Got a question? Ask 11850

Xavi6

Can't decide what to have for dinner? Need to know if you should break up with your missus? Struggling to pick between heading out or staying in with a few tins? If you have a question that needs answering just drop a text to 11850 and ask them. Had some great fun on Friday night with some of the lads texting all sorts.

Give it a go and see what they say.

monkeyfudge

Well seeing how in the past I've rang them up looking for a taxi company and was given the number for a company that makes shelters for taxi ranks I'm not going to put much faith in their answers.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

10 free questions if you go to their website

Alessandra

Sounds like a right laugh

Biggins

Maybe Cowen should ask them how to save the economy!
(It would save thousands of Euro with one call)

AlmightyCushion

Ask them why 11890/11811/other competitor is better. See what they say.

admiralofthefleet

i asked how high was hitler and where did he live.

(put your finger under your nose with your left hand and point into the air to the right with your right hand and you have your answer)

zonEEE

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Ask them why 11890/11811/other competitor is better. See what they say.

just did they said they always want to impress you but will not answer questions of this naughty nature.

I want my money back !

zonEEE

Someone give me a riddle !

admiralofthefleet

strongr wrote: »

Someone give me a ride !

fyp

thats what im going to ask next

Creature

Wat?

Senna

You should ask them questions like 'how do i get a blood stain out of the carpet' quickly followed by 'where can i buy a shovel' and finally 'how long does a black bin bag take to decompose in ground'. Every so often shouting 'hurry up, i need the answer NOW'

This just made my day..

Q: Will my boss realise I'm hungover today? She sits across from me and I think I smell of drink

A: Only she knows the answer.. Best thing to do is sit further away from her.


Legend

anniehoo

Ive just asked them did they think Boards.ie was a good website......cant wait for the answer this is fun

anniehoo

anniehoo wrote: »

Ive just asked them did they think Boards.ie was a good website......cant wait for the answer this is fun

He he they replied "Yes! Since as of 2008, the site has over 900,000 visitors a month, 135,000 registered accounts, 700,000 threads and more than 10 million posts. Thank You"

10m posts wow!!

AnonoBoy

Question: When will I, will I be famous?

Answer: You can be famous anytime. But for the mean time, try practicing your skills so that when the time comes, you can show off your talent. Thank you!

00112984

Just texted: "Trying to make my husband jealous. Any chance you could send me loads of lovey-dovey messages over the weekend? G'wan- I'll buy you sweets!"

Response was- "Sorry but we can't send you messages unless you text us first. We think it's best if you try to talk to your man and spend more time together".

Eh, 11850, PI is that way

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Q: Are you tired of people sending silly questions? Or does it make your job more fun?

A: It makes our job more fun but if it is abusive, we will not answer it.


There ya have it lads, as long as we're not abusive, they don't mind it :P

Zangetsu

Used to ring Sprint a lot, some pranks, general chat see how long ya can keep them going for.






They blocked Ireland after a month...

Irishpimpdude

I would love the job of the person who writes the replies lol!

starflake

I just asked them who was the best metal band in the world

They answered Led Zeppelin were the bast metal band in the world. Led Zeppelin IV sold 32 million copies in 1971. Led Zeppelin are the best metal band in the world. Thank you

TPD

Just asked 'How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man'.

Here's hoping the reply is 'Seven'.

Edit:

'If you're referring to Bob Dylan's song, the answer is Blowin' in the Wind'

Dang

Turd Ferguson

Q: How do I sex my mom?

A: The Nifty 50 always wants to pls, but requests of an adult nature make us blush so we chose not to answer them. No charge.

ozt9vdujny3srf

Waste of money a bit?

Judah Ancient Tailwind the Uncivil

Judah Ancient Tailwind the Uncivil wrote: »

Waste of money a bit?

10 free if ya goto the website :P wudnt be arsed payin

Kiith

Q. What was the best thing before sliced bread.

A. Accdg to home.tiac.net, the best thing before sliced bread, as the question states would include a look before 1760, the time of the Industrial Revolution.

AnonoBoy

starflake wrote: »

I just asked them who was the best metal band in the world

They answered Led Zeppelin were the bast metal band in the world. Led Zeppelin IV sold 32 million copies in 1971. Led Zeppelin are the best metal band in the world. Thank you

A simple ZEPPELIN RULE!!!! as a reply would have sufficed.

Kablamo!

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

A: "A woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thank you"

Kablamo!

Kablamo! wrote: »

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

A: "A woodchuck would chuck as much would as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Thank you"

genius question and answer :pac: lol

petes

Q: Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite... would you like a toasted tea cake?

A:Yes, Ive never tried one, but it sounds delicious.

twinytwo

i Asked what am i thinking right now


Reply..." you are now thinking of the answer that you would get after sending the question. Unfortunately, we are not psychics."

kerash

Q. Can you look after my grandfather today?

A. We'd like to help look after your grandfather, but unfortunately, we're currently busy handling several requests. Text us again for your other queries.

:rolleyes: useless :pac:

petes

Q: Where do I apply for your job?


A: Unfortunately the 11850 team do not process questions of this nature, please text us soon with any other questions you have.

Aodan83

Q: "Why does everyone do everything?"(Taken from kerash's sig. Yes, I am lazy and unimaginative)
A:"Everyone would try to do everything in the effort to save time on doing things one by one. But unforunately, not everyone can multi-task!"
So, it's not because everyone is stupid.

AnonoBoy

Aodan83 wrote: »

Q: Why does everyone do everything?(Taken from kerash's sig. Yes, I am lazy and unimaginative)
A:Everyone would try to do everything in the effort to save time on doing things one by one. But unforunately, not everyone can multi-task!
So, it's not because everyone is stupid.

Ah text-line workers are Simpsons fans too then?

chickenhawk

Q = How can I get a my girlfriend to stop farting? (sorry hon!)

A = Not med advice: Ask her to avoid foods that gives her constipation and stomach trouble. Thank You.

So I text back.

Q = Are you crazy! You ask her!

Nothing back yet!

ibarelycare

Q: Do they still make Toffo sweets?

A: No exact info found. However, some stores are still selling the Toffo brand of sweets. Thank you.

Maybe I should find out what shops...

petes

ibarelycare wrote: »

Q: Do they still make Toffo sweets?

A: No exact info found. However, some stores are still selling the Toffo brand of sweets. Thank you.

Maybe I should find out what shops...

Going by your user name I don't think you will.

Ginny

Jaysus those poor feckers, I remember doing the Digiphone service in there....people are strange and leave weird messages, always a laugh when they finally copped they were talking to a person and not a machine.

Aodan83

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Ah text-line workers are Simpsons fans too then?

No, I added that bit. I wish they were though. Then we might get Simpsons quotes instead of real answers.

Lenny

How much is ti to text from a phone.. and is it a sub service?
and to text from a phone you just text the question to 11850 without anyword before it?

dionsiseire

I asked

Q: Why did my date REALLY cancel on me yesterday

A: Because she was busy, ask her out again in the near future for a more likely chance.

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Q: Hotpress.com or Goldenplec.com , which do you prefer

A: We prefer Hotpress.com because it is about more than music and covered a wide spectrum in their 30 years

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Q: Bebo or Facebook?

A: It really depends on your preference, i personally like facebook since you can chat with other people.

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Q: Where can i obtain some Jolly Ranchers Sweets, i miss them

A: The Nearest matches are The Candy Store in Ballymoney T: 04827668789 & The Corn Dolly in Newry T: 04830260525

banshee_bones

yeah how much is it to text and whats the webaddress of the site where you can ask!?

11850.ie

razorblunt

Ok I asked: "I was dancing in the disco bumper to bumper, wait a minute where's me jumper?"

Reply: "Lyrics from a song by Sultans of Ping FC"

So then I asked

"So not only have I lost my jumper some band wrote a song about it, do they know where it is?"

Reply: "The band may or may not know where your jumper is but you should ring and enquire at the disco"


...this will continue!

ShooterSF

Stolen from above How do I get blood out of a carpet?

Not proffesional advice. Bicarbonate soda then water.

How long would it take to dig a holw 5feet x 6feet x 3feet with a shovel?

It depends on the strenght and determination of the diggers.

Can you tell me what countries dont have an extradition agreement with Ireland?

Sorry 11850 dont answer questions of this nature.

petes

Q: Cadburys Creme Egss, Hoe do you eat your's?

A: I pop it in my mouth. Sometimes I eat it like how most people do.

banshee_bones

im awaiting some responses.....to..



Should i go to the gym today?

reply: why not? it is a great way to get fit. you will also have the opportunity to expand your social ring by making new friends. Thank You

GhostInTheRuins

Q: Do you use the internet to answer all the questions you are asked?

A:"We use a mix of brainpower, a hint of ingenuity then we mix it with the internet, this makes a delicious explosion of unmatched responses everytime!"

stovelid

Deleted User wrote: »

This just made my day..

Q: Will my boss realise I'm hungover today? She sits across from me and I think I smell of drink

A: Only she knows the answer.. Best thing to do is sit further away from her.


Legend

You paid 70c for that?

PM me your questions in future. I'll only charge 50c.

BaRcOe

Lenny wrote: »

How much is ti to text from a phone.. and is it a sub service?
and to text from a phone you just text the question to 11850 without anyword before it?

I had €2.68

after the text I now have €1.55

Rip-Off, just go onto the site where its free!!