Help me name my guinea pig(s).

liah

Okay, so this should PROBABLY be in the Pets & Animals section but I have a feeling I'd get far more varied and creative responses here in AH. Mods, if you still deem in unacceptable, feel free to move it!

Anyway, getting a guinea pig or two tomorrow or the next day. Need to pick out some names-- already wrote down a TON, but I want to see what else comes up.

Current list here, if you have facebook. Should be public.

Would like some absolutely weird ones, some funny ones, and just general ones.

100 points and a cookie to whoever comes up with the best.

MagicMarker

new guinea

Saibh

Hamster

Mrmoe

papua new guinea:D

MagicMarker

Rhino.

MagicMarker

Bebop and Rocksteady?

Mrmoe

Mary Harney

Turd Ferguson

Tiddley-winks
Sir Poopy Face
Steve the Recession
Pappa New Guinea Pig
James Brown
The Guinea Pig formerly known as Prince
Chair
Boardsie
Dell
7
King Arthur
Honey I Shrunk I Guinea Pig
Lemmywinks
Bubbles
Rectum Ranger
Superman
ManBearGuineaPig


You may chose your favourite...

Saibh

Gini
Gvineja
Guinee
Gineja
Gwinea
Guiné
Gine

liah

Rectum Ranger is definitely up there on the list now.

Rented Mule

Bubonic

Ruu_Old

The Artist formally known as the guinea pig.

RacoonQueen

Pinky and Perky

Rhyme

Richard Gere.

Mrmoe

Obama

ejmaztec

Roadkill and Merkin.

Richard

Londaindoire

sillyputty

Fred & Wilma
Betty & Barney
Laurel & Hardy
Ren & Stimpey
Pebbles & BamBam (bit of a Flintstones Theme going on)
Credit & Crunch
Recession & Down Turn

ohthebaby

Cookies and Cream.

Dana and Blathnaid.

Leo and Lana.

Brian and Pippa.

TimTim

Test subject #1036

Mrmoe

regina felangie

ilovecars

babyspice

ChewChew

Patricia for a girl.

Jonathon for a boy.

SRFC90

Call them both 'Arse'. That'll be a bitta craic.

Stercus Accidit

pighead

ratface

CreepingDeath

Ted and Dougal.

( you can use tip-ex to paint little priest collars around their necks )

trout

pox and bottle

stovelid

Gee and bag.

pablomakaveli

Lord Cornelius Avenshire III

PlayGirl

Pinky & The Brain

ejmaztec

Fuckwit and Asswipe.

Davy

Rocky and Bullwinkle

Alvin if a mischievous one; Simon if a smart one; and Theodore if a chubby one.

Abi

If you came here for help, you owe it to us to name them after one of us.

Abigayle
Loopy
Karoma
Terry
Wibbs
Dudess
Dragan
Quality
IvaBigWun
Latchy
Javaboy
Amp
Kiera
Cloud

Etc. If that doesnt appeal, Mary and Bertie.

TimTim

Dinner

Nibbles

Snack

Mmcd

Guineasauras Rex
Guinea Pirate

Snowie

gini pigs are weird look creaturs actully there freaky they bread worse then rabits and they **** all the time as for names

dookie
slammer
crash

XxXciaraxXx

Flopsy and Bruce!

rainbowtrout

Cagney and Lacey

thebigcheese22

Mrmoe wrote: »

Mary Harney

Its a guinea pig, not a farm pig!!!

DualFrontDiscs

Mars & Jupiter

aoibhebree

Call them Jesus and Lucifer, and pit them against each other in a death match!

Princessa

Salt and Vinegar...

Next time somebody comes to your house with their chips and ask you to pass the salt and vinegar you can freak em out by putting the hansters in their chips.

Zadkiel

Just call them both Tasty and eat the fookers.
Nyom! :pac:

RxQueen

call one gui , and the other nea

then you can just say Guinea! when your talking to them , like crazy people with pets do!

Turd Ferguson

liah wrote: »

100 points and a cookie to whoever comes up with the best.

liah wrote: »

Rectum Ranger is definitely up there on the list now.

Does that mean I get a cookie?

liah

Well, we get the pair of pigs in approximately 1hr15min, if no one's come up with anything better then you sir will be one cookie richer!

Fr. Andy Riley,
Fr. Desmond Coyle,
Fr. George Byrne,
Fr. David Nicholson,
Fr. Declan Lynch,
Fr. Ken Sweeney,
Fr. Neil Hannon,
Fr. Keith Cullen,
Fr. Ciaran Donnelly,
Fr. Mick McEvoy,
Fr. Jack White,
Fr. Henry Bigbigging,
Fr. Hank Tree,
Fr. Hiroshima Twinkie,
Fr. Stick Bubblecart,
Fr. Johnny Hellzapoppin' ,
Fr. Luke Duke,
Fr. Billy Ferry,
Fr. Chewy Louie,
Fr. John Hoop,
Fr. Hairy Cakelinum,
Fr. Ebula Conundrum,
Fr. Peewee Stairmaster,
Fr. Tight Head Lips,
Fr. Jemima Racktouey,
Fr. Jerry Twig,
Fr. Spodo Komodo,
and of course Fr. Canabrana Lammer.

Turd Ferguson

liah wrote: »

Well, we get the pair of pigs in approximately 1hr15min, if no one's come up with anything better then you sir will be one cookie richer!

Half a cookie for any mod that locks this thread, ASAP!!!

humberklog

Vulgar Spajokes.

RonMexico

If they are wimminz call them Grainne & Sile

Or Dobbo and Sharon

Calibos

GP 001
GP 002
GP 003
GP 004

etc etc

I find this identification system is easy to document and helps me keep track of which Guinea Pig I am currently experimenting on.

It also helps not to give them pet names so I don't become too attached to them before I slice them open to examine their insides.