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I beg to differ with most of the posters here.

    I attended a function abroad and having lost my baggage on the flight was confined to the same set of jocks for two days, by which time the fookers were well oiled up and heavy.

    Had a liason with a rather game boiler, and knew she was lookin' for knob, but I worried about the state of the kecks and to be frank they were as heavy as a wet dishcloth.

    Needn't have worried,seemed to spur her on in fact,and she got well worked up when she caught the whiff,and spent a lot of time with her head in that area.

    So different strokes I guess,and I won't go on the pull with anything other than a "three day" set of shreddies on.

    Don't knock it till you tried it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 49 PirateGirl


    try no underwear, really puts your point across to the ladies. maybe try leaving your fly unzipped and bit of your peeny winking out too....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    PirateGirl wrote: »
    try no underwear, really puts your point across to the ladies. maybe try leaving your fly unzipped and bit of your peeny winking out too....
    Ok but if this doesnt work.....well ill probably be in prison for harassment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,807 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    My mate used to sometimes go over and talk to a group of people on nights outs, all of them standing up but with one of his balls hanging out. Usually took about 2 mins for them to notice and then they back away slowly. He also pees in urinals at nightclubs with his boxers and jeans around his ankles. Fun guy


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