The "Swearing without actually swearing thread"

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 4:34pm #1

I've seen some good one's on here. So give it your all gang. Get it all out.

*'s not allowed.

Its called fupping censor by-passing apparently, waingked if I care. (I'm just making em up as I go here now)

Teutorix · 22-02-2009 5:08pm

Im sorry, but how the hammer does this work?

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 5:49pm

Oh come on!

Haha, Its pretty fcuking simple, I've seen like 10 different ways of saying sh1t on my travels. Get creative!!

Teutorix · 22-02-2009 5:51pm

AnotherYou wrote: »

Oh come on!

Haha, Its pretty fcuking simple, I've seen like 10 different ways of saying sh1t on my travels. Get creative!!

Oh like that, you didnt explain your Fuc|<!|\|g point very well!

Edit: its called censor bypassing

minxie · 22-02-2009 5:52pm

cnut :P

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 6:06pm

I wish I remembered more of the fudder mucking things, ANYTHING goes, As the tread says. Just swearing without swearing. It might be a sh_it idea but hey fuuck you, thats the name of the game.

And any of those obscure swear words that haven't ever been censored from the wordy reckognising thing are welcome too. I just wanna see some of that good old human ingenuity.

Teutorix · 22-02-2009 6:11pm

Can this thread be given immunity from the personal insults rule on condition that it is humorous and not intended as an actual insult.

Baxstards!

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 6:13pm

Oh phuck! there's a rule?

Oh I don't think the mods will mind provided its all done in fun,:o

Insect Overlord · 22-02-2009 6:14pm

Fup off ya feppin' pedrefile!

seanybiker · 22-02-2009 6:15pm

cupid stunt

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 6:19pm

Mary Hicky

Teutorix · 22-02-2009 6:20pm

seanybiker wrote: »

cupid stunt

William tell's stunts were bound to go wrong eventually

Queen-Mise · 22-02-2009 6:31pm

This thread is a sad fate of a stairs

Teutorix · 22-02-2009 6:33pm

queen-mise wrote: »

This thread is a sad fate of a stairs

im sorry but i think you missed the fooking point

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 6:35pm

queen-mise wrote: »

This thread is a sad fate of a stairs

What the muckluck does that mean?

Queen-Mise · 22-02-2009 6:36pm

AnotherYou wrote: »

What the muckluck does that mean?

its a pun you flucking dimbat

Matt Holck · 22-02-2009 6:39pm

pommeranian sirens,
you slipping lot of tator tots
give w'ever flarge you got
frothing off yar bleeding lip

Dante · 22-02-2009 6:44pm

One time i was walking my dog.....and it died.

Matt Holck · 22-02-2009 6:45pm

why so mean

now I am reminded to be afraid
for I own a dog

everyone dies

Matt Holck · 22-02-2009 7:05pm

Robin: Catwoman, you are not a nice person!

Robin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!

Robin: Holy haberdashery, Batman!

Robin: Holy atomic pile, Batman!

Robin: Holy oleo!
Catwoman: I didn't know you could yodel!

Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059968/quotes

AnotherYou · 22-02-2009 7:17pm

...............:o.......I'll um......Show myself out..........

2 stroke · 22-02-2009 8:08pm

vvankers

Teutorix · 22-02-2009 8:12pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUS6nKpddec

This guy could teach you guys a bit about cursing. Ya suckin' tunts ye!

Matt Holck · 22-02-2009 8:13pm

McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
McCoy: I'm not a magician, Spock; just an old country doctor.
McCoy: In plain non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.
McCoy: Well, then thank pitchforks and pointy ears.
McCoy: [Indignant] I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!
Bones: You have a point, Spock?
McCoy: Better make me a mechanic! Then I can treat little tin cods like you!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060028/quotes

kerash · 22-02-2009 10:34pm

Matt Holck wrote: »

Robin: Catwoman, you are not a nice person!
Robin: Holy bill of rights, Batman!
Robin: Holy haberdashery, Batman!

Robin: Holy atomic pile, Batman!

Robin: Holy oleo!
Catwoman: I didn't know you could yodel!

Robin: Gosh Batman, the nobility of the almost-human porpoise.
Batman: True, it was noble of that animal to hurl himself into the path of that final torpedo. He gave his life for ours.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059968/quotes

Matt Holck wrote: »

McCoy: Are you out of your Vulcan mind?
McCoy: I'm not a magician, Spock; just an old country doctor.
McCoy: In plain non-Vulcan English, we've been lucky.
McCoy: Well, then thank pitchforks and pointy ears.
McCoy: [Indignant] I'm trying to thank you, you pointed-eared hobgoblin!
Bones: You have a point, Spock?
McCoy: Better make me a mechanic! Then I can treat little tin cods like you!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060028/quotes

LOL

randylonghorn · 23-02-2009 1:54am

Teutorix wrote: »

Oy!!

You stole that, you cunning stunt of a eunuch's left tentacle!! :mad:

Teutorix · 23-02-2009 5:49pm

randylonghorn wrote: »

Oy!!

You stole that, you cunning stunt of a eunuch's left tentacle!! :mad:

and you stole it off the first page result for "cupid" on google you soggy handlebar! :pac:

randylonghorn · 23-02-2009 7:52pm

Ah, go clean out the Maharees sand from under your threeskin and nibble on to-day's collection of soggy biscuits, you fupping renegade from the donkey-orifice of Ireland!! :pac: