What pockets for what? MERGED

gamblitis

Any pants i wear this has to be the positions of belongings.

Right side is wallet.
Left side is phone and loose change and if i dont have a jacket i carry my keys in my right back pocket.

This is 100% of the time, a little anal i know but that just me!
I cannot have it any other way.

Where do you keep your stuff?

Sherifu

gamblitis wrote: »

Any pants i wear this has to be the positions of belongings.

Right side is wallet.
Left side is phone and loose change and if i dont have a jacket i carry my keys in my right back pocket.

This is 100% of the time, a little anal i know but that just me!
I cannot have it any other way.

Where do you keep your stuff?

Right back pocket = your ass??

Coat pockets or backpack usually.

javaboy

Left phone. Right keys/change/wallet. Everything moved to jacket if there's one in play.

In before the manbags.

dr.bollocko

Right pocket wallet and spare change.
Left pocket keys and mobile.
Arse pocket drivers licence.
If any of these things are missing ever I notice right away because I miss any of the above things like I would a limb.

challengemaster

Left front pocket - Keys, Wallet
Right front pocket - Phone, loose money
Right arse pocket - Drivers license

Ghost Train

my coat has these magnetic fasteners... my weekly train ticket is usually magnetically wiped and stops working after day 1 or 2 :mad:

gamblitis

Sherifu wrote: »

Right back pocket = your ass??

Coat pockets or backpack usually.

Back pocket of my jeans you tool!! :P No i don't shove keys up my ass. How would i manage to sit down for 10 hours a day comfortably.

deleriumtremens

Right pocket- wallet, Id (eg. passport or drivers license), loose change.

Left pocket- phone, keys, chewing gum

Never use any other pockets.

bladebrew

brilliant this is like a religion to me! phone, cigarettes and lighter on the right side (two different pockets) keys and wallet on the left,license in the back right pocket,and pens, a marker,chewing gum and stanley knife in the knee pocket
thank god for dickies!!

Fringe

Left pocket - Keys + phone
Right pocket - MP3 + Wallet
Middle - My humongous cock

fryup

ok for me its....

• front right......mobile phone
• front left......wallet (never ever carry a wallet in a back pocket)
• back right....loose change
• back left......car keys

i may also use the front pockets for a quick **** buts thats for another day;)

javaboy

Thanks for doing my market research for me OP:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-oaKfEe8Cg

ronnie3585

Front left pocket - phone only so it won't get scratched.
Front right pocket - keys and change.
Back right pocket - wallet.
Back left pocket - passport when I need it as ID.
Coat pocket - iPod.

Watch on left wrist.

eVeNtInE

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Red Hand

Left-wallet
Right-keys, loose change
Small bank notes in back pockets

Ro: maaan!

Interesting thread. I've always wondered how people manage all the **** they carry around with them. I keep things very simple. Phone in left and wallet in right. Licence/change/keys all go in the wallet. And MP3 player is part of the phone. Stuff in back pocket is way too annoying.

Alanstrainor

ah i have no real system, but it's generally my phone stays in the pocket that's not carrying my insulin pump! Anything can go anywhere after that really.

P.C.

Left = wallet and keys
Right = phone

Hate carrying loads of stuff - that is why I had to give up smoking.

Queen-Mise

now this is a sad thread:D
i carry a handbag. i hate junk in my pockets

yerayeah

Phone, wallet and keys in one pocket, iPod in the other. Every time I stand up I do a quick pat on both sides to make sure everythings there. You can't be too careful.:)

Dord

front right - phone
front left - wallet & keys
coat right - Work ID
coat left - earphones and other misc items
coat inside left - iPod

I never put in my back pockets, it annoys the **** outta me.

Br4tPr1nc3

front right, money + phone
front left smokes and keys, and change
back right ID.
nothing in back left. unless i wana seperate my notes.

Black Swan

When out and about casual or sporty, fanny pack carries most things, other times purse. Don't use pockets much, especially with close fitting outfits that conform to my shape and where keys or other things would show.

Holsten

Everything and anything all over the place for me really.

Never have anything in my back pockets though.

Abi

gamblitis wrote: »

Any pants i wear this has to be the positions of belongings.

Right side is wallet.
Left side is phone and loose change and if i dont have a jacket i carry my keys in my right back pocket.

This is 100% of the time, a little anal i know but that just me!
I cannot have it any other way.

Sweet. Pocket raype ftw.


Shall we say, under the clock at Clerys at 2pm?

Its a date Vic xx

mikemac

gamblitis wrote: »

Right side is wallet.
Left side is phone and loose change and if i dont have a jacket i carry my keys in my right back pocket.

You are obviously right handed.
I'm left handed and do it the exact opposite

ayapatrick

right pocket - hand
left pocket - other hand! :L:L

mikemac

ayapatrick wrote: »

right pocket - hand
left pocket - other hand! :L:L

If you're a skanger you're hand goes down your trousers. I don't know why but it sure is common

The Gnome

Here's a detailed diagram of my pocket masterplan... (with a similar jacket)

I have a crazy aversion to using trouser pockets unless absolutely neccessary!

javaboy

ayapatrick wrote: »

right pocket - hand
giving a peace sign - other hand! :L:L

FYP

Gavin "shels"

Right pocket - Wallet and phone
Left pocket - Keys and change.

useful_contacts

gamblitis wrote: »

anal i know but that just me!

Ya think:eek::eek::eek:

Creamy Goodness

right - wallet/keys.
left - phone.
right back - loose change.

anyone who puts loose change/keys in with their phone is mad i tells ya, mad. what about scratches and such?

davyjose

Ro: maaan! wrote: »

Interesting thread. I've always wondered how people manage all the **** they carry around with them. I keep things very simple. Phone in left and wallet in right. Licence/change/keys all go in the wallet. And MP3 player is part of the phone. Stuff in back pocket is way too annoying.

See because you live in a country where everything isn't needlessly awkward as fcuk, you can actually fit your driver's license in your wallet. I personally leave my pink A4 sheet at home 99% of the time because I might need it someday and don't want to lose it.

OP, due to a hole in one of the pockets in one of my pairs of Jeans, I'm forever shifting stuff around.

Simi

Left - Wallet, Keys & Cigarettes.
Right - Phone & Lighter.

And I do the four point check whenever leaving the house aka Wallet, Phone Keys & Fags (Lighter is covered under fags). Now that's anal!

Lundegaard

gamblitis wrote: »

Any pants i wear this has to be the positions of belongings.

Right side is wallet.
Left side is phone and loose change and if i dont have a jacket i carry my keys in my right back pocket.

This is 100% of the time, a little anal i know but that just me!
I cannot have it any other way.

Where do you keep your stuff?

You put your wallet and phone in your pants?

:rolleyes:

Zee Deveel

Right pocket is my phone and wallet, left is my keys, mp3 player and a turquoise stone, back pockets usually get receipts/wrappers etc chucked into them and spare change on the occasions I have some.

Overheal

Carpenter Jeans ftw: you get the perfect spot for a mobile with em' (the Ruler pocket on the right-thigh) - dont have, or need, a cellphone at the moment, so the pockets left empty, or i'll dust off my sony ericson as an mp3 player.

Keys in the right; wallet in the back-right. Misc items end up in the left side and rear pockets. Change in the inset right pocket.

5starpool

Gavin shels wrote: »

Right pocket - Wallet and phone
Left pocket - Keys and change.

This.

S.I.R

my pockets hold stuf in no specific order.

im so great.

Berty

My b*tch carries everything for me. My pockets are there so I can play with my balls.

TPD

Left pocket - Keys and wallet. They're attached actually.
Right pocket - Phone and chewing gum. Occasionally ipod.
Inside jacket pocket - Usually ipod.

SoWatchaWant

I carry my items in my Gucci manbag. It has space to hold anything, except male self respect or dignity, it has no room for that.

Ro: maaan!

davyjose wrote: »

See because you live in a country where everything isn't needlessly awkward as fcuk, you can actually fit your driver's license in your wallet. I personally leave my pink A4 sheet at home 99% of the time because I might need it someday and don't want to lose it.

OP, due to a hole in one of the pockets in one of my pairs of Jeans, I'm forever shifting stuff around.

Heh. I do live in Ireland. Just take it out of the plastic cover it shove it in there. Just has a permenant curve in now. Hardly matters. I think I've only had cause to take it out once, or less.

bluto63

Used to have wallet and ipod in the left while keys and phone in the right, but the keys kept scratchin the phone. Now I'm forcin myself to keep my keys and wallet in the left and my ipod and phone in the right. Could never keep stuff in my back pockets, just found it too uncomfortable

4zn76tysfajdxp

Left pocket: Wallet and change.

Right pocket: Phone.

NotMe

Front right: Keys/Phone/Wallet
Front left: MP3 player
Back right: Bus fare
Little front right money pocket: Return bus fare

That's usually how it goes...

pakblue

Front Left - Wallet and Keys
Front Right - Phone & Earphones (when not using them of course)
Back Left - Tissue
Back Right - ?

Alter-Ego

Left front: Wallet, keys and tissue.
Right Front: Phone and/or iPod
Rear Right: Passport (i always have it on me. Stupid, i know), bus time table and loads of folded up a4 sheets with random crap on 'em.
Rear Left: The right index finger of a cheeky prostitute.

Degag

I misread the title, i thought it said "What Pockets Are For?"

I entered the thread with the genuine concern that the OP didn't know what pockets were used for:rolleyes:

chickenhawk

Right pocket: Phone and car keys.
Left Pocket: Wallet.

I hate it when i put my phone in my left pocket without thinking. Then later reaching in to find it and a moment of panic thinking i've lost it. Look in right pocket and it's there. The world is right again.