"smell of rotten eggs makes men randy"

the_syco · 04-03-2009 1:08am #1

http://www.independent.ie/health/latest-news/how-the-smell-of-rotten-eggs-makes-men-randy-1659109.html

A MALODOROUS gas behind the smell of rotting eggs has been found to play a key role in giving men erections. Scientists believe the discovery could lead to the development of a male impotence drug to rival Viagra.

Certainly something that you wouldn't expect

jester77 · 04-03-2009 1:11am

the_syco wrote: »

http://www.independent.ie/health/latest-news/how-the-smell-of-rotten-eggs-makes-men-randy-1659109.html

Certainly something that you wouldn't expect

I always wondered why I woke up under a tent after a feed of Guinness and curry the night before!

tolosenc · 04-03-2009 1:12am

Surely you would have worked that out yourself by now, what with the smel off you owl wan, and the constant string of fellas in and outta her bedroom...

Local-womanizer · 04-03-2009 1:12am

Does not work for me.I throw up if I smell eggs at all:(

The women would not be happy,me straddiling here then pukeing all over her:(

Ostrom · 04-03-2009 1:13am

Does that make farts erotic?

Sharpshooter · 04-03-2009 1:18am

Stands to reason.

04-03-2009 1:19am

errr... NO!

A snort of hydrogen sulphide anyone..

Rb · 04-03-2009 1:21am

Deleted User wrote: »

errr... NO!

A snort of hydrogen sulphide anyone..

What he said.

Thanks but no thanks!

N.O.I.P. · 04-03-2009 1:39am

I might be uniquely qualified to derail this particular train of thought.

I used to work for a company that made liquid egg products for bakerys etc I don't remember every cracking open a rotten maggot infested egg, deeply inhaling its fragrant aroma and getting the horn.

midlandsmissus · 27-04-2009 8:35pm

them mens are nuts

galwayrush · 27-04-2009 8:36pm

Nope, definitely not, must be a ghey thing.:pac:

ScumLord · 27-04-2009 8:37pm

I hate eggs.

Acacia · 27-04-2009 8:38pm

This is where that pukey smiley would be useful...

jaffa20 · 27-04-2009 8:41pm

like the eggs in the vagina

http://www.jadeeggs.com/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/awynhaus/1849681043/

AckwelFoley · 27-04-2009 8:41pm

The smell of my farts brings about a feeling more of pride rather than an erection.

I suppose if im farting alot and the fiance is in direct cross fire and the pride builds to such a level that i feel im touching on Olympic standards, i perhaps then want to make love like chuck norris would after saving the world

AnonoBoy · 27-04-2009 9:14pm

In other news - a brief gust of wind, a piece of falling masonry and daylight also all found to make men randy.

midlandsmissus · 27-04-2009 9:16pm

When are men not randy

AckwelFoley · 27-04-2009 9:27pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

When are men not randy

Watching football

Steo46 · 27-04-2009 9:28pm

I prefer the smell of fish.

galwayrush · 27-04-2009 9:29pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

When are men not randy

After tossing ones load, for a while at least.;)

Snowie · 27-04-2009 9:30pm

snyper wrote: »

The smell of my farts brings about a feeling more of pride rather than an erection.

yes nothing like cleering the corner of a pub out :pac:

Professey Chin · 28-04-2009 3:14am

Local-womanizer wrote: »

The women would not be happy,me straddiling here then pukeing all over her:(

Why would you be doing the straddling

Rented Mule · 28-04-2009 8:42am

It's a shame that this doesn't do the same for women.

Fartin' under the duvet could be considered foreplay.

Nodin · 28-04-2009 9:01am

Funny enough, I tend to get a mad glint in the eye when engulfed by the sulphrous odour of fireworks, but I always though that was the Fenian 'Gunpowder' gene at work.