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Cherry-B-Gone

  • 13-02-2009 5:25pm
    #1
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭


    So I wonder how many people will be experiencing sexehtime for the first time tomorrow? Seriously, its a day of love and I'm sure its gonna be "the right time" for some couple out there.

    I walked by a couple on the quays (in Dublin Biko) today and I heard her say "lets just find one and go in and get a room".

    Will tomorrow be your first time? Your partners first time? Did you pop your cherry on V-Day?

    If its your day ... dont mess it up ... she'll tell everyone you have a small willy.

    Good luck.


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  • #2
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    As a single lonely virgin, I'll have to say no.

    /wrists


  • #3
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    Imagine all the young 'uns meeting pam and her five sisters for the first time EVERYDAY. Now that's scary


  • #4
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Next Year phaser. Next Year.


  • #5
    SoWatchaWant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Well I gotta find a date still. We'll see. Anything going yourself 6th?


  • #6
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Des' Tip Of The Day

    Popping your cherry on V-Day?

    Make sure it isn't VD-Day!

    Wrap up folks.


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  • #7
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    A 100 euro for a bouquet of red roses and overpriced chocolates? :eek:

    Its all about the single life...:cool:


  • #8
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i got my first chewie off a dirty lady on valentines day


  • #9
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    i got my first chewie off a dirty lady on valentines day

    In a car park, was it?:D


  • #10
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Des wrote: »
    In a car park, was it?:D

    no, years before that:D


  • #11
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    I popped mine on valentines night many many years ago. In the back of me mothers Nissan Micra with a young lady called Minky...


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  • #12
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Feb '96. A good 13yrs up on the auld saddle. Fun times.


    Btw, Vallers is cringey. The predictive sexpectations that go with the day píss me off. I bought a card alright, and wrote 'happy Vallers, I caught the ghey xx'. Immunity for at least a week by my reckoning.

    Sex with someone else would be pretty stupendous though.


  • #13
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Abigayle wrote: »
    Feb '96. A good 13yrs up on the auld saddle. Fun times.


    Btw, Vallers is cringey. The predictive sexpectations that go with the day píss me off. I bought a card alright, and wrote 'happy Vallers, I caught the ghey xx'. Immunity for at least a week by my reckoning.

    Sex with someone else would be pretty stupendous though.

    The only cringey thing I can see there is actually calling "Vallers"

    wtf?


  • #14
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    A 100 euro for a bouquet of red roses and overpriced chocolates? :eek:

    Its all about the single life...:cool:

    Ya, it's only €50 for a hoor.

    Or €75 worth of drink in a Bar for a slapper.


  • #15
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Des wrote: »
    The only cringey thing I can see there is actually calling "Vallers"

    Yeah Des, its fúcking terrible..


  • #16
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke


  • #17
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    abi2007 wrote: »
    i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

    Magowans you say.....and where abouts would this be?:p


  • #18
    truecrippler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    abi2007 wrote: »
    i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke

    McGowans is crap, used to love it. Ya going to score a 15 year old?

    Good luck :D


  • #19
    miaowsky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 158 ✭✭miaowsky


    I thought McGowans was closed?! Hmmmm well I'm working for it anyway so i get to see other folks enjoying their smushy valentines. oh joy.


  • #20
    griffdaddy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭griffdaddy


    abi2007 wrote: »
    i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke
    hmm i see you have a baby on the clock, any external damage or other issues? If not i'll save you the entry charge


  • #21
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Des wrote: »

    Make sure it isn't VD-Day!
    .

    *Clap*


    /sorry


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  • #22
    tman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Please god let this finally be the night!!!!


  • #23
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    tman wrote: »
    Please god let this finally be the night!!!!

    Don't you mean, please SATAN??! Fornicator!


  • #24
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Magowans you say.....and where abouts would this be?:p

    Dublin! worth the trip..


  • #25
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    abi2007 wrote: »
    Dublin! worth the trip..

    Funny thing, I (by I I mean my Da's company) own an apartment in Dublin....I'll see you there...lol.;)


  • #26
    n1ck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭n1ck


    abi2007 wrote: »
    i've no date either so i'm going to magowans tomo night to score a nice bloke
    abi2007 wrote:
    Dublin! worth the trip..

    There are 2 McGowans in Dublin, one in Phibsboro and one in Churchtown, which is now called Rodeo Joes(used to be called McGowans). I shall be at Rodeo Joes tonight!


  • #27
    lorna100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 168 ✭✭lorna100


    n1ck wrote: »
    There are 2 McGowans in Dublin, one in Phibsboro and one in Churchtown, which is now called Rodeo Joes(used to be called McGowans). I shall be at Rodeo Joes tonight!

    As will I!


  • #28
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    phasers wrote: »
    As a single lonely virgin, I'll have to say no.

    /wrists

    same.


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