General Chit chat / Randomness

Tirabaralla

And both are copies of Gorgonzola :P

Edit: good question! If there's one please let me know!

Yum

tommmy1979

i went looking for pictures of cows, which is where cheese comes and then i found this :eek:



That's a big feckin cow !!

Webmonkey

Or else that is a feckin small guy!

or woman, I can' quite make out

Tirabaralla

Tommyboy, I dunno if I am more worried by the huge cow or the way your brain works with associations...lol
both are interesting, though.

Tirabaralla

Webmonkey wrote: »

Or else that is a feckin small guy!

or woman, I can' quite make out

I was about to say "I think it's a girl", but u edited, u smartarse :P

tommmy1979

Webmonkey wrote: »

Or else that is a feckin small guy!

or woman, I can' quite make out

I was having the same problem determining the sex (of the cow too.. can't see any dangly bits)

Tirabaralla

Btw, I so like cows ^_^
Moooooooo

(triple post, I know...I'll give ye triple choc with that, oki?)

Webmonkey

:pac: - I always do that, post first then edit to correct spellings or see any mistakes

Webmonkey

tommmy1979 wrote: »

I was having the same problem determining the sex (of the cow too.. can't see any dangly bits)

A cow is always female But they are lesbians, always jumping on top of eachothers backs

Webmonkey

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Btw, I so like cows ^_^
Moooooooo

(triple post, I know...I'll give ye triple choc with that, oki?)

Me too, I miss number 36 - Ye'd hate to hear what happened her. She was even an odd one out with her green tag

Tirabaralla

Webmonkey wrote: »

Me too, I miss number 36 - Ye'd hate to hear what happened her. She was even an odd one out with her green tag

Uh-Oh

Tommy, I checked the Food Forum but there's not a specifical section for cheese...blasphemy!

Webmonkey

Diary products is the closest Id say

Tirabaralla

Where, where?

(I think I wanna know what happened to n° 36 )

tommmy1979

Webmonkey wrote: »

Me too, I miss number 36 - Ye'd hate to hear what happened her. She was even an odd one out with her green tag

You're quite right... in fact, i've done a little research and it turns out that the bovine creature in question is in fact a boy and therefore not a cow but a bull or boy and his name's chilli.. there's another shot of him in profile and i can see his willy

Webmonkey

Sorry it was Food Diary lol.

This is a bit horrible .....
Oh number 36, - well it all started when she stuck her head in a ditch for like a whole day not moving. Then when we went close to her, her eyes were coming out of her head. Then she went crazy running into ditches. When we brought her back home from the fields some how, she went hitting into walls. It was horrible. Then her eyes came out even more of her head.

We called the vet, and they suspected mad cows disease so all these guys came out in suits and white scientific suity thingies, like in ET. All their big mercs and BMW's. Wierd seeing this in a farm yard like.

Obviously cow had to be put down, but they couldn't shoot its head as it's brain needed to be tested so they used injection. Then they lifted her up by the neck with this thing....and cut her head off and put it in a bag. Course they guy had got hit by a cow the day before so he told me to carry the bag with the head for him. How sick was that like.

In the end it was not mad cow disease, but liver poisoning that went to her brain.

tommmy1979

Lilly Allen is hot....

Edit: Minutes silence for the Cow.... how could i post something so trivial immediately after a cows obituary

Tirabaralla

tommmy1979 wrote: »

You're quite right... in fact, i've done a little research and it turns out that the bovine creature in question is in fact a boy and therefore not a cow but a bull or boy and his name's chilli.. there's another shot of him in profile and i can see his willy

Voyer...cows lurker...gosh

Webmonkey wrote: »

Sorry it was Food Diary lol.

This is a bit horrible .....
Oh number 36, - well it all started when she stuck her head in a ditch for like a whole day not moving. Then when we went close to her, her eyes were coming out of her head. Then she went crazy running into ditches. When we brought her back home from the fields some how, she went hitting into walls. It was horrible. Then her eyes came out even more of her head.

We called the vet, and they suspected mad cows disease so all these guys came out in suits and white scientific suity thingies, like in ET. All their big mercs and BMW's. Wierd seeing this in a farm yard like.

Obviously cow had to be put down, but they couldn't shoot its head as it's brain needed to be tested so they used injection. Then they lifted her up by the neck with this thing....and cut her head off and put it in a bag. Course they guy had got hit by a cow the day before so he told me to carry the bag with the head for him. How sick was that like.

In the end it was not mad cow disease, but liver poisoning that went to her brain.

Oh My Poor girl...awwww....and poor Webby.

tommmy1979 wrote: »

Lilly Allen is hot....

:rolleyes:

Webmonkey

tommmy1979 wrote: »

Lilly Allen is hot....

Edit: Minutes silence for the Cow.... how could i post something so trivial immediately after a cows obituary

lol it did look funny. Thanks

Webmonkey

We also had a calf that was roaring all day so we looked at it. It blew up like a big balloon. See it was constipated and well what ever rashion it ate, made lot of gas. Poor thing was like the purple one in charlie chocolate factory. We couldn't get her out of the pin cause went so big. Luckily a neighbor was a nurse and she had surenges. So we put on in the stomach and she de-flated.

Tirabaralla

Webmonkey wrote: »

We also had a calf that was roaring all day so we looked at it. It blew up like a big balloon. See it was constipated and well what ever rashion it ate, made lot of gas. Poor thing was like the purple one in charlie chocolate factory. We couldn't get her out of the pin cause went so big. Luckily a neighbor was a nurse and she had surenges. So we put on in the stomach and she de-flated.

Gosh...Well, this story ends well, at least ^_^

I like Lily Allen too, anyway.

tommmy1979

Webmonkey wrote: »

We also had a calf that was roaring all day so we looked at it. It blew up like a big balloon. See it was constipated and well what ever rashion it ate, made lot of gas. Poor thing was like the purple one in charlie chocolate factory. We couldn't get her out of the pin cause went so big. Luckily a neighbor was a nurse and she had surenges. So we put on in the stomach and she de-flated.

PPPPAAAARRRP !!!

I'm such a child..

Webmonkey

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Gosh...Well, this story ends well, at least ^_^

I like Lily Allen too, anyway.

Yep, for now. Cows really don't have good endings

Tirabaralla

tommmy1979 wrote: »

PPPPAAAARRRP !!!

I'm such a child..

LOL, made me laugh
TY :-*

Tirabaralla

Webmonkey wrote: »

Yep, for now. Cows really don't have good endings

Awwww...I know...but...but....but they taste so good

Webmonkey

What's parp, sorry for my ignorance

Webmonkey

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Awwww...I know...but...but....but they taste so good

They do alright. One cow fills the freezer for the year like. Though when we done that, my grandfather refused to eat any of it.

Edit: 4000th Post! :pac:

Tirabaralla

Webmonkey wrote: »

What's parp, sorry for my ignorance

I think I got it but won't explain cause I am embarrassed for Tommy lol

Webmonkey wrote: »

They do alright. One cow fills the freezer for the year like. Though when we done that, my grandfather refused to eat any of it.

Edit: 4000th Post! :pac:

I think I can understand him...
Anyway, congrats! And too good that the previous one wasnt the 4000th lol


I am having hot milk and cookies...almost ready for bed.

Webmonkey

Cool, nice. I think i'll be heading to bed too now. Wreaked

Night all

tommmy1979

Webmonkey wrote: »

What's parp, sorry for my ignorance

The comical sound made when one breaks wind :pac:

tommmy1979

goodnight.. i'll hit the hay too