If jesus was a bodybuilder what would he eat

jayoo

So the question is pretty much
What in your opinion would be the perfect days food in take. for a clean bulk, forget bout adding cals, just pure nutritional goodness.

so seven meals in the day with a gym session thrown in.

we may just uncover the holy grail of food combination :pac:

WolfForager

Not sure what the perfect meal would be.

However jesus would live on a diet of fish, bread and wine.

Remmy

I'd imagine 7 servings of fish with some blended un-leavened to add carbs:pac:

Roper

His grand plan was that we should all eat him at least once per week.

MagicMarker

Kittens.

jayoo

haha, and he would be a tank.

ok my perfect diet would be

wake 7am
drink the hot water and lemon which i have in flask beside bed

7.25 small protein shake with small bit glucose

7.40 Breakfast, homemade pancakes (2eggs, oats, wheat, seeds, soyamilk) with blueberries, banana and peanut butter to spread on top.
washed down with protein shaker cup of green tea.

10.00 protein flapjack and peach, cup sweet tea, peanut butter brown toast.

12.00 gym

1.20 protein shake, glucose, tablespoon blended oats

2.00 chicken stirfry, with loads of veg.

5.00 natural yogurt, blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, black berries (all frozen, left out night before) honey, tablespoon of blended oats, tablespoon whey. cup sweet tea

8.00 home made spag bol,(loads of veg, premade in tupperware)

10 small mug of home made veg soup.

and milk protein shake before bed.

:pac:

jayoo

kittens wudnt have much meat, u wanna get the fried cat instead

maxxie

its jesus! he can rise from the dead..

Dont think diet would be too much of a headache, he can just ask his da to give him washboard abs and superman shoulders, and hey presto!

jayoo

Ahhh thread has nothing to do with jesus, its a rip off from the documentary what would jesus drive, :rolleyes:

i just mean what would be the perfect days diet

Nothingcompares

What do astronauts eat in space stations?

itsallaboutheL

Nothingcompares wrote: »

What do astronauts eat in space stations?

aliens duh!

Mr. Incognito

Didn't know they had protein shakes in ancient palestine.

Did he drive to the local store for them?

itsallaboutheL

Anyway Jesus is a bodybuilder, some may know him as Dorian Yates

unregged.

This thread is pointless and should be closed :rolleyes:

itsallaboutheL

unregged. wrote: »

This thread is pointless and should be closed :rolleyes:

you're pointless and should be closed:pac: