Most Bizarre Thing Accomplished While Drunk?

liah

What is the absolute most bizarre thing you've accomplished while drunk or witnessed being accomplished by a person who was inebriated?

chin_grin

Climbed on top of some scaffolding to retrieve a balloon just to woo a random lass........no wait that didn't happen.....damn.

The Gnome

Climbed and subsequently fell off a 12ft wall onto my face. Don't know why I'm alive... maybe I'm invincible:pac:

ScumLord

I built a bridge using heavy machinery, then drove my car across it to perform unlicensed surgery and made it up the stairs without falling down them again.

RATM

Once swam way out to sea to rescue some mates in a dinghy who had run out of petrol. It was Paddys day in the Carribean and they were floating around in the dinghy wondering what to do. We were all hammered and it was 2 in the morning. They were so hammered that they'd forgot that the skipper had told us all there the oars were padlocked down to prevent them getting nicked but that the keys to the locks where in the bow of the dinghy.

In hindsight it was a daft thing to do but at the same time the lads were drifting out to sea in the pitch dark. We all laugh about it now but it coulda been a lot more serious for me or them.

I once woke up in my neighbours garden.

Not on their bench but under it..... scary times.

minidazzler

Deleted User wrote: »

I once woke up in my neighbours garden.

Not on their bench but under it..... scary times.

That makes sence, it would keep you dry if it was raining!!!! but you would lose a sh1tload of bodyheat to the ground!!!

blaze1

Sleeping in the drivers seat of an old mini, doesn't sound like much but the rest of the car was jam packed with spare parts. Wasn;t the most restful sleep!

minidazzler

minidazzler wrote: »

That makes sence, it would keep you dry if it was raining!!!! but you would lose a sh1tload of bodyheat to the ground!!!

Twas in the summer & it wasn't raining.... when I was like 17. Rotten drunk & was a Sunday the morning after.

Worst part was my neighbour coming to cut her grass and her getting the fright of her life. Get stick to this day for it. Lucky they are sound people.

Local-womanizer

Seen a drunk lad run from the cops and his shoe came off mid chase,he managed to kick his shoe up in front of him and caught it without stopping.

Still got caught but he had the admiration of all the drunks watching,and the gardai aswell.

antodeco

Your fathers other half?

I woke up one morning to find my shoes on the wrong feet with random socks on. Dont know how that happened. They werent even my socks. My ass didnt hurt thankfully, otherwise Id be very worried.

LittleKitty

myself and a friend of mine decided we wanted to get the hanging basekts off the lamposts in the town, so she climbed up a drainpipe, landed on a porch over a door, pulled me up after her and I jumped onto a lampost and swiped the whole basket of panseys. Havent a notion where it is now, lost it before I got home.
there seems to be a lot of climbing involved in theres sort of things

Gone Drinking

An erection?

Graham_B18C

Woke up yesterday morning still drunk from Wednesdays antics....but there was a hammer on the floor...how it got there I do not know!

Was in lanzarotee with friends a few years back and grabbed a goal post thing thinking it was wooden, it was steel and the whole thing fell on me and landed on my head, next thing I remember was being dragged across the sand by two friends...Ah drunkiness!

Grahamo999

Grahamo999 wrote: »

Woke up yesterday morning still drunk from Wednesdays antics....but there was a hammer on the floor...how it got there I do not know!

Was in lanzarotee with friends a few years back and grabbed a goal post thing thinking it was wooden, it was steel and the whole thing fell on me and landed on my head, next thing I remember was being dragged across the sand by two friends...Ah drunkiness!

Gotta love random items turning up in the ol room

Construction cones were the norm growing up

Hazys

I was in Edinburgh for a summer a few years back and there was a story on the news of how some Scottish League 2 team's dugout was stolen on Saturday night.

Can you imagine waking up on a Sunday morning hungover, turning over seeing a full dugout next to your bed. That's the stuff legends are made of.

Biggins

I'd answer the question (having done many mad things!) but the answers would come back to haunt me when I run for Cowan's seat!

Hank Scorpio

yore ma

the merchant

I once drove a taxi through the streets of Lueven, Belguim (which is incidentally where they make Stella). The taxi driver took an epileptic fit while bringing us back to our accomodation and asked me to drive the rest of the way! Nay bother says I!

I just about managed to get us back in one piece, then the driver was feeling better and was able to drive away himself. He still charged us the fare!

jellie

ive often found it quite miraculous that ive even just managed to get home. especially a couple of times in college when i wasnt sure of my address & didnt know the directions from town. an achievement to me!

Hazys

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Gotta love random items turning up in the ol room

I had friends coming over to Galway for a piss up one weekend. I got in before them cos i was hammered, i went str8 to bed and i left the door open for them cos they didnt have a key.

I woke up the next morning to the sound of a kid laughing and a dog barking. Firstly i thought it was coming from outside but i went downstairs, the front door was wide open and i went into the living room and there was a kid no older than six and dog in my living room!!!!

I had to get the kid and dog out of my house. So if anybody saw me in standing at the front door in my jocks letting a kid and a dog out of my house id be arrested on the spot.

partyguinness

Made a prefectly coherent and intelligent acceptance speech at a Law Ball in 3rd year (winning football competition) in front of 200 people inc..lectures, professors, visiting HIgh Court judge..

Completely hammered and no recollection of it or the ensuing 20 mins conversation with the head of the department.

ps. I was even congratulated the following week for my eloquence by the Professor....which I may add I also missed as I was skipping lectures:o

Managing to get it up after 2 bottles of Buckfast is always an accomplishment

Stercus Accidit

Beat some lad at a trick shot in pool, was pissed off me face, he was sober, had a little bag and all for his special cue.

He missed.

I could barely hold the bandy ucd cue I was given and knocked it in, oh how we laughed at him.


Honestly, I think its bizarre when I get a girl when I'm in the state I often end up in.

Degag

A friend of mine woke up, put on the same clothes he had on the night before, found this metal yoke in his back pocket, no idea how it got there... threw it up on the table and forgot about it...

That week there was a story in the local paper about vandals who were stealing the letters in the signs above shops in the town, one of which had lost their apostrophe!!!

Fizman

Broke into a well protected building site and climbed a crane almost top to bottom.

I passed it a few days later and I'm convinced that if I did it sober i'd be gone.

Graham_B18C

Degag wrote: »

A friend of mine woke up, put on the same clothes he had on the night before, found this metal yoke in his back pocket, no idea how it got there... threw it up on the table and forgot about it...

That week there was a story in the local paper about vandals who were stealing the letters in the signs above shops in the town, one of which had lost their apostrophe!!!

Now thats brilliant!

ejmaztec

rarnes1 wrote: »

Managing to get it up after 2 bottles of Buckfast is always an accomplishment

Bringing it up is quite easy though. :P

Four-Percent

While i was in Vienna, i was staying with a guy whose parents had separated. Monday to Friday was in the mother's house , weekends at his Dad's upmarket apartment.
We hit the club circuit on a tuesday evening , next day i woke up in his dad's apartment on my own.


And I walked with a limp for a while.Never did figure that out.

mud

I have a habit of sleeping in strange places when I roll home pished, I woke in my wardrobe with the door pulled in behind me and I woke under the kitchen table with all 6 chairs pulled neatly in behind me, I live alone as well so had no help!

Insect Overlord

I cooked a perfect cheese pizza. I mean it was actually golden, I couldn't have got it like that if I was sober enough to be multi-tasking!

Completed a music session, on a beach, in Kewrry, in the dark, beside a bonfire, with a guitar that had 2 broken strings, by singing "Raglan Road" and singing it well! I had to crawl home an hour later, taking a detour into every hedge between the beach and my house at the time.

The Gnome

Fizman wrote: »

Broke into a well protected building site and climbed a crane almost top to bottom.

I passed it a few days later and I'm convinced that if I did it sober i'd be gone.

Not you by any chance? :pac:

Overheal

I dropped a Creative mp3 player off a bar onto tile - all the music was entirely scrambled, and the firmware was bjorked. I woke up the next morning at my PC chair, there was a half empty pint of water on the desk, vomit in the waste bin, and the mp3 player, working perfectly.

galwayrush

Shared a lot of Beer and Wine with an English and Dutch friend after a concert in the UK.Then we downed 2 bottles of Jagermeister in a few minutes and for some strange reason, we decided to see who could do the most press ups. English guy collapses the second he got off the chair, Dutch guy couldn't get off his. I managed 20 proving i was totally ****ed coz i normally can't do 5. English guy's wife captured it all on camera.

madmik

went out last christmas to messrs mcguires and started drinking double whiskys

musta drank about 20 of them

got absolutely twisted

dont remember leaving the bar or anything thereafter

woke up naked in bed in my house in drumcondra with a hot korean girl who barely had a word of english

dont know how or why but god musta been looking after me that night..

Rhyme

Sometimes getting home is an achievement in itself.

nobodythere

Climbed a crane.

Cracked WPA

AckwelFoley

what have i done drunk?
Hmmmm..


i swam the width of the shannon in athlone down by the weir at 2 in the morning butt nakid just for a wager of halfa quarter pounder.

I stole a urinal out of the jaxer of a nightclub in athlone

I drove from athlone to moate for a bag of chips. (thats not one im proud of)

I beat Aussie rugby legend Joe Roff and 6 of the Oxford University rugby teams players at a Guinness drinking race in Coppers

I cockblocked myself and didnt shag the 48 year old milf.

Was in a chipper bent drunk at around 6pm after an Ireland 6 nations game and this young boy asked me whats does that say on the back of that mans coat.. i looked up and seen 2 cops, i said "son -that says Garda, its the Irish word for Bacon " the whole chipper burst out laughing. I got my chips and fcuked off rapidly

Jack Sheehan

5 starred Kinght of Cidonia on expert? God I'm sad.

craggles

Fizman wrote: »

Broke into a well protected building site and climbed a crane almost top to bottom.

I passed it a few days later and I'm convinced that if I did it sober i'd be gone.

Same thing but in gale force winds after a pint of whiskey, and i ran along the length of the ****ing crane. Stupidest thing i've ever done. Took the crane driver's lunch and his willie nelson cd's, and a copy of the Da Vinci code, which i dropped on the way down. It took a good 6 seconds to hit the ground, that was sobering...

Jesus Juice

I Killed a man with a trident.

ShagNastii

went out last christmas to messrs mcguires. And ended up in Drumcondra

And even though I am Korean And my english is very bad . I pulled an irish man, with a penis size of Korean mans

Poor Uncle Tom

My Driving Test...

It was a long time ago.... I was soooo nervous.... I had about 10 vodkas.... it was catching up to me as I was driving around.... I remember stumbling out of the test centre with the hiccups.... and I passed.

Tar.Aldarion

Wrote most of my thesis, it was 3 times too long and needed editing!

CL32

On a drunken whim me and a mate booked flights to Amsterdam for ourselves and his (sleeping) girlfriend to keep the party going. The flights were at 11 am the next day. We spent about sixty quid in a taxi from his gaff to mine to get my passport and then to the airport. We sat drinking in the departure lounge to pass the time and missed our flight. We managed to get seats on the next one so kept on drinking. He went to the jacks and i fell asleep for about five minutes. When I woke up I was in the horrors and refused to go. I went out and got a bus back into town at about three o'clock. I woke up at the back of the bus on o'connell st at about nine that night. Must have done the return leg a few times.

That was the most impressive waste of cash I've ever had while drunk. I was paying for the flights for weeks. I did manage to recoup a few quid on the free bus journeys but not enough to make it worthwhile.

They still went though and had a ball by all accounts.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Coloured in my entire face with one stick of eyeliner at my seventeenth coz I...I dunno. When people were looking at the photos after they kept saying "Aw that's lousy! Did they do that to you when you were asleep? And on your birthday!" and I'd reply "Actually no I di...yeah they're lousy aren't they? ****. Grrrr."

madmik

ShagNastii wrote: »

went out last christmas to messrs mcguires. And ended up in Drumcondra

And even though I am Korean And my english is very bad . I pulled an irish man, with a penis size of Korean mans

awaaaaaa.r u too ugly to get played with?

RandolphEsq

Wandered off in a foreign city through the dark narrow streets seeking out filthy pickpockets hoping to dispose of them in the silent night. Ended up in a brothel. Her name was Rio, like the river. Next day was on the beach and saw her dancing in the sand.

shotgun mike

Fell asleep on a bart outside san francisco and woke up at the end of the line three hours away. Had no money for a taxi but was kindly offered a place to stay by this guy who had conveniently also fallen asleep.

Turns out he was a vietnam vet. Smoked a load of pot with him and then he just dropped into conversation he was gay. Came on to me a few times. was very, very paranoid. slept with one eye open and bolted from the house the next morning.

fun.

GalwayKiefer

Was in London visiting a friend, drinking all day after starting in Church, pizza after the pub and fell asleep on the tube at the end of the line on the last train. Took 2 and a half hours to drunkenly get back to her's on various night buses. Worst of all I thought I was carrying half a pizza in the box, turned out to be one slice and some crusts.

Woke up the morning after my 20th and couldn't fine my phone, searched everywhere and eventually gave up and make some tea...found my phone in the fridge behind the butter.

Mimikyu

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