Whats the one bit of advice you will give your children...

S.I.R

" get yourself a gun, vasoline and a midget... things are gonna be tight around here... Fcuking recession... "

nobodythere

GiftofGab wrote: »

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Trying = fail
Doing = win

irishgrover

Never doubt how wonderful, precious and unique you are..............

stovelid

grasshopa wrote: »

Trying = fail
Doing = win

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/17/633625621969141444-platitudes.jpg

sparklepants

Don't chew the crayons. They'll make you sick.

carlybabe1

never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever sell yourself short.......or settle for anything or anyone that makes you feel less than fantastic......and dont ever be afraid to admit you're wrong...

holyshow

no powders or pills

jim o doom

everything in moderation. ESPECIALLY moderation

trustno1

Everything I could pass on to them would be summed up in this :

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death

Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of sh**

When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...

(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at sea, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.)
(What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...

snowy2008

i just started and im 27, but its only since my dad died and its only two on the day he died, so i dont think that counts really??

gloobag

"Fcuk a lot of women"

Kernel32

I will advise my children to never take advice from their parents.

Tigger

use birthcontrol even when you are drunk

Sofaspud

Life isn't fair enough for karma to exist, so you have to make your own future.

And if a stranger ever offers you sweets, call me over right away.
I want sweets too!

DublinWriter

I'm legally not required to look after you once you turn sixteen.

Spread the seed.

scudster

Wear a condom son. Look at me, I got stuck with the sorry excuse of a child that you turned out to be. Draining me of everything like a fat bloke slurpin down a supersized coke after a salty mcdonalds.