Is God male ?

Capt'n Midnight

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/education/4675103.stm

As such, when the brain spontaneously produces its own "voices", a male voice is more likely to have been generated.

Among both men and women, 71% of such "false" voices are male.

"Psychiatrists believe that these auditory hallucinations are caused when the brain spontaneously activates, creating a false perception of a voice," says Professor Hunter of the university's psychiatry department.

"The reason these voices are usually male could be explained by the fact that the female voice is so much more complex that the brain would find it much harder to create a false female voice accurately than a false male voice," he says.

Such imaginary voices are typically likely to be middle-aged and carry "derogatory" messages.

Xavi6

Yes I am

Senna

yeah, she created the world just after doing the dishes.

Saibh

Senna wrote: »

yeah, she created the world just after doing the dishes.

Sorry for the late reply, just finished drying those dishes...

Biggins

Senna wrote: »

yeah, she created the world just after doing the dishes.

...and she better be doing them right or she'll be sent back to do them again!

* Runs and hides from wife as she reads my posts lol *

pierrot

indeed i am... although not as quick as Xavi

Professey Chin

God is Alanis Morisette

sceptre

Such imaginary voices are typically likely to be middle-aged and carry "derogatory" messages.

Strange, as a rule you'd think that would sound like a mother-in-law.

Cunny-Funt

Well when you think about it, since they say there is only 1 god. Then he/it couldn't be male or female as being male would imply there is also a female.

Take THAT religion, another hole in your BS! Reminds me of the whole religion is sexist argument, (can't be female priests cause priests are meant to be in gods (male) image)

Its all so mind blowlingly stupid.

yellowcurl

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

God is Alanis Morisette

Lovesit! The similarity to all pics are uncanny!

Professey Chin

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

Well when you think about it, since they say there is only 1 god. Then he/it couldn't be male or female as being male would imply there is also a female.

Take THAT religion, another hole in your BS! Reminds me of the whole religion is sexist argument, (can't be female priests cause priests are meant to be in gods (male) image)

Its all so mind blowlingly stupid.

But Man was made in Gods image so its right.
Woman was made from Mans rib because Man was horny and bored
supid bastard didnt know what he was gettin himself into.Shoulda just had a ****
....i love ye really;)

gamblitis

There is no god so therefore the original question is void!

CHD

God is a DJ

Manic Moran

No chance. If God were male, he would have been more gender equal on the multiple orgasm thing. And he wouldn't have left testicles on the outside.

NTM

Snowie

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

God is Alanis Morisette

yeah

then how is it ironic 40,000 spoons when all you need is a knife serously ?? its just damm unlucky

how can you say that everyone knows its the beastie boys

brass monkey that funkey monkey.... :cool:

stovelid

Must be.

Do you think a mot could get her head round all that omniscience stuff?

Aodan83

Well, in the Bible, when referring to God, they use the word "He". Does that sound like a chick to you?!

ShooterSF

Pasta doesn't have a gender idiots.

My name is URL

There is no God. The evolutionary process is far more magical than that.

Dragan

Cunny-Funt wrote: »

Well when you think about it, since they say there is only 1 god. Then he/it couldn't be male or female as being male would imply there is also a female.

Take THAT religion, another hole in your BS! Reminds me of the whole religion is sexist argument, (can't be female priests cause priests are meant to be in gods (male) image)

Its all so mind blowlingly stupid.

Actually, God didn't create the human race through conventional means, rather he made a man from clay, in his own image, and invented woman when he realised that all the birds and the creature of the land and the sea could not keep man company ( so you know the Garden of Eden wasn't in Kerry ).

If you seek to enter into reasoned debate with actual believers, you can't be using arguments like the above!!!

Mr.Lizard

God is a gas ... much like the farts that come out of your bum-bum.

Mingey

Well either that or she has one helluva beard!

chughes

The best arguement I've ever heard in relation to this topic is that God is indeed male because if God was female, semen would taste like chocolate

keane2097

Flying spaghetti monster imo.

Professey Chin

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yeah

then how is it ironic 40,000 spoons when all you need is a knife serously ?? its just damm unlucky

how can you say that everyone knows its the beastie boys

brass monkey that funkey monkey.... :cool:

I dont question. I just go by the book of Kevin Smith. The man knows all

SoWatchaWant

Well he got mary knocked up

Snow-Monkey

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yeah

then how is it ironic 40,000 spoons when all you need is a knife serously ?? its just damm unlucky

how can you say that everyone knows its the beastie boys

brass monkey that funkey monkey.... :cool:

Where the fup would you even find 40,000 spoons?

Professey Chin

Deleted User wrote: »

Where the fup would you even find 40,000 spoons?

India?

Caoimhín

How dare ye all!!

The Lord, praise be upon him, is neither a male or a female.

Its a shemale. Like you see on those creepy south east Asian websites, only good looking if you know what i mean?

allabouteve

Not only is God not male.
God is also not real.

But since most persons attribute a gender to their imaginary friend, and we are conditioned to believe that the majority of authority figures are male, the general perception, among believers, is that their concept of a god, is indeed, male.

Ultimate Chin

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

India?

Ohhh.

So, so, so, what you're saying is .. God is an Indian?

zuroph

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

God is Alanis Morisette

yellowcurl wrote: »

Lovesit! The similarity to all pics are uncanny!

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yeah

then how is it ironic 40,000 spoons when all you need is a knife serously ?? its just damm unlucky

how can you say that everyone knows its the beastie boys

brass monkey that funkey monkey.... :cool:

*facepalm*

Dont worry Ultimate chin, I got the reference. We are the chosen ones!

zuroph

zuroph wrote: »

*facepalm*

Dont worry Ultimate chin, I got the reference. We are the chosen ones!

'tis a brilliant movie though.

useful_contacts

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

God is Alanis Morisette

shes sexy

zuroph

meep!

Overheal

God is a giant Taco that poos Ice cream.

/thread.

keane2097

zuroph wrote: »

*facepalm*

Dont worry Ultimate chin, I got the reference. We are the chosen ones!

I miss George Carlin and his use of the word "hokey"

Professey Chin

Deleted User wrote: »

Ohhh.

So, so, so, what you're saying is .. God is an Indian?

How else do that many people fit on them trains

Professey Chin

Overheal wrote: »

God is a giant Taco that poos Ice cream.

/thread.

No thats our alien executive producers

Dragan

Deleted User wrote: »

'tis a brilliant movie though.

*wakes up*

I didn't cum on you Petey, I swear!

Overheal

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

No thats our alien executive producers

who put us here. thus god

Professey Chin

Overheal wrote: »

who put us here. thus god

No God created. Not put us here. In that way we can say anyone who emigrated now has a new god in the pilot or captain of the ship since they put them in their new place

Snowie

Deleted User wrote: »

Where the fup would you even find 40,000 spoons?

I know woman is demented...

useful_contacts wrote: »

shes sexy

No she's not.

zuroph wrote: »

*facepalm*

Dont worry Ultimate chin, I got the reference. We are the chosen ones!

no, no your not.

zuroph

snow-monkey..
a) the lyric is 10,000 spoons
b) funky is not spelled with an "e"
c) You missed the reference and just quoted an old Ed byrne gag instead. fail.

Turd Ferguson

God Himself....this leads me to believe it is a he

ShooterSF

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

God Himself....this leads me to believe it is a he

Shhhhh! He's still waiting to reveal himself to us.

Professey Chin

ShooterSF wrote: »

Shhhhh! He's still waiting to reveal himself to us.

Dont see why him revealing himself to us is a big deal.
Theres a guy in a trenchcoat down by the park who reveals himself to anyone who walks past. No-ones calling him god........well except that one guy

Snowie

zuroph wrote: »

snow-monkey..
a) the lyric is 10,000 spoons
b) funky is not spelled with an "e"
c) You missed the reference and just quoted an old Ed byrne gag instead. fail.

zuroph
A I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to some winy Canadian chick singing I was more interested listening to The Stone Temple Pilots
B Sorry i get my spelling a little confused from time to time but I do try to make the effort....
C I new it was someone who said I just couldn't remember who so i happily stole it...

zuroph

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

zuroph
A I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to some winy Canadian chick singing I was more interested listening to The Stone Temple Pilots

who like her. Dean deLeo even did guest guitar on two tracks on one of her albums.

Snowie

zuroph wrote: »

who like her. Dean deLeo even did guest guitar on two tracks on one of her albums.

She still winy and she still hurts my ear's....Shame on him...

zuroph

right, fight you after school. meet u at the basketball courts.