Dear Almighty cushion..

Tentmaker

Now my mind is afright, surely my keyboard entered some undue thing that is now the cause of your daring attack on Tentmaker the Magnificient. Surely nothing has been done to offend your sensibilities, or in any way impugn your character. If the dear lady(?) would be so charitable as to publish my gross breach of convention, I the Humble Lord will shower her with a profusion of abject apologies. I implore you, my dear lady, to do this kind service to one wholly undeserving of it.

Ever yours most affectionately,

Tentmaker the Magnificent

trout

I think someone's been at the cough medicine again :rolleyes:

Saibh

It might help your cause if you call him Sir Almighty Cushion

AlmightyCushion

I assure you mr the magnificent I am a lady that is not offended or upset easily, so there is no need to worry there. This is a discussion forum, we discuss things here. Posting up a statement that you are leaving isn't discussion it's also a little attention whorish. It's nothing personal mr the magnificent, just trying to keep this place tidy like a good woman should.

Biggins

Eh?

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

nobody knows what it's like to be oprah's minge

flanzer

Have the aliens arrived?

ARGINITE

Epic Fail.

Nailz

Tentmaker wrote: »

Now my mind is afright, surely my keyboard entered some undue thing that is now the cause of your daring attack on Tentmaker the Magnificient. Surely nothing has been done to offend your sensibilities, or in any way impugn your character. If the dear lady(?) would be so charitable as to publish my gross breach of convention, I the Humble Lord will shower her with a profusion of abject apologies. I implore you, my dear lady, to do this kind service to one wholly undeserving of it.

Ever yours most affectionately,

Tentmaker the Magnificent

Hey... I like this guy!!!

Valmont

We haven't had a joke character on after hours since The Citizen was banned. Maybe tentmaker could fill the gap? Question is, how do we egg him on without being trolls? Anyone know a bit about tent making?

Saibh

Valmont wrote: »

We haven't had a joke character on after hours since The Citizen was banned. Maybe tentmaker could fill the gap? Question is, how do we egg him on without being trolls? Anyone know a bit about tent making?

When was The Citizen banned?

AlmightyCushion

Valmont wrote: »

Anyone know a bit about tent making?

A little bit. I pitch one every morning.

Davei141

The citizen is banned? We are all ****ed so.

galwayrush

I need more beer, this thread might make more sense then.:rolleyes:
Obviously i'm missing something.

KnifeWRENCH

for this thread!

Biggins

galwayrush wrote: »

...Obviously i'm missing something.

Your not the only one!

Local-womanizer

Someone is sitting beside a thesaurus tonight......

Ruu_Old

Tentmaker, snore! Bring back The Citzen, please!

trout

Most loquacious indeed. Sirrah, I congratulate your verbosity.

Mrmoe

Valmont wrote: »

We haven't had a joke character on after hours since The Citizen was banned. Maybe tentmaker could fill the gap? Question is, how do we egg him on without being trolls? Anyone know a bit about tent making?

I don't know, lets have a pole.

Valmont

Saibh wrote: »

When was The Citizen banned?

About two weeks back for condoning violence against scumbags.

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

AlmightyCushion

Valmont wrote: »

About two weeks back for condoning violence against scumbags.

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

I hope that was the ban message.

Queen-Mise

Father Mordmas wrote: »

nobody knows what it's like to be oprah's minge

that was uncalled for, what did any of us do to you for you to put that thought in our heads.

Not nice

Saibh

Valmont wrote: »

About two weeks back for condoning violence against scumbags.

"Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight."

I am nearly sure I saw a post from The Citizen the last few days

Valmont

Maybe not in After Hours. He's biding his time I'm sure. What a hero though.

Tentmaker

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I assure you mr the magnificent I am a lady that is not offended or upset easily, so there is no need to worry there. This is a discussion forum, we discuss things here. Posting up a statement that you are leaving isn't discussion it's also a little attention whorish. It's nothing personal mr the magnificent, just trying to keep this place tidy like a good woman should.

My dear, my darling, my prized possession to be.

Tentmaker the Magnificent is taking down the dimly flickering neons that have lit this site for too long. in their place will be some truely breath-taking arrays of nova-like explosions. Destined to light up the universe.
Keep reading my divine words, and you will get the picture in all its resplendent glory. Later, I shall let you be privey to some very powerful poetry, encantations, and masterful spell-weavings which will leaves you red-faced with shame...

Tentmaker

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Someone is sitting beside a thesaurus tonight......

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few days, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

AlmightyCushion

Tentmaker wrote: »

My dear, my darling, my prized possession to be.

Tentmaker the Magnificent is taking down the dimly flickering neons that have lit this site for too long. in their place will be some truely breath-taking arrays of nova-like explosions. Destined to light up the universe.
Keep reading my divine words, and you will get the picture in all its resplendent glory. Later, I shall let you be privey to some very powerful poetry, encantations, and masterful spell-weavings which will leaves you red-faced with shame...

I have no idea what you just said but it made me wetter than an otter's pocket. Take me now, tentmaker.

Valmont

Tentmaker wrote: »

Later, I shall let you be privey to some very powerful poetry, encantations,

Not so literate now are you tentmaker? Who doesn't know how to spell privy?

Mint Sauce

wow, all i can say is wow, and i thought the thread about ur wun wanting to shave his nether regions was funny

themadchef

All im thinking is Blackadder for some reason...

You need a Baldrick Tentmaker.

galwayrush

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I have no idea what you just said but it made me wetter than an otter's pocket. Take me now, tentmaker.

I'm looking away now, tell me whem it's safe to turn around.:eek:

Tentmaker

Valmont wrote: »

Not so literate now are you tentmaker? Who doesn't know how to spell privy?

Dear Valmont,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the genetic pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for. Have a good one. Peace

Ps: I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster.

Tentmaker

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

I have no idea what you just said but it made me wetter than an otter's pocket. Take me now, tentmaker.

My dearest,

You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring big things to a pulsating readiness.;)

AlmightyCushion

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear Valmont,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the genetic pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for. Have a good one. Peace

Ps: I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster.

Watch the abuse there.

Local-womanizer

galwayrush wrote: »

I'm looking away now, tell me whem it's safe to turn around.:eek:

Dont worry,out of your intrest of safety I will watch and tell you when it is safe;)

d22ontour

Davei141 wrote: »

The citizen is banned? We are all ****ed so.

You can be banned from AH ?

:eek:

galwayrush

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Dont worry,out of your intrest of safety I will watch and tell you when it is safe;)

Just checking to see if you're ok.:D

Valmont

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear Valmont,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the genetic pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for. Have a good one. Peace

Ps: I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster.

I am deeply, deeply hurt. May I inquire as to the nature of this 'uppity slut act' you speak of?

Ps: The genetic pool doesn't have a shallow end. Everyone knows that. Except you of course. Although, to continue your metaphor, I would say you are the pubic hair clogging the drain, just about to flushed away for all of eternity.

AlmightyCushion

Valmont wrote: »

I am deeply, deeply hurt. May I inquire as to the nature of this 'uppity slut act' you speak of?

Ps: The genetic pool doesn't have a shallow end. Everyone knows that. Except you of course. Although, to continue your metaphor, I would say you are the pubic hair clogging the drain, just about to flushed away for all of eternity.

I gave him a warning so I'm giving you one too. Both of you cut out this abuse or you will get a ban.

Local-womanizer

galwayrush wrote: »

Just checking to see if you're ok.:D

Just give me a minute,Iam just making sure;)

galwayrush

Local-womanizer wrote: »

Just give me a minute,Iam just making sure;)

A full minute?:eek: They doing it twice?:D

Tentmaker

Valmont wrote: »

I am deeply, deeply hurt. May I inquire as to the nature of this 'uppity slut act' you speak of?

Ps: The genetic pool doesn't have a shallow end. Everyone knows that. Except you of course. Although, to continue your metaphor, I would say you are the pubic hair clogging the drain, just about to flushed away for all of eternity.

Dear Valmont,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over a verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.:)

useful_contacts

Dear Almighty cushion..

i have heard you have a big W I L L Y, and that when theres a fire you are called out to drown that fire with your big hose - is this true?

Also...

1. Is it true you have demanded one million yo-yos to go out and spray the australian fires with your big hose and quench them

2. If i give you 5 dollaz will you spray me with your big hose

Horny-ially yours

Useful_Contacts:D:D:D

Mint Sauce

20 to one in the morning, and this is great, and i have not even been drinking

Local-womanizer

galwayrush wrote: »

A full minute?:eek: They doing it twice?:D

Emmm,yeah,they are doing it twice.:o

*suspicious look*

Dont judge me,Its V-Day and Iam lonely:(

Valmont

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear Valmont,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over a verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.:)

Goodness gracious me!:o

Apologies Cushion. I am slightly ashamed and a bit proud of my first (and last) ever AH warning.

Tentmaker

Almighty cushion is about to become a star attraction in a Tentmaker Production on Boards.ie.:D

r3nu4l

Mrmoe wrote: »

I don't know, lets have a pole.

I think we should canvas people for their opinion on this, let's not try to fit a square peg into a round hole (ooh er missus!) "pac:

EDIT: The sexual tension in this thread has an air of awesomeness seldom seen on AH, the delightful dance between AC and Tentmaker is a joy to witness, adieu, adieu, mes amis. I only hope you still respect one another in the morning

Mint Sauce

r3nu4l wrote: »

I think we should canvas people for their opinion on this, let's not try to fit a square peg into a round hole (ooh er missus!) "pac:

EDIT: The sexual tension in this thread has an air of awesomeness seldom seen on AH, the delightful dance between AC and Tentmaker is a joy to witness, adieu, adieu, mes amis. I only hope you still respect one another in the morning

i thought i was witnessing a courtship

Tentmaker

r3nu4l wrote: »

EDIT: The sexual tension in this thread has an air of awesomeness seldom seen on AH, the delightful dance between AC and Tentmaker is a joy to witness, adieu, adieu, mes amis. I only hope you still respect one another in the morning

Greetings,

What you have been reading is mostly banter that is not uncommon at any formal gathering of males and females. When Big Cats Prowl...only the bravest of pussies come out to play.:)