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Valentine's day next week-what are you doing?

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  • 06-02-2009 3:08am
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    Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭


    Yes, it is Vals day next week but i believe there are many single people out there with fvck all to do... :o
    I would rather get plastered than be on boards all night whining:D

    So anyone up for drinks? I haven't thought about location but would TP Smiths/Woolshed...

    We must promise not to talk about
    1. Recession(includes immigration, emigration, Dell jobs, Td's expenses, introduction of 3rd level fees)
    2. Fianna Fail
    3. Israel and Gaza
    4. Barack Obama
    So who's interested?

    Interested 47 votes

    Yes
    0%
    No
    38%
    mijufeylya[Deleted User]Gazza22Shaneggggswingking#Smokey#Jesus Weptm83rfergusonCraft25IvySlayerMIN2511Wormking2002Flipz4RollzMelangeMikeStrutingtonIHATELIBERTAS 18 votes
    What does Valentine day mean?
    61%
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  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    No
    Yep, I've no plans for Valentine's Day yet, so count me in! Woolshed would be great for a large crowd (hopefully there would be a large one...)


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,187 ✭✭✭✭IvySlayer


    No
    My sister wants be to babysit my niece....


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    Ah no, sounds like fun!

    But can't go I've my friends hen wknd, of all wknds!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Aw id love to but i plan to have sex with my girlfriend that night. Sorry :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    No
    Aw id love to but i plan to have sex with my girlfriend that night. Sorry :(

    Damn you, Sir!

    *seethes with envy*


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    No
    IvySlayer wrote: »
    My sister wants be to babysit my niece....

    poor you
    Jemmy wrote: »
    Ah no, sounds like fun!

    But can't go I've my friends hen wknd, of all wknds!

    Hen weekend on Vals weekend?:rolleyes:
    Shouldn't she be with her groom?
    Aw id love to but i plan to have sex with my girlfriend that night. Sorry :(

    I forgot to add, NO COUPLES PLEASE!:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭IHATELIBERTAS


    No
    Yeah I actually would go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 446 ✭✭phenomenon


    Right, so heres the situation lads:

    We're all just back from a night out and to deal with our obvious failure to pull a bird on the last weekend before Valentines, we simutaneously log onto boards to reassure ourselves that we're not alone and that theres a community of othere rejects out there.

    We are the fails of epic fails. The fail generation, if you will.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    Yeah I actually would go.

    Why not says you, ya might get a ride outta it! ;)

    There are some reals sluts on here :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    No
    phenomenon wrote: »
    Right, so heres the situation lads:

    We're all just back from a night out and to deal with our obvious failure to pull a bird on the last weekend before Valentines, we simutaneously log onto boards to reassure ourselves that we're not alone and that theres a community of othere rejects out there.

    We are the fails of epic fails. The fail generation, if you will.

    Erm... the last weekend before Valentine's has yet to arrive. There's still time!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    No
    phenomenon wrote: »
    Right, so heres the situation lads:

    We're all just back from a night out and to deal with our obvious failure to pull a bird on the last weekend before Valentines, we simutaneously log onto boards to reassure ourselves that we're not alone and that theres a community of othere rejects out there.

    We are the fails of epic fails. The fail generation, if you will.
    You are not getting the plan ;)

    Loads of people in the woolshed, have a great nice, good music, jugs @ a tenner, cocktails-good price can't remember..


    And if you don't score you can say you had a brilliant night! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Single AND going out with people off the internet for valentines night?

    Oh dear oh dear :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    No
    Rb wrote: »
    Single AND going out with people off the internet for valentines night?

    Oh dear oh dear :(

    Oh well; beats having a romantic night in with myself! :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭Wormking2002


    No
    the woolshed would be grand....not a bad spot i think....pitchers are cheap and would break the ice...how would we identify ourselves...the loners!!!:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    the woolshed would be grand....not a bad spot i think....pitchers are cheap and would break the ice...how would we identify ourselves...the loners!!!:D:D
    Don't worry, I've a feeling you'll have no problem spotting the single, awkward, predominately male internet group on that night.

    Just a feeling :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    ..how would we identify ourselves...the loners!!!:D:D


    You wont have to, just follow the scent of failure ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭Wormking2002


    No
    good point..it is nearly 3 in the morning...:eek:...(one of the lucky ones)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    No
    Rb wrote: »
    Don't worry, I've a feeling you'll have no problem spotting the single, awkward, predominately male internet group on that night.

    Just a feeling :)
    Rb don't be mean... I am female and from the interweb....







    I dunno if they allow for bookings, it's 1minute away from me so i would pop in tomorrow and ask


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Melange wrote: »
    Oh well; beats having a romantic night in with myself! :cool:
    Does it really? At least at home by yourself you're guaranteed an orgasm AND it can be over a good looking girl.:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭Wormking2002


    No
    Actually why is it considered a failure if ur single???..after all single life offers many advantages...:cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Rb don't be mean... I am female and from the interweb....

    Did you know, in a recent survey 9/10 people said they enjoyed a gang bang?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭Jemmy


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    Hen weekend on Vals weekend?:rolleyes:
    Shouldn't she be with her groom?

    Probably, oh well it's going to be fun!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    Actually why is it considered a failure if ur single???..after all single life offers many advantages...:cool:

    Yeah, the extra muscle on your arm comes in handy a load I'd imagine :p

    Edit: No pun intended there btw.


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    No
    Rb wrote: »
    Did you know, in a recent survey 9/10 people said they enjoyed a gang bang?

    Fcuk it, I couln't not lol at that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    No
    Actually why is it considered a failure if ur single???..after all single life offers many advantages...:cool:

    But you have to admit, the disadvantages seriously outweigh the advantages (this is assuming that the theoretical relationship isn't with a total headwrecker).


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    No
    gang bang is the new rape ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭Wormking2002


    No
    RB, Maybe you meant to say: " Did you know, in a recent survey by RB (lying under his bedroom covers with a copy of motorbike magazine babes 2009 ) 9/10 people said they enjoyed a gang bang?...:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,526 ✭✭✭brendansmith


    MIN2511 wrote: »
    gang bang is the new rape ;)

    Is this official? Link please!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    RB, Maybe you meant to say: " Did you know, in a recent survey by RB (lying under his bedroom covers with a copy of motorbike magazine babes 2009 ) 9/10 people said they enjoyed a gang bang?...:D
    It was actually carried out over at your place when we were done with yore ma.

    I think the only reason she didn't vote yes was she was stuck to the sheets and couldn't:confused:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 63 ✭✭Wormking2002


    No
    Damn you...you spider'ed pigged her...checkmate!!!


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