Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

cyberwolf77

The wolf is hungry. Who wants to be my snack food.

joes girls

im sure queen mise is around will try find her for ya.......

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

im sure queen mise is around will try find her for ya.......

You already won though. Now just climb up on the plate while I grab the barbecue sauce.

joes girls

:eek:you goin to pour something sticky on me:eek:

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

:eek:you goin to pour something sticky on me:eek:

Actually I'm going to dip you in something sticky. Then throw you on the spit over the fire.

joes girls

really thinks queen mise would taste better...i might be a bit chewy......

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

really thinks queen mise would taste better...i might be a bit chewy......

I like chewy. Course I would have to shave him first before spit roasting. Burning hair is one smell I can do without.

joes girls

is queen mise a he .......that he sounds all girly.......:p:)

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

is queen mise a he .......that he sounds all girly.......:p:)

Oh my bad. I thought we were talking about a Wookie for a second there. No mise is definitely a girl.

joes girls

whats a wookie.......:o

cyberwolf77

Chewbacca from Star Wars. Here a link to help you:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Wookiee

joes girls

thanks for help..........will just go get my waxin stuff...will take some time to get rid of all that hair....he looks more chewy than me....

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

thanks for help..........will just go get my waxin stuff...will take some time to get rid of all that hair....he looks more chewy than me....

I've got plenty of razors. Just give me five minutes and he be all over bald.

joes girls

ok you go and sort that........leavin me to win.......

cyberwolf77

Nice try milady, but that's what my pack is for. They do the prep work, I do the cooking.

joes girls

you knows you will let me win......i will talk you into it.....go now play with your pack....

cyberwolf77

Sorry, But I can't let you win.

joes girls

will i start talkin so......

cyberwolf77

Pick one of these critters. Whichever you pick is less painful for me than letting you win and mise finding out.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15816_5-most-horrifying-bugs-in-world.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17173_7-terrifying-creatures-youll-never-see-coming.html

joes girls

ok none of them look to bad.........we dont have to tell her........

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

ok none of them look to bad.........we dont have to tell her........

So, the fish that will swim up my penis and drink my blood doesn't seem bad to you? Gotcha, you crazy. Have a nice day.
*Leaves to hide in orbit*

joes girls

me not have one of them to worry about.......you go hide.......laters

cyberwolf77

Oh yeah, I forgot you a chick. Please remember that guys tend to be paranoid about penis destroying fishies.

joes girls

ya men are paranoid about there bits full stop........ha ......

cyberwolf77

joes girls wrote: »

ya men are paranoid about there bits full stop........ha ......

You would to if your sensitive parts were just swinging in the breeze. Are we really having this conversation right now?

joes girls

your the one that put your bits in it.........

cyberwolf77

Sorry, let me just get those rascals back into my pants.

joes girls

ok bad thoughts in my head now...thanks...

cyberwolf77

You're welcome.

joes girls

ok said loads of prayers thoughts all gone now.........oops did i just win........