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"smell of rotten eggs makes men randy"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    the_syco wrote: »

    I always wondered why I woke up under a tent after a feed of Guinness and curry the night before!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    Surely you would have worked that out yourself by now, what with the smel off you owl wan, and the constant string of fellas in and outta her bedroom...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    Does not work for me.I throw up if I smell eggs at all:(

    The women would not be happy,me straddiling here then pukeing all over her:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,483 ✭✭✭Ostrom


    Does that make farts erotic?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Stands to reason.


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  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    errr... NO!

    A snort of hydrogen sulphide anyone..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    errr... NO!

    A snort of hydrogen sulphide anyone..
    What he said.

    Thanks but no thanks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭N.O.I.P.


    I might be uniquely qualified to derail this particular train of thought.

    I used to work for a company that made liquid egg products for bakerys etc I don't remember every cracking open a rotten maggot infested egg, deeply inhaling its fragrant aroma and getting the horn. :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    them mens are nuts


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Nope, definitely not, must be a ghey thing.:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I hate eggs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    This is where that pukey smiley would be useful...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    The smell of my farts brings about a feeling more of pride rather than an erection.

    I suppose if im farting alot and the fiance is in direct cross fire and the pride builds to such a level that i feel im touching on Olympic standards, i perhaps then want to make love like chuck norris would after saving the world


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    In other news - a brief gust of wind, a piece of falling masonry and daylight also all found to make men randy.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,838 ✭✭✭midlandsmissus


    When are men not randy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    When are men not randy

    Watching football


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Steo46


    I prefer the smell of fish.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    When are men not randy

    After tossing ones load, for a while at least.;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    snyper wrote: »
    The smell of my farts brings about a feeling more of pride rather than an erection.


    yes nothing like cleering the corner of a pub out :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    The women would not be happy,me straddiling here then pukeing all over her:(
    Why would you be doing the straddling :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    It's a shame that this doesn't do the same for women.

    Fartin' under the duvet could be considered foreplay.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Funny enough, I tend to get a mad glint in the eye when engulfed by the sulphrous odour of fireworks, but I always though that was the Fenian 'Gunpowder' gene at work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    hmm lets try that one,

    *rotten poached eggs for breakie*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭m@cc@


    Brings a whole new meaning to being 'egged on'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭johnny_knoxvile


    I've already started a range of egg perfume for women that men can't resist...

    It's called RANDY-YOKE.
    "it will have him clucking for a ****ing"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,476 ✭✭✭Mr.Lizard


    Does this mean Rotorua will be the new Paris?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 228 ✭✭omyatari


    Mr.Lizard wrote: »
    Does this mean Rotorua will be the new Paris?


    im afraid so Mr. Lizard,
    i think its safe to say we're all **ckd


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