WHERE THE **** ARE ALL THE SINGLE GURRLS!?!!

fergisimo

Seriously biy, how hard is it to meet decent, attractive, fun girls in Cork City? Are they all dead/moved away/taken?

minidazzler

Their all in my gaff.

towel401

All the single ladies... all the single ladies

they're all on ebay. they're expensive though. 10,000e for a new one

minidazzler

towel401 wrote: »

All the single ladies... all the single ladies

they're all on ebay. they're expensive though. 10,000e for a new one

Upwards of 3.5million if she is good looking, and trying to pay for a PHD!!!!!

cork1

minidazzler wrote: »

Their all in my gaff.

you wish

Bill-e

They seem to be dating the Cork gaa team. Every hot chick in this town is with either a cork gaa player or a cork soccer player.

When your 18 there seems to be an endless supply of totty, but when you hit the mid 20's all the good ones are pinned down. Makes me sad

Gerard.C

They're on strike

Barr

Try Cubins - Im sure there all hiding in there

CommieBaz

I had no idea Cubins was that kind of establishment...

Hande hoche!

That would explain the entry price.

LC_ugh

are all in dublin

Robin_Blinds

go stay in one of the hostels over the weekend! they are full of girls who are on holidays and therefore are easy! thats my advice. its sound! just tell them your getting work on your home done. then once youve laid the cable you can offer to show them around cork and then make your way into there panties!


good luck!

Kork Boy

fergisimo wrote: »

Seriously biy, how hard is it to meet decent, attractive, fun girls in Cork City?

I wouldn't say its too hard to find them, where abouts are you looking?

spitfireIRL

The quad, friday, 12.00 - 02.00am:pac:

CommieBaz

spitfireIRL wrote: »

The quad, friday, 12.00 - 02.00am:pac:

That's nice of them, giving us a two hour time frame to find 'em!:pac:

440Hz

lol! We are hiding from internet weirdos

CommieBaz

440Hz wrote: »

lol! We are hiding from internet weirdos

Ah c'mon now! Being fair, most of us are off the medication now!

440Hz

CommieBaz wrote: »

Ah c'mon now! Being fair, most of us are off the medication now!

hehe! Im not sure we'd take our chances

CommieBaz

440Hz wrote: »

hehe! Im not sure we'd take our chances

So you'd rather get comfy with each other in Cubins than spend even one minute with a guy who can tell his Google from his Lycos??

440Hz

lol! I wouldnt go near Cubins!! And I have no problem with tech-heads.

CommieBaz

The secrets out: the tech heads are stealing all the women! :eek:

440Hz

CommieBaz wrote: »

The secrets out: the tech heads are stealing all the women! :eek:

lmao! ya think

CommieBaz

440Hz wrote: »

lmao! ya think

If you said it, it has to have some semblance of truth! I'm off to start studying for a degree in computer programming!

440Hz

CommieBaz wrote: »

If you said it, it has to have some semblance of truth! I'm off to start studying for a degree in computer programming!

Trust me! You dont wanna do that!

CommieBaz

Not even to impress tha laydeez??

440Hz

CommieBaz wrote: »

Not even to impress tha laydeez??

Well it doesnt work the other way round anyway thats for sure! When a girl knows more about computers than the guy, they get scared and run away lol

CommieBaz

440Hz wrote: »

Well it doesnt work the other way round anyway thats for sure! When a girl knows more about computers than the guy, they get scared and run away lol

Really?? If anything I'd have thought it would make a refreshing change from celebs and soaps...maybe you just embarrassed them by knowing more than them??:D

Blitzkrieger

440Hz wrote: »

When a girl knows more about computers than the guy, they get scared and run away lol

That's so hot. If you can explain the offside rule you might be my dream woman...

Bill-e

If a girl knew more about puters then I'd would run far and fast away from her. She might take my job!:eek:

Altho it's unlikely cause I know so god damn much I even bore myself with it.

440Hz

Bill-e wrote: »

If a girl knew more about puters then I'd would run far and fast away from her. She might take my job!:eek:

Altho it's unlikely cause I know so god damn much I even bore myself with it.

Wanna bet? :pac:

Vinta81

I learnt the offside rule when I was a bloody kid, then again I was the only girl on my primary and secondary schools football team ha. I never played it here though

Anyways, ^ that was beside the point, girls and guys are everywhere, I wouldn't exactly go to a club looking for my other half though. Not the place I want to meet him lol.

deRanged

440Hz wrote: »

When a girl knows more about computers than the guy,

If I met a girl like that I'd *give* her my job!

440Hz

deRanged wrote: »

If I met a girl like that I'd *give* her my job!

When should I start? hehe

deRanged

440Hz wrote: »

When should I start? hehe

after lunch. you know where the office is!

440Hz

deRanged wrote: »

after lunch. you know where the office is!

lol! Okay so. But I warn ya, I'll require lots of coffee.

deRanged

440Hz wrote: »

lol! Okay so. But I warn ya, I'll require lots of coffee.

this is my desk.
'nuff said?

440Hz

Let me know the next time you go for coffee so that I can sneak in and steal borrow your fancy tea n' stuff! hehe

LilPeanut

haha you have Peet's coffee - perhaps I shouldn't be surprised but I am - I've never seen it except in California. :P I know - random and out of the blue - I just thought this was a fun thread and couldn't resist Peet's.

deRanged

I drink Peets coffee every day!
love the stuff - order it online from Cali.

I'm surprised noone's mentioned the Vodka.

440Hz

deRanged wrote: »

I'm surprised noone's mentioned the Vodka.

It's a hard old life! You gotta have something

minidazzler

Vinta81 wrote: »

I learnt the offside rule when I was a bloody kid, then again I was the only girl on my primary and secondary schools football team ha. I never played it here though

Anyways, ^ that was beside the point, girls and guys are everywhere, I wouldn't exactly go to a club looking for my other half though. Not the place I want to meet him lol.

Picture the wedding speech,

"Well, I was in Freakscene one wednesday night, and from across the Dark smoky dancefloor, I saw her the girl of my dreams. So I was walking towards her in my Drunken stupor. I was about halfway there when I felt a pinch on my bum, I turned around and kissed the girl that did it. She promptly vomited on my new Vans, and I got her number. I forgot what the girl of my dreams looked like thanks to Mr. Daniels. So I am marrying *Insert vomiting girls name* Instead!"

Yup that's how it will go for me!!!!

LilPeanut

Haha - sweet! So I wasn't crazy thinking that Peet's bag has had some travel time.

haha The Vodka didn't even register as possibly odd - :P - though it does make me wonder what kind of company you work for :rolleyes:

Oh my word - that is an amazing wedding speech! Haha now I *must* visit this Freascene place!

440Hz

haha nice one!

Blitzkrieger

Vinta81 wrote: »

I learnt the offside rule when I was a bloody kid, then again I was the only girl on my primary and secondary schools football team ha. I never played it here though

Fair play - even Ray Houghton doesn't know the offside rule. Probably best not to play it here. Most lads forget they're not playing GAA....

Vinta81

Blitzkrieger wrote: »

Fair play - even Ray Houghton doesn't know the offside rule. Probably best not to play it here. Most lads forget they're not playing GAA....

and that's what I hate. I got into one night walking home from town with my friend, I insisted Irish football wasn't right, with ye picking up the ball etc and he literally stopped and gave me such a glare :eek:

Tirabaralla

*raises hand*

CommieBaz

Tirabaralla wrote: »

*raises hand*

.....</endtopic>

miss_shadow

Ouch

tommmy1979

snip.....

kingtut

tommmy1979 wrote: »

so who's attending... several cheap pints of guinness on a friday evening sounds very tempting to me.

wrong thread me thinks......:D

Tirabaralla

Ooops...did I do something bad without knowing?
Irish interpersonal relationships are still a mistery to me LOL
explain guys, please ^_^