Last to post on this thread wins. Part Deux

colrow

aw poor likkle kerash is crumbling..........me wins again

joes girls

pulls back slingshot as far as i can .....its loaded with kerash and its aimed at you.colrow!
and there she goes............

cyberwolf77

Free ride into first place who wants it.

colrow

I got me prize, jgs very kindly gave me kerash.................I'll be back later

cyberwolf77

Here let me get the door for you colrow.

smoke.me.a.kipper

/win

cyberwolf77

Kipper, great moderator of The Cuckoo's Nest, please lock this thread already.

kerash

I woned

colrow

kerash wrote: »

I swooned, when I found out Colrow had won me as his concubine, my life is pure blisss now

Told you so, didn't i now go and get my tea

I win

cyberwolf77

Remember kerash the sugar is on the right, the arsenic is on the left.

kerash

nudge nudge :pac:

colrow

I love Kerash


I win

heres a story about now who do you think it is...........

The Tesco Greeter

A very loud, greasy, unattractive, tattooed, welfare dependent, chav,
minger, woman wearing a Man United top walked into Tesco in Tallaght
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Tesco greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning madam, and welcome to
Tesco
Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any chance?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'F*ck no, they're
Not bleeding twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the f*ck would you think they're twins? Are you blind, thick or just
stupid?'

'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the greeter. 'I just
couldn't believe you've been shagged twice.

Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Tesco.'

kerash

You leave me out of it.

colrow

no you weren't in it i was thinking of ****


lol

kerash

stfu I win

colrow

it were cyber poopy i were thinging of, fits the joke like a glove




i win

Ghost Train

I like the Tesco story

I win btw

shezzie

i win again

kerash

tesco is for losers

Ghost Train

LIDL for the win

kerash

No Wai, ALDI is where it's at.

Ghost Train

rip off centras ownz me

kerash

Costcutters sponsors CSI - it's not right

joes girls

there is only one.......its dunnes we are irish you know:D

kerash

Yes Irish and the worst shower of fcukfaces to work for I ever had the missfortune to come across.

SuperValu - nice veggies :pac: OM nom nom

Ghost Train

SPAR me the lecture

kerash

Lol, and yet I win

joes girls

NEEDS MY SLINGSHOT AND WOLF.......let me win.......please....i never win anything:(:(:(

Ghost Train

Nite you supermarket sweepers o/

joes girls

ah nite nite,,,,