worst thing you ever did?

ecdl07

What was the worst thing you ever did?

Karoma

Replied to this thread. Worst thread, worst reply... worst.

Silverfish

Read this thread.

BroomBurner

Sat on a friend's Gerbil and dislocated it's neck. Popped it back in to place though and she went on to have a litter with her brother, so all good.

That was actually a relief to get off my shoulders

Rb

Why would I tell you?

Rb

+replied to this thread

javaboy

I bullied someone when I was younger. I drank underage. And I got in trouble with the Gardai.


And I did it all while in school.

chin_grin

Pick a commandment...........nooooooooo not that one the other one.

DarkJager

Slayed a small village in Romania and managed to get away with it by convincing the authorities that it was a chugger training ground...

[Jackass]

Stole a mans wheelchair to get into a concert. He wasn't there after when I went to give it back. Always wondered how he got home...

dr.bollocko

Became an AH mod.
Gave up smoking.

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javaboy wrote: »

I bullied someone when I was younger. I drank underage. And I got in trouble with the Gardai.


And I did it all while in school.

And now you're AH mod. See kids? It's never too late for second chances.

Kiera

Not a hope i'd tell a public forum!

[Jackass]

Kiera wrote: »

Not a hope i'd tell a public forum!

duuurrrttttyyyy! You know it's not wrong if you enjoyed it

Turd Ferguson

I was in Portugal a while ago and I was out drinking with some frinds. I was hammered drunk and when we got back to the apartements I couldnt get into my room but I remembered I left the window open so I went outside and climbed in. I was on my way into my room when I heard something behind me. I grabbed a lamp that was near me and swung it around to smack the burgler. It was after I struck that I realised that it wasnt a burgler but infact a small blonde girl....I was in the wrong room.
I panicked and left through the window (taking the girl with me). I was sure she was dead so I threw her into the ocean and left back home.
I havnt heard anything about it since so obviously it wasnt that big a deal but that was definatly the worst thing I've done.

[Jackass]

http://j9marshall.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/find-maddie.jpg

Yeah....well it's up to her now...the balls in her court if she's gonna show up or not!

Vain

That joke is the worst thing Turd Fergusin done anyway, You wont feel the cold in the after life:P

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I was in Portugal a while ago and I was out drinking with some frinds. I was hammered drunk and when we got back to the apartements I couldnt get into my room but I remembered I left the window open so I went outside and climbed in. I was on my way into my room when I heard something behind me. I grabbed a lamp that was near me and swung it around to smack the burgler. It was after I struck that I realised that it wasnt a burgler but infact a small blonde girl....I was in the wrong room.
I panicked and left through the window (taking the girl with me). I was sure she was dead so I threw her into the ocean and left back home.
I havnt heard anything about it since so obviously it wasnt that big a deal but that was definatly the worst thing I've done.

Professey Chin

Vain wrote: »

That joke is the worst thing Turd Fergusin done anyway, You wont feel the cold in the after life:P

Joke?

AlmightyCushion

chin_grin wrote: »

Pick a commandment.

I'll have a C please, Carrol.

Abi

Well. It depends on what you call like, bad.

Not too long ago I was having sex on a beach k. So there I was hopping the fock up and down on him, when a copper told us we couldnt do that. So after a bit of 'lol omg soz didnt like, know' etc.. He focked off. Course we got back to the job in hand. So after we like, finished.. the little focker must have been spray painting the bush on the other side, coz he popped his head round and told us we was in teh shít now. Locked us up! Wtf. Anyway, there was a whole rigamorole after that.

Moral of the story: Dont fúck with Dubai.

While on a mad holiday in Greece 4 years ago with mates I sh1t into a pint glass (you can imagine what it looked like after 3/4 days solid drinking) and promply left it back on the table amongst the other drinks. Upon seeing this two of my mates started puking on the spot, the rest laughed for about 10 mins straight !


*I have grown up since

Kiera

rarnes1 wrote: »

While on a mad holiday in Greece 4 years ago with mates I sh1t into a pint glass (you can imagine what it looked like after 3/4 days solid drinking) and promply left it back on the table amongst the other drinks. Upon seeing this two of my mates started puking on the spot, the rest laughed for about 10 mins straight !


*I have grown up since

One boy and a glass?

Professey Chin

Kiera wrote: »

One boy and a glass?

*fap-fap-fap*

galwayrush

Claimed a financial reward for grassing on someone, Turd Ferguson , i am so sorry, but i needed the money.:o

Fizman

BroomBurner wrote: »

Sat on a friend's Gerbil and dislocated it's neck. Popped it back in to place though and she went on to have a litter with her brother, so all good.

That was actually a relief to get off my shoulders

I bet thats what the poor Gerbil thought too when you got your fat ass off of it. :pac:

EDIT: Just re-read your post......she went on to have a litter of inbred gerbils. Awesome!

Pics?

My husband took my car to work this morning, I have a nicer car than him. So, when i was driving home and it took me forever, and his rear wheel drive was doing my head in, I thought to myself,i bet he fúcking crashes my car. So, I get home, the phone rings, and he tells me he's crashed my car, my response?

what I should have said: jeeze honey are you ok?

what I actually said: "I bloody well knew you would crash my car, typical, I knew I shouldn't have let you take my car, why did you even go that way it was always gonna be a skating rink, hence noone else was going that way. Is the damage bad? you can't leave my car there cos someone else will crash into it and it'll be wrecked"

Oops. Think he might be a lickle bit piddled off with me :rolleyes:

ok, so not the worst thing I've ever done, but the worst thing i did today!

AnonoBoy

Deleted User wrote: »

My husband took my car to work this morning, I have a nicer car than him. So, when i was driving home and it took me forever, and his rear wheel drive was doing my head in, I thought to myself,i bet he fúcking crashes my car. So, I get home, the phone rings, and he tells me he's crashed my car, my response?

what I should have said: jeeze honey are you ok?

what I actually said: "I bloody well knew you would crash my car, typical, I knew I shouldn't have let you take my car, why did you even go that way it was always gonna be a skating rink, hence noone else was going that way. Is the damage bad? you can't leave my car there cos someone else will crash into it and it'll be wrecked"

Oops. Think he might be a lickle bit piddled off with me :rolleyes:

ok, so not the worst thing I've ever done, but the worst thing i did today!

All I heard was "Blah Blah Blah I have a husband Blah Blah Blah husband husband husband husband Blah Blah Blah"

Yeah - we get it. You have a husband.

Sheesh.

PrettyInPunk

I once farted in school and blamed it on the girl with the hairy arms sitting next to me.

byte

PrettyInPunk wrote: »

I once farted in school and blamed it on the girl with the hairy arms sitting next to me.

How can you be sure it was a girl?! Could've been Pedobear...

Latchy

I think of the worst thing I did ,then something else comes into my head to outdo that ,followed by something even fcuking worse again ......jeeze I would need to rotate in order starting with the least worse to get to the 'worst ' worst .

D4FORLOiiFE

When I Was About Seven, I Was Invited To My New Friends House..
After A Few Hours, We Went Out To Playy. He Was Playingg Soccer,
I Went To Sit On The Wall And I Pushedd Of Hiss Little Cat, Coz It Wouldnt Move. & After A While I Looked Down There Was The Cat Dead, I Killed It =[
It Was Definely The First + Last Time Beening Invited To There House Lol.
They Still Hate Me For It....

SpitfireIV

Worst thing you ever did?

Believed in someone whom in turn took me for a f&%kin' ride!

:mad:

Diabhal Beag

Kicked somebody in there newly dislocated knee. Turns out he later ended up in a wheelchair after a car crash.

Not a funny story but he was an arseagon

XxXciaraxXx

On a girlie hol in the canaries just after finishing the leaving cert and would rather not talk about it thank you very much!

Damn you bringing back that memory!

SpitfireIV

XxXciaraxXx wrote: »

On a girlie hol in the canaries just after finishing the leaving cert and would rather not talk about it thank you very much!

Damn you bringing back that memory!

Jeez! You cant start the story, get us all interested and then not finish it! How mean are you?! :mad:........:pac:

You killed someone??!

XxXciaraxXx

CroppyBoy1798 wrote: »

Jeez! You cant start the story, get us all interested and then not finish it! How mean are you?! :mad:........:pac:

You killed someone??!

Yes, I killed someone (not really)!!:rolleyes:

Got kicked outta the apartment on the third night and had to do things to find somewhere to stay for the rest of the 2 week holiday (not prostitution)!!:P

It was an experience in itself, fun at the time but when you grow up and look back its the worst!:(

JohnGalt

Probably not particularly bad by mosts people's standards, but worth mentioning. I was interailling with some friends during the summer. We were in Croatia, and one evening we decided to go to a football match for the laugh, not aware that we were walking into the middle of a local derby. It was quiet enough to begin with, then the away team scored twice within a couple of minutes. The crowd started getting very rowdy, with bottles and coins being thrown onto the pitch and one of the players getting hit. Just next to where my friends and I were sitting, some of the away fans got into a bit argy bargy with the locals. Pretty soon we had a full scale riot on our hands. We decided to get the hell out of there, not wanting to be caught in the middle of Croatia's answer the Hillsborough. We pushed and punched our way towards the stairs, hoping to get to the exit without too much trouble, but before I know whats going on ahuge muscular bald guy starts swining digs in my direction. Luckily enough, he is pushed from behind and hits the ground before he can make contact. My friends run for it. I still don't know why exactly I did this, but before following my friends, I kicked the guy as hard as I could in the temple four times. Nobody saw me and I just legged it. Don't really know what became of him. Kind of regretted it, but weirdly, only thought of it again on the flight home. It was a strange one.

Jesus Juice

JohnGalt wrote: »

Probably not particularly bad by mosts people's standards, but worth mentioning. I was interailling with some friends during the summer. We were in Croatia, and one evening we decided to go to a football match for the laugh, not aware that we were walking into the middle of a local derby. It was quiet enough to begin with, then the away team scored twice within a couple of minutes. The crowd started getting very rowdy, with bottles and coins being thrown onto the pitch and one of the players getting hit. Just next to where my friends and I were sitting, some of the away fans got into a bit argy bargy with the locals. Pretty soon we had a full scale riot on our hands. We decided to get the hell out of there, not wanting to be caught in the middle of Croatia's answer the Hillsborough. We pushed and punched our way towards the stairs, hoping to get to the exit without too much trouble, but before I know whats going on ahuge muscular bald guy starts swining digs in my direction. Luckily enough, he is pushed from behind and hits the ground before he can make contact. My friends run for it. I still don't know why exactly I did this, but before following my friends, I kicked the guy as hard as I could in the temple four times. Nobody saw me and I just legged it. Don't really know what became of him. Kind of regretted it, but weirdly, only thought of it again on the flight home. It was a strange one.

Location: Finglas
Typical.:pac:

antodeco

Gary Glitter

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JohnGalt wrote: »

I still don't know why exactly I did this, but before following my friends, I kicked the guy as hard as I could in the temple four times. Nobody saw me and I just legged it. Don't really know what became of him. Kind of regretted it, but weirdly, only thought of it again on the flight home. It was a strange one.

...

Wow.

galwayrush

antodeco wrote: »

Gary Glitter

You did him?
Did something like he did?
Look like him?
Sing like him?

c-note

i murdered a badger with a sledgehammer

Jesus Juice

c-note wrote: »

i murdered a badger with a sledgehammer

I murdered a sledgehammer with a badger

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Jesus Juice wrote: »

I murdered a sledgehammer with a badger

I sledgehammered a murder with a badger.

Jesus Juice

Charlie Slow Alphabet wrote: »

I sledgehammered a murder with a badger.

I badgered a sledgehammer with a murder*













*this will get old really fast

galwayrush

Jesus Juice wrote: »

I badgered a sledgehammer with a murder*

*this will get old really fast

I just walloped the badger with a plank of wood,

Jesus Juice

galwayrush wrote: »

I just walloped the badger with a plank of wood,

You and your feckin' wood!

Terry

ecdl07 wrote: »

What was the worst thing you ever did?

Recently or in my entire life?
How about you?

kingtut

galwayrush wrote: »

I just walloped the badger with a plank of wood,

I walloped your plank of wood with the badger.

Tom Trojan

work

AnonoBoy

I sell sledgehammers in a hardware shop in the town of Badger, Minnesota.