Busdrivers - Where do they píss?

steo87

Bear with me now....ya know how there are no designated toilets for drivers around Dub City Centre etc, what do they when they need to use the toilet?

Is there mountains of píssy bottles in the driver's cabin?

Creamy Goodness

i didn't know bus drivers were race horses?

javaboy

Probably a toilet in the terminus. Can people not go an hour or two without the toilet these days?

IvaBigWun

steo87 wrote: »

what do they when they need to use the toilet?

They turn on the radio and whistle/rock from side to side. They all do it. Watch and you'll see.

alexandros

steo87 wrote: »

Bear with me now....ya know how there are no designated toilets for drivers around Dub City Centre etc, what do they when they need to use the toilet?

Is there mountains of píssy bottles in the driver's cabin?

You should ask one of them.
*might want to do it as you are getting off the bus

ronnie3585

High Definition Piss Jugs.

Borneo Fnctn

They piss into big gallon plastic milk jugs. "Way of the road Bubbles"

ScumLord

They have a special compartment that they can easily piss into. That piss is then vaporised and released into the main part of the bus to give that familiar Dublin bus smell.

Abi

When you take employment with Dublin bus you get a uniform, danger money and colostomy bags. Oh the glamour.

/sends CV

Pighead

steo87 wrote: »

Bear with me now....

What kind of bear? Is he holding you as a hostage? Did he make you create this rather strange thread as to the urinary habits of our bus drivers?

Terry

Official AH thread of the day.
I will pick a thread at random each day and sticky it.
There will be no threads discussing anything to do with the government or the recession because everyone is sick to death of hearing about that.

Professey Chin

NAPPIES!!

javaboy

Terry wrote: »

There will be no threads discussing anything to do with the government or the recession because everyone is sick to death of hearing about that.

In fact there will also be an official AH dud thread of the day which will be locked. That thread will almost certainly be some bitch/moan about the recession.

flyton5

Abigayle wrote: »

When you take employment with Dublin bus you get a uniform, danger money and colostomy bags. Oh the glamour.

/sends CV

Sorry no jobs...

Saruman

Pighead wrote: »

What kind of bear? Is he holding you as a hostage? Did he make you create this rather strange thread as to the urinary habits of our bus drivers?

I salute your ability to spell Pighead.

Many a terminus is no where near a toilet. Jamestown road in Finglas (outside the business centre) is one example. A driver could knock on someone's house across the road i suppose but for the most part its against the wall.

Pighead

Terry wrote: »

Official AH thread of the day.
I will pick a thread at random each day and sticky it.
There will be no threads discussing anything to do with the government or the recession because everyone is sick to death of hearing about that.

Sick for IvaBigWun. The only thread from the first three pages of AH that wasn't one of his gets picked as Thread of the Day. Tough break for the big fella.

IvaBigWun

Pighead wrote: »

Sick for IvaBigWun. The only thread from the first three pages of AH that wasn't one of his gets picked as Thread of the Day. Tough break for the big fella.

I proper Lol'd.

Abi

Terry wrote: »

Official AH thread of the day.
I will pick a thread at random each day and sticky it.
There will be no threads discussing anything to do with the government or the recession because everyone is sick to death of hearing about that.

+1 to non 'R' threads.

-1 to thread sticky of the day threads. You've unwittingly started a thread starting frenzy. G'luck with that

Genghiz Cohen

It is too late, it has already begun...

steo87

Terry wrote: »

Official AH thread of the day.
I will pick a thread at random each day and sticky it.
There will be no threads discussing anything to do with the government or the recession because everyone is sick to death of hearing about that.

*sniff* I'm so proud *sniff*

stovelid

They're all given a standard-issue empty Fanta bottle. Drivers on cross-city Dublin Bus routes such as the 16 get a 2L one.

thenightrider

Send all the drivers to this trend might come in handy
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055501954

jim o doom

The bus drivers upon joining get a complicated medical procedure that alters their bladder and sweat glands, allowing them to clandestinely "sweat" their urine from the pores throughout the day. Watch any driver in a shirt on a hot day and notice the yellowing stain on his back.

jim o doom

The above procedure does not however work for "number 2's" hence the "anti-assault" (read clip on) ties little known second use as portable TP.

IvaBigWun

stovelid wrote: »

Drivers on cross-city Dublin Bus routes such as the 16 get a 2L one.

And drivers on the 79 route get an additional gun.

steo87

IvaBigWun wrote: »

And drivers on the 79 route get an additional gun.

Haaaaarsh (but true). The drivers of the 78A get a junkie repelling device.

stovelid

steo87 wrote: »

The drivers of the 78A get a junkie repelling device.

A job?

Terry

Abigayle wrote: »

+1 to non 'R' threads.

-1 to thread sticky of the day threads. You've unwittingly started a thread starting frenzy. G'luck with that

Then so be it.
It's better than the current whiny climate.

CreepingDeath

steo87 wrote:

Busdrivers - Where do they píss?

All over the public finances.

sdanseo

Terry wrote: »

Official AH thread of the day.
I will pick a thread at random each day and sticky it.
There will be no threads discussing anything to do with the government or the recession because everyone is sick to death of hearing about that.

Commendable, but what happened the ban on the toilet threads? Does this mean you have to ban yourself? :P

The Skulls

CreepingDeath wrote: »

All over the public finances.

Sorry but Fianna Fáil beat them to it.

scorpioishere

I've seen one dublin bus driver peeing against a wall near malborough street one day and in broad daylight. Who cares???:P

The_Minister

This is actually a really good question.

labradoodlelady

I saw a bus driver in Galway pee ON the bus once. I was working in an office and there was a bus stop just in front of it. Saw a bus pull up and stop for a few minutes - no big deal the bus drivers would often stop there and you'd see them reading the paper. This guy however was standing up facing the door of the bus. We could only see from about chest height up (thank God!). We were wondering what he was doing until we noticed the trickle of liquid coming out under the door. :eek:

connundrum

The_Minister wrote: »

This is actually a really good question.

Its such a good question I've asked the people over at 11850.

Definitive answer pending...

Judging by the smell of some of them, I'd say they piss themselves whilst driving

bullpost

They piss down country roads where there's no speed cameras:D

FruitLover

ronnie3585 wrote: »

High Definition Piss Jugs.

That's my favourite porn site.

hobochris

labradoodlelady wrote: »

I saw a bus driver in Galway pee ON the bus once. I was working in an office and there was a bus stop just in front of it. Saw a bus pull up and stop for a few minutes - no big deal the bus drivers would often stop there and you'd see them reading the paper. This guy however was standing up facing the door of the bus. We could only see from about chest height up (thank God!). We were wondering what he was doing until we noticed the trickle of liquid coming out under the door. :eek:

a public carriage driver is legally aloud do so.

FlutterinBantam

sdonn_1 wrote: »

Commendable, but what happened the ban on the toilet threads? Does this mean you have to ban yourself? :P

There is no ban for the poster of toilet threads,the thread is locked.

Dublin Bus drivers, if I can give them any kudos for initiative, would have preplanned piss stops for use in emergencies.
No driver worth his salt would get into a bus without knowing the best spots for unloading the bag on any particular route.
I'm quite sure the Bus Eireann lads and lassies do not load up with quarts of Coke before a trip to Galway or Limerick.

It's common sense here and these people are very practical.

An auld two litre milk container in the cab is usually a last resort.

beautiation

They learn the ability to get a good portion of the days pissing done on the rare occasions they get to a toilet. They don't piss for hours, then 3 come along at once.

Diabhal Beag

Can they piss?

connundrum

Little Shyte wrote: »

Can they piss?

Stand beside one and he'll piss on your shoe. Fo Sho!

Linku

I've wondered this for a while, but about people at kiosks in shopping centres... would you just have to make friends with a member of staff from a shop and get them to watch your stand while you take a break?

javaboy

Linku wrote: »

I've wondered this for a while, but about people at kiosks in shopping centres... would you just have to make friends with a member of staff from a shop and get them to watch your stand while you take a break?

If I've learned nothing else from Eastenders, it's that people will happily watch and run a market stall at a moment's notice for you no matter what else they may have to do and without any prior training in how to operate said stall or what price a lb of tomatoes should be.

Also anyone can hop behind the bar at any stage to cover in an emergency. They will instantly be able to pull pints, operate the till and know what price to charge for drinks.

Terry

sdonn_1 wrote: »

Commendable, but what happened the ban on the toilet threads? Does this mean you have to ban yourself? :P

Semantics, is it?

This isn't actually a toilet thread because there are no toilets on most public buses in this country. It's a thread asking where bus drivers take a leak as it's quite obvious there will be occasions where they need to go in an emergency.

FlutterinBantam

:eek::eek::eek:

So!!!! Its not a toilet thread unless there is no toilet:D

No!! I'm not going there:mad::mad::mad:

sdanseo

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek:

So!!!! Its not a toilet thread unless there is no toilet:D

No!! I'm not going there:mad::mad::mad:

Ah, do...t'will be a laugh :P

CamperMan

how do they cope if they had a curry and a few beers the night before and their sh!tting non stop?

Dyr

Has anyone suggested that they pissed on their chips yet?

connundrum

connundrum wrote: »

Its such a good question I've asked the people over at 11850.

Definitive answer pending...

... nearly 4 hours later and they haven't got back to me.

Clearly there is no answer.

Bus drivers cry piss tears.