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  • 07-03-2009 7:48pm
    #1
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭


    Is anyone else sick to death of these bitchy, whiny, humorless pussies who start threads about how much they hate people not being serious enough on teh interbutts.

    I swear to God if I hear one more person complain about polls or thanks or taxes or about people "trying to be funny" or the government I'm going to fucking EXPLODE!!!!!!!

    Are you sick of these? 590 votes

    Mary Harneys Smelly Vagina
    0%
    Taxes
    10%
    byteGordonChongRiamfadaSundyOrionCalidenWillymuncherTerryThephantomsmaskbrianthebardMimikyuDonkeyStyle \o/KTRICweederTurd FergusonSam VimesKierasdanseoGary ITR 61 votes
    Recession
    10%
    Dont be at yourselfDingatronbyteChongSundyOrionCalidenTerryThephantomsmaskbrianthebardMimikyuKTRICWibbsKnifeWRENCHTurd FergusonswingkingmikeruurdsSam VimesKieraThe Gnome 60 votes
    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    12%
    Dont be at yourselfDingatronbyteChongSundyOrionGummy PandaCalidenWillymuncherTerryThephantomsmaskbrianthebardMimikyumikemacKTRICWibbsKnifeWRENCHweederTurd Fergusonswingking 75 votes
    Gary Busey
    4%
    SundyOrionTerrybrianthebardMimikyuWibbsweederTurd FergusonSam VimesKierasdanseoGary ITRFajitas!KensingtonAnto McCJelloreverandkenjamidr.bollockoQuintAldebaran 28 votes
    Lolcats
    5%
    byteSundyOrionTerrybrianthebardMimikyuKnifeWRENCHTurd FergusonKinetic^KierasdanseoGary ITRFajitas!KensingtonAnto McCJelloreverandkenjamidr.bollockoOverhealQuint 32 votes
    Need moar opshuns
    5%
    byteChongSundyOrionCalidenKiithTerryMimikyuWibbsweederTurd FergusonSam VimesKierasdanseoGary ITRFajitas!Anto McCJelloreverandkenjamidotsman 34 votes
    Naggers
    6%
    byteSundyOrionCalidenWillymuncherTerryThephantomsmaskMimikyuWibbsKnifeWRENCHweederTurd FergusonswingkingSam VimesKierasdanseoGary ITRFajitas!KensingtonAnto McC 37 votes
    Crispy M&M's
    7%
    byteChongSundyOrionTerryThephantomsmaskbrianthebardMimikyuqzWibbsTurd FergusonSam VimesKieraThe GnomesdanseoGary ITRFajitas!KensingtonAnto McCJello 43 votes
    Heroin
    5%
    Dont be at yourselfChongSundyOrionKiithWillymuncherTerrybrianthebardMimikyuWibbsKnifeWRENCHTurd FergusonSam VimesKieraThe GnomeThomas_S_HuntersonGary ITRFajitas!Anto McCJello 31 votes
    Nope
    6%
    ChongSundyOrionseanybikerWillymuncherTerryThephantomsmaskbrianthebardMimikyuKTRICTurd FergusonmikeruurdsSam VimesKieraThe GnomesdanseoGary ITRFajitas!KensingtonAnto McC 41 votes
    Tits Magoo
    4%
    SundyOrionTerryMimikyuKnifeWRENCHTurd FergusonSam VimesKierasdanseotolosencGary ITRKensingtonAnto McCJelloreverandkenjamidr.bollockoQuintAldebaranNewApproachTPD 29 votes
    Atari Jaguar
    5%
    byteRiamfadaSundyOrionKiithTerrybrianthebardMimikyuWibbsweederTurd FergusonSam VimesVolvoboyKieraThomas_S_HuntersonsdanseoGary ITRKensingtonAnto McCJello 33 votes
    I suppose so
    8%
    byteSpearRuu_OldChongSundyCalidenKiithTerryMimikyuKTRICWibbsel_tiddleroKnifeWRENCHweederTurd FergusonswingkingmikeruurdsSam VimesAardKiera 49 votes
    What?
    6%
    byteChongSundyOrionTerryMimikyuKnifeWRENCHweederTurd FergusonswingkingSam VimesKierasdanseotolosencGary ITRKensingtonAnto McCJelloreverandkenjamiJesus Wept 37 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    bitch much OP ??


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Deep breaths... Now count after me. One... two... three...
    Keep breathing in... breathe out.... breathe in...


  • #4
    Tannylan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 242 ✭✭Tannylan


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm going to fucking EXPLODE!!!!!!!

    Please do


  • #5
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    What?
    Ah no.


  • #6
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    OP forgot exploding option;)


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  • #7
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    galwayrush wrote: »
    OP forgot exploding option;)

    I didnt forget it, I just didnt want an obvious poll winner.


  • #8
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Taxes
    You're not funny!

    *Boom


  • #9
    RoundyMooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,910 ✭✭✭✭RoundyMooney


    Calm down, it's only the internet.

    Seriously like...


  • #10
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Lolcats
    Heroin ftw!


  • #11
    McGrath5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,426 ✭✭✭McGrath5


    Ye, I blame it on the government


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  • #12
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    .


  • #13
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    I couldn't opt for Mary Hearney's smelly vagina because thankfully, i've never been near it.


  • #14
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    How could I not vote for "Mary Harney's smelly vagina"?
    Oh I know how...by voting for Gary Busey. Gary Busey f*cking rules.
    Heroin would have been my other choice.
    OP you really should have made this a multiple option poll...in fact I feel so strongly about that fact that I'm off to feedback to log my complaint.


  • #15
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Someone's on the blob.


  • #16
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    galwayrush wrote: »
    I couldn't opt for Mary Hearney's smelly vagina because thankfully, i've never been near it.

    Apparently this is the last guy to go there


  • #17
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    Wertz wrote: »
    How could I not vote for "Mary Harney's smelly vagina"?
    Oh I know how...by voting for Gary Busey. Gary Busey f*cking rules.
    Heroin would have been my other choice.
    OP you really should have made this a multiple option poll...in fact I feel so strongly about that fact that I'm off to feedback to log my complaint.

    You know it is multiple, right?


  • #18
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Taxes
    Perfect Choice wrote: »
    Ye, I blame it on the government

    Yeah, they caused the recession after all :p

    Double explosion!!!:eek:


  • #19
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    What?
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    You know it is multiple, right?

    So is Mary Harneys vagina.


  • #20
    Firefly Fan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34 ✭Firefly Fan


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Atari Jaguar - so yesterday and daft!

    Why not just say "Meh!"


  • #21
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Apparently this is the last guy to go there

    At least he found his way out.:D


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  • #22
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    Firefly Fan wrote: »
    Atari Jaguar - so yesterday and daft!

    Why not just say "Meh!"

    Because I wanted to say Atari Jaguar


  • #23
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    You know it is multiple, right?

    Of course...all the more reason to make a pointless feedback thread on it. Quit trying to be funny...people are loosing their jobs you know...


  • #24
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    Wertz wrote: »
    Of course...all the more reason to make a pointless feedback thread on it. Quit trying to be funny...people are loosing their jobs you know...

    You should make a pointless Feedback thread about people making pointless Feedback threads


  • #25
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    galwayrush wrote: »
    I couldn't opt for Mary Hearney's smelly vagina because thankfully, i've never been near it.

    I think ye protest too much.

    I'd bet theres a posse of cats scratching at your door as I type....


  • #26
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Because I wanted to say Atari Jaguar

    I think they meant every one posts this on their polls when in fact they could just post "Meh!" to show dis-interest.


  • #27
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Nodin wrote: »
    I think ye protest too much.

    I'd bet theres a posse of cats scratching at your door as I type....

    There's one would you believe it. If any more turn up, i'm going to flee.


  • #28
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    Is it me or are there about 10 posts missing?

    :confused:


  • #29
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Firefly Fan wrote: »
    Atari Jaguar - so yesterday and daft!

    Why not just say "Meh!"

    Mr October 2008, Atari Jaguar is an inside joke that has long been used on boards.ie

    I guide you to Boards.ie wiki


  • #30
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    What?
    Biggins wrote: »
    I think they meant every one posts this on their polls when in fact they could just post "Meh!" to show dis-interest.

    He wanted to say Atari Jaguar


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  • #31
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Is it me or are there about 10 posts missing?

    :confused:


    Mary Harney was hungry


  • #32
    MikeStrutington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭MikeStrutington


    Let me just say something : Turd Ferguson, you are NOT funny. Most of your posts give a sense of desperation to be funny, quite frankly!!
    If anybody else agrees with me feel free to thank me


  • #33
    aoibhebree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭aoibhebree


    Naggers
    MikeStrutington wrote: »
    Let me just say something : Turd Ferguson, you are NOT funny. Most of your posts give a sense of desperation to be funny, quite frankly!!
    If anybody else agrees with me feel free to thank me


    I think Mike's just trying to up his "thanks" count.

    Talk about desperate.

    If anybody else agrees with me feel free to thank me :D


  • #34
    MikeStrutington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭MikeStrutington


    aoibhebree wrote: »
    I think Mike's just trying to up his "thanks" count.

    Talk about desperate.

    If anybody else agrees with me feel free to thank me :D

    Thanks whore lol


  • #35
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    If anyone thinks this is all a load of cobblers - don't thank me...

    Stick something in the next deserving charity box you pass!


  • #36
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    What?
    If anybody agrees or disagrees with at least one thing that has been said on boards.ie in the past 10 years, then feel free to thank me.


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  • #37
    brennaldo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 484 ✭✭brennaldo


    Crispy M&M's
    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm going to fucking EXPLODE!!!!!!!

    What? Ya mean in your trousers? :D


  • #38
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    Aldebaran wrote: »
    If anybody agrees or disagrees with at least one thing that has been said on boards.ie in the past 10 years, then feel free to thank me.

    Meh! :pac:


  • #39
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I'll never get sick of Mary Harney's smelly vag tbh


  • #40
    Aldebaran
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,053 ✭✭✭Aldebaran


    What?
    rarnes1 wrote: »
    I'll never get sick of Mary Harney's smelly vag tbh

    So thats where you've been Bertie.


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I LOVE crispy m&m's :D


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  • #42
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    You should make a pointless Feedback thread about people making pointless Feedback threads

    Nah, it's much more fun to sit here thanking random n00bs...


  • #43
    thelordofcheese
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,368 ✭✭✭thelordofcheese


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Is anyone else sick to death of these bitchy, whiny, humorless pussies who start threads about how much they hate people not being serious enough on teh interbutts.

    I swear to God if I hear one more person complain about polls or thanks or taxes or about people "trying to be funny" or the government I'm going to fucking EXPLODE!!!!!!!

    Turd, i've always felt that you were a level headed guy, who appriciated the finer things in life, like comedy sized hats.
    But what's your beef with Crispy M&M's?

    You used to be cool.
    you've changed.......


  • #44
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Plan 9 From Outer Space
    thelordofcheese wrote: »
    ...But what's your beef with Crispy M&M's?


    LOL Must be all the "E" numbers in them! :pac:

    They created a right Turd blockage! :D


  • #45
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    Can somebody ban threads about threads?


  • #46
    whoopdefukindo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭whoopdefukindo


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Can somebody ban threads about threads?

    You should start a thread about that :pac:


  • #47
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Can somebody ban threads about threads?

    no


  • #48
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    What?
    I don't havea beef with crispy M&M's. I adore them. I'm eating them right now, see. What you should do with them though is get a bag of Ranchero's and eat them at the same time. If God had a favourite food it would be that.


  • #49
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I don't havea beef with crispy M&M's. I adore them. I'm eating them right now, see. What you should do with them though is get a bag of Ranchero's and eat them at the same time. If God had a favourite food it would be that.

    screw you and your crispy m&m's. you know what was missing off your poxy poll - LENT - I HATE LENT - and this poll reminded me of chocolate and reminded me that I can't have chocolate because it's LENT and I hope that GOD up there is not eating rancheros and chocolate cos he of all people should be off both of them for LENT - also - I thought that you thought that you were god? I hate you.

    That is all :D


  • #50
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Is it me or are there about 10 posts missing?

    :confused:

    No, somebody must be feeling sensitive.


  • #51
    norwegianwood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭norwegianwood


    jackpalance wrote: »
    Can somebody ban threads about threads?


    *sigh*....at this point i'm just going to suggest a blanket ban on all threads, that should make everyone happy. We can sit here and stare at each other.:rolleyes:


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