Post your Valentines Day poems!

MassDeb8r

Ok this is the one I wrote today!


If


If life was just one moment long,
I'd spend that time with you.
And all I had was just one wish,
That wish would be for you.

At times I'm not the perfect man,
Of course I know it's true,
But if you try to love me now,
I’ll make it up to you.

Of all the stars high in the sky,
or people down below,
It's you that I would wish for most,
when times are hard and slow.

If I could show you how I care,
and miss you now you're gone,
Then you would know just what I mean
When I say, you are the one.

I'm sorry now for letting go,
and hurting you so much,
Behind the pain lies a broken man,
who aches just for your touch.

For all I have, is not enough,
Without you by my side.
Come back, just sit and stay a while,
And make me once more smile.

But now you're here, close to my heart
and high above, you’re free,
For when you died, it was then I knew
Just what you meant to me.

big b

Having just wiped the vomit from my lips, I'll offer the following:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're schizophrenic
and so am we

Gummy Panda

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All my bases,
Belong to j00

half pint

Roses are red,

Violets are silly,

Please won't you please let me play with your.......:eek:

Wagon

I'll follow you too the moon
You're my shining star
I'll follow you home from work
And I'll masturbate in your car.

Pighead

A kiss from your lips would be alright
a touch of your breasts would make Pigheads night,
but mother what will please me most of all,
is if you could drop this card around to Miss Piggy on your way to the shops.

jim o doom

together we
watch Tv
laugh constantly
get yoruself checked
I think I've VD

Peteee

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm going to f*** you,
With a rake

ArmaniJeanss

Roses are red,
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you.

But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowls empty
and so is your head.

SoWatchaWant

Hmmm, I'm no good at poems, but here goes...



You're really really pretty,

I have a pet kitty,

Your eyes are like the Celtic Sea,

So will you jump in the sack with me

Wurly

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love you so much

Don't make me cut myself....

Nehaxak

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut up, make me dinner and do the dishes.

Wagon

Trí wrote: »

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I love you so much

Don't make me cut myself....

I have a feeling that'll be a common one in the emo section of card stands.

Latchy

Roses are red
Violets are blue
some poems rhyme
this one does'nt

Peyton Manning

Roses are red,
But Violets a winner,
Now get back in the kitchen,
And make me my dinner.

Saint_Mel

Taken from Police Squad ...

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, I'm gonna break your face!"

chimpanzee

**sigh** Young love:)

Roses are red ,
Violets are blue,
Get back in the kitchen ,
Until I **** you .

aoibhebree

Violets are blue
Roses are thorny
Today is the day
That you make me horny


That was written on a valentines day card that was left in my schoolbag in fourth class ... I had no idea what it meant so I asked my mammy and granny ... they wouldn't tell me, just laughed a lot :mad: I still don't know who it came from!!

Mingey

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Merry Christmas from the Alzheimers Association.

df1985

valentines is the biggest joke,
i can think of since being born,
so this saturday
im just gonna whack off to porn.

OldGoat

I wish there was a 'Bah Humbug' equivelient that I could use at this time of the year

Ermmmmm...Dear.

Earthhorse

If I was a stalker,
And you were a stalk;
I'd live in your fridge
And hand you the malk.

Mingey

Earthhorse wrote: »

If I was a stalker,
And you were a stalk;
I'd live in your fridge
And hand you the malk.

MMm... Malk.

Pighead

OldGoat wrote: »

I wish there was a 'Bah Humbug' equivelient that I could use at this time of the year

Ermmmmm...Dear.

Poor OldGoat the worlds worst lover,
from cards and flowers he'll run for cover,
prefer to keep his trousers on,
first sign of romance, OldGoat is gone.

OldGoat

Pighead wrote: »

Poor OldGoat the worlds worst lover,
from cards and flowers he'll run for cover,
prefer to keep his trousers on,
first sign of romance, OldGoat is gone.

I blame my parents, very unusual people, dragged me through the streets and nary a word of kindness.:(
But I DO likes flowers.

tbh

roses are red
violets are blue
I love the porno
and piggie loves beru.




fin.

Turd Ferguson

These are actually lyrics to a song, but it pretty much sums the whole day up:

Rather than
I want to hold your hand,
I wanna swallow you whole
And I wanna lick you everywhere it's pink
And everywhere you think
Whole kit 'n kaboodle 'n the kitchen sink

Agamemnon

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Adolf Hitler,
Killed the Jews.

/godwin

Pighead

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
we all want to be like IkkyPoo2

He makes sweet sweet love
once every year,
and when it's all over,
he announces it here.

MIN2511

8 things, Girls should say to Guys-

1. I'm bored, let's shave my pussy
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
3. That fart was great, do another.
4. Ofcourse i swallow, i lurve it.
5. No that's ok. U drink beer + watch porn. I would do the washing up.
6. Just for a change, put it in my arse?
7. How about you get that girl from work to join us?
8. Marriage? No ****ing way.... !


Sadly.... Carlsberg don't do GF hehehehhe

anniehoo

Lidl were all out of roses
The pound shop card is my confession,
Ill shout ya for a pint later
Just the one mind, theres a recession!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Roses are red,
iolets are blue,
We're going to have sex,
Beause I'm stronger than you!

Jesus Wept

Valentines day is romantic, we both can agree,
Now stfu and show us yore gee.

stovelid

Parsimony: A quatrain

I've already bought them flowers for you
so order that special from the staff
you order any pricey stuff off that menu
and it's a fat lip for you back at the gaff

destroyer

i know the colour of a rose
i know the colour of a violet
if i want to be filled full of sh1t
i'll stick my head in the toilet

whiskeyman

Roses are red,
My Boards.ie skin is blue,
Our relationship is a mess,
I've got PI posts about you!

df1985

can i just thank everyone for their funny poems,youve restored my faith in mankind.after the first post, that nealry made me puke, i was expecting more loved up ****e responses!

XxXciaraxXx

Got a card last year off the o/h and had two delightful poems in it!

roses are red,
pickels are green,
give me head and
i'll lick you clean!

The other poem is pretty bad!

Covey

Roses are red
So is a Book
I promise to love you
And stop being a Schmuck !:pac:

BaconZombie

ROSES ARE #FF0000,
VIOLETS ARE #0000FF
ALL MY BASE
ARE BELONG TO YOU

Degsy

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're going to die
Before i'm through with you

starflake

I've no imagination so i wont post one! But thanks... these are class lads... :pac:

marcsignal

Roses are red,
Viloets are blue,
My face is funny,
But yours is a scream !!

---

Red cells in my urine,
There's pus in it too,
I've got Gonorrhea,
I got it from You !

---

Agamemnon

One to send your ex:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hope you die screaming in a fire you evil cow

I wanted to post the rake one but someone got there first =(


roses aren't always red
violets aren't really blue
honey is sweeter than sugar
but nothing is sweeter than you



and now to make up for the above
http://tinyurl.com/crjrdz

Degsy

Some speak of love,of passion of sex,
I see your tits
And cream in my kecks.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will this box of chocolates
get me a screw?

phasers

At this time of year
I feel the cold loneliness
Must go cut my wrists.

Pighead

Romantic Degsy does not exist,
he gets his loving from his wrist,
no need for chicks to make him smile,
Degsy pumps himself with style.

conlonbmw

Ra ra rollox
Valentines day is a load of bollox

Please Save your money and don't buy into this Hallmark bullsh1t

Pighead

conlon b m double u
no cards he got, it made him blue.
The blueness turned to spite and hate,
Valentines he did not rate.