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Look ma - they are advertising a car in the window!

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  • #2
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Biggins wrote: »
    Was heading home the other day in Shop st, Drogheda when this happened.
    Thought ye might like to SEE it cos' if I told you it happened you wouldn't believe me.

    This young chap got given out to by a traffic warden about parking his car.
    So the young lad said "right, I'll park the fcukin car" and he did...

    34tcydz.jpg

    News item later: http://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/national-news/man-arrested-for-driving-car-into-shoeshop-window-1629993.html


    iT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?

    Own up, the real Biggins on AH would do it.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #3
    WoollyRedHat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    The poor shopkeeper. Has that man no soul?


  • #4
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    K-9 wrote: »
    iT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?

    Own up, the real Biggins on AH would do it.

    Be real - if I was going to do it, I'd run it into something useless, no good and a waste of money.

    When does the full Dail sit again?


  • #5
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    Everybody hates traffic wardens, but that a bit OTT.

















    is this going to turn into another thread full of shoe puns?


  • #6
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Victor Dwyer musn't be a happy man!


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  • #7
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    1 in the afternoon. You could hear the crash of the window for hundreds of yards.


  • #8
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    jaffa20 wrote: »
    Victor Dwyer musn't be a happy man!

    Ya kidding!
    By sheer coincidence, all his most expensive shoes were in the window that very day!
    O' I'd say he's very depressed. :rolleyes:


  • #9
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    Senna wrote: »
    is this going to turn into another thread full of shoe puns?

    Oh, we wouldn't get up to those sort of shoenanigans.


  • #10
    Borneo Fnctn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,378 ✭✭✭Borneo Fnctn


    What a loose cannon!


  • #11
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Tough brake.


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  • #12
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    I know some people are too lazy to walk to the shops ...but its getting ridiculous! :pac:


  • #13
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Is the copper trying to pretend he's not seen the car in the shop window right behind him?


  • #14
    judas101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭judas101


    Louth forum tbh ; )


  • #15
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Is the copper trying to pretend he's not seen the car in the shop window right behind him?

    He was making sure no one hot footed it with the shoes!
    I can't wait to see the indoors camera video on this - or the outside cam material.
    (The street cameras are now all over the place in the town.)


  • #16
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "A man was arrested this.." Sounds an awful lot like Biggins! I think we can close the case on this one.

    Whatever happened after the arrest I expect he'll walk.


  • #17
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Did you shop him?

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #18
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    The Citizen really should have been around to stop that..

    I'm losing faith in him :(


  • #19
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Biggins wrote: »
    He was making sure no one hot footed it with the shoes!

    Great :rolleyes: this thread will soon be laced with puns.


  • #20
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Ruu wrote: »
    "A man was arrested this.." Sounds an awful lot like Biggins! I think we can close the case on this one.

    Whatever happened after the arrest I expect he'll walk.
    He will actually!

    He got out of a mental home two weeks before - they clearly did a right job helping him!


  • #21
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Is the copper trying to pretend he's not seen the car in the shop window right behind him?

    He's working out just how much the new levy will cost him.


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  • #22
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    He booted it like hell for leather.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #23
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Allison Red Urinalysis wrote: »
    Great :rolleyes: this thread will soon be laced with puns.
    Naa, if they stole the shoes, he'd have to chase them - then they would be all tyred out!


  • #24
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    He told eyewitnesses, too shoe, shoe, shoe.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #25
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    K-9 wrote: »
    Did you shop him?

    No need, he shopped himself - literally!


  • #26
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Biggins wrote: »
    Naa, if they stole the shoes, he'd have to chase them - then they would be all tyred out!

    Wheely tyred in fact.


  • #27
    jaffa20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,565 ✭✭✭jaffa20


    So did the man to a runner?


  • #28
    Biggins
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    Allison Red Urinalysis wrote: »
    Wheely tyred in fact.
    Thats a flat fact for sure!


  • #29
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Allison Red Urinalysis wrote: »
    Wheely tyred in fact.

    Shoe, bad pun.

    I'd have leathered him.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #30
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    K-9 wrote: »
    Shoe, bad pun.

    I'd have leathered him.

    He nearly was.

    The owner thought his driving was a load of cobblers and wanted to nail him!


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  • #31
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    K-9 wrote: »
    I'd have leathered him.

    Too late now, he's being held under provisional custody.


  • #32
    K-9
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    Allison Red Urinalysis wrote: »
    Too late now, he's being held under provisional custody.

    I'd have done a RUNNER.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #33
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Oh dear.....

    It was a pane that the warden shoed him along in the first lace....the proprieter tried to sock the assailant but he wheeled it before a decent boot could be landed.....and so on........


  • #34
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    K-9 wrote: »
    I'd have done a RUNNER.

    I would've hid in the boot, they would never have checked there.


  • #35
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Allison Red Urinalysis wrote: »
    I would've hid in the boot, they would never have checked there.

    One size fits all.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #36
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    He must go back to criminal school! Either that or he has a bad memory.
    It's supposed to be "Smash" AND "Grab"

    Not just "Smash!" Doh!!! :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    Biggins
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    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    Oh dear.....

    It was a pane that the warden shoed him along in the first lace....the proprieter tried to sock the assailant but he wheeled it before a decent boot could be landed.....and so on........

    LOL If I was you, I'd jack it in! :D


  • #38
    K-9
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    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL If I was you, I'd jack it in! :D

    Indeed, it was a shoe in.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #39
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Biggins wrote: »
    LOL If I was you, I'd jack it in! :D

    I haven't the time......if I had a window of opportunity...........


  • #40
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,311 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Did he not give them the slip


    on

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #41
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    At least he wasn't loafing around like most scumbags.


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  • #42
    Biggins
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    tony1kenobi wrote: »
    I haven't the time......if I had a window of opportunity...........

    It be no use. We'd see right though you. :pac:


  • #43
    tony1kenobi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Biggins wrote: »
    It be no use. We'd see right though you. :pac:

    Unless I had a car parked in my arse of course.

    Yea...that isn't remotely punnish.........I apologise......


  • #44
    K-9
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    He needs to be driven in the right direction.

    If not, steer clear.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



  • #45
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Imagine the wardens face lolz. Mad fúcker.


  • #46
    Madame Razz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,252 ✭✭✭✭Madame Razz


    This thread has no sole....


  • #47
    RoundyMooney
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    K-9 wrote: »
    iT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?

    Own up, the real Biggins on AH would do it.

    Nah, 'twas TEH_CITIZEN!1! shirley.
    Biggins wrote: »
    Be real - if I was going to do it, I'd run it into something useless, no good and a waste of money.

    Like this guy? (language alert)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiIsIE8iT28


  • #48
    swingking
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,258 ✭✭✭swingking


    he's really put his foot in it now ;)


  • #49
    Biggins
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    His name was Bill Gates and he just crashed windows!

    (I know, I know... I'm getting my coat lol)


  • #50
    Ardent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,352 ✭✭✭Ardent


    That's hilarious! I just pissed myself laughing at that. What a nutter, the traffic warden got off light!


  • #51
    IvySlayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,190 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    Biggins wrote: »
    His name was Bill Gates and he just crashed windows!

    (I know, I know... I'm getting my coat lol)

    I hope you keep cracking on with them. I'm shattered just reading them all.


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