How did your FIRST relationship end?

Foxhound38

And now for something completely different...

Saw the thread here in AH asking how your last relationship ended, but for some reason made me cast my mind back to how my first relationship ended. I was about 16 and going out with this girl for around 2 months at this stage. Anyways, Valentines Day was coming up but being the eejit that I was back then I thought to myself "Valentines Day is just a made-up holiday designed to make a quick fortune for the greeting card companies. I'm sure she'll understand!" (not a mistake I made twice, never underestimate the importance of made-up holidays!). I imparted this sage wisdom to a friend of mine who, little did I know was trying to get in there with herself. So the next time he was talking to her, he told her I mentioned something about a big surprise dinner to him, and of course she was overjoyed! She came down to my house at Valentines Day, dressed up to the nines, and lets just say she wasnt too impressed by my "screw the greeting card companies" attitude, ending it right then and there. Later did I find out that the lad who got her hopes up arrived at her door later with a CD to "help her feel better". Ha, gotta hand it to the guy, certaintly planned his move! The same couple are now happily married so I guess I cant hold a grudge :pac:

So how did it happen with ye?

Reganio 2

Will let you know when it happens

Jemmy

Foxhound38 wrote: »

And now for something completely different...

Saw the thread here in AH asking how your last relationship ended

Eh thats not different! :rolleyes:

SV

lost her number.

Terry

She cheated. Same as every one of them.

tony1kenobi

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Valentines Day was coming up but being the eejit that I was back then I thought to myself "Valentines Day is just a made-up holiday designed to make a quick fortune for the greeting card companies. I'm sure she'll understand!

Don't ever second guess yourself. Your friend is a poof and that chick got murdered for expecting things in a situation where she had no right to expect anything.

Yours,

Mystic Meg.

Biggins

With us breaking up.
...like duh!

m83

Two shy 12 year olds.. we were scared to talk to eachother. Damn, if only i had known then what i know now!

Raze_them_all

I wanted to go off with someone else.

deleriumtremens

I chopped off my ding dong in a meat slicer!!

Raze_them_all

Biggins wrote: »

With us breaking up.
...like duh!

tell the truth, a shady government organization approached you to go undercover in a child labour camp...

monkeyfudge

She got married behind my back... the guys mother performed the ceremony... creepy or what?

Biggins

Raze_them_all wrote: »

tell the truth, a shady government organization approached you to go undercover in a child labour camp...

LOL - aye and I said "yes"

The thinking was that its was better to be in a Labour camp than be in Fianna Fail one!

Creamy Goodness

first one won't end until both my hands are chopped off.

if that happens then i'll just remove a couple of ribs.

ciano1

Misheard her DOB as being 83....It was really 93 :P

Guards wern't too happy

Same as the rest. He thought his plot to take over the world was more important than mine. Fool.

Cupcake_Crisis

he broke up with me because i told his friend he was bein g mean to me. All very childish stuff

The Saint

Same as the rest of them............murder.

FearDark

Her fanny smelt like 1000 armpits... as much as a novelty as sex was back then, it had to end...

Muffdiving FTW

Cupcake_Crisis

FearDark wrote: »

Her fanny smelt like 1000 armpits... as much as a novelty as sex was back then, it had to end...

Muffdiving FTW

....you should have washed her

FearDark

Cupcake_Crisis wrote: »

....you should have washed her

The stinky b1tch shoulda washed herself, as for that muff...!

Crash

Hmmm after two years she said she wasnt in love with me - got with that guy who i figured was trying to be more than a friend - turned out to be a gay and a cryer during sex. Have moved on quite happily :P

Latchy

Just like that ! We were to young for a relationship of sorts but remained friends for years after .

Mahatma coat

First relationship ended when I was nabbed gettin off with one of her sisters friends. So I dont do that anymore, oh nosireeBob I check to see if the know my GF first nowadays

minidazzler

Foxhound38 wrote: »

The same couple are now happily married so I guess I cant hold a grudge :pac:

So how did it happen with ye?

Yes you can hold a Grudge, it's easy, Now I want you to go and sleep with that woman!!! You owe it to yourself...

Going Waterforward wrote: »

Hmmm after two years she said she wasnt in love with me - got with that guy who i figured was trying to be more than a friend - turned out to be a gay and a cryer during sex. Have moved on quite happily :P

How do you know both these things???:eek::eek::eek:

Crash

We had a strange drunken conversation about half a year later :P

00112984

He found out that I was really 15.

I found out that he was married with two kids.

Actually, he's comes out looking much better from this story.

Jet Black

She was playing a game with the rest of my mates.

Then she called it truth or dare.

Now I call it fuking them

monkeyfudge

heymcflyx wrote: »

She was playing a game with the rest of my mates.

Then she called it truth or dare.

Now I call it fuking them

At least it wasn't called two girls, one cup!

Nevyn

I fúcked her brother, cos I was fed up with her cos she was a right headwrecker.

useful_contacts

We were both 12- was a summer romance:) aw:)

He went back home after spending the summer with his aunt who lived in my estate, and a week later his sister called my house phone to tell me he had a new girlfriend

My heart was broken:(

Met him the day of our leaving cert and he informed me he was gay:eek:

Foxhound38

minidazzler wrote: »

Yes you can hold a Grudge, it's easy, Now I want you to go and sleep with that woman!!! You owe it to yourself...

You know what, you're right! Time to call to their door and demand what is mine! :pac:

beertons

Her sister.......ooopsie

Lab_Mouse

a stabbing..bit messy tbh,hasnt happened since thank god

IronLifter

well simple..after a year of hardship, stopped caring and we both met other ppl lol EASY

Reganio 2

I am worried that most of the girls on boards seem to turn men gay

minidazzler

Thaedydal wrote: »

I fúcked her brother, cos I was fed up with her cos she was a right headwrecker.

Took me a while to figure what you were saying here!!!! With all the She's, and I was thinkin, Thaed is a girl??? what's the story here, eventually the penny dropped!!!!


My first one ended the same as my last one, because they are one in the same. Not badly, but she was a crazy person!!!!!

admiralofthefleet

a combination of me doing the dirt, peer pressure and not being able to keep my hands off girls

Pighead

Thaedydal wrote: »

I fúcked her brother, cos I was fed up with her cos she was a right headwrecker.

That's a terrible thing to do to your sister, Thaedydaldydal. Shame on you.

ahyeah

I broke it off with her cos my older cousin who I really looked up to, called her a little monkey.

monkeyfudge

ahyeah wrote: »

I broke it off with her cos my older cousin who I really looked up to, called her a little monkey.

Can I get her number?

Agent Smith

Pighead wrote: »

That's a terrible thing to do to your sister, Thaedydaldydal. Shame on you.

i see what you did there.


she went off with some other guy

skyhighflyer

I over-inflated her

Reganio 2

Can't believe it took 3 pages in After Hours and I don't wanna do it but it has to be done

"I left YORE MA cause she got pregnant with you"

I feel dirty

Kirnsy

i thought her ma was her (hotter) sister.....

Pighead

Pighead's first relationship ended tragically back in 1988 when the girl of his dreams slipped off the sea wall and drowned whilst in the process of writing her dear Pighead a letter of love.

Her name was Anna Valentino and she was Pighead's beautiful Italian penpal. All of a sudden she stopped writing and as she was from a seaside town the above scenario is surely the only logical reason to explain the ending of the letters of love.

Latchy

I always liked Romeo and Juliet to .

Raze_them_all

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead's first relationship ended tragically back in 1988 when the girl of his dreams slipped off the sea wall and drowned whilst in the process of writing her dear Pighead a letter of love.

Her name was Anna Valentino and she was Pighead's beautiful Italian penpal. All of a sudden she stopped writing and as she was from a seaside town the above scenario is surely the only logical reason to explain the ending of the letters of love.

Pighead wrote as Pighead before the internet?

Duiske

We were 15. Her mother hated me, thought I was just after one thing. I swore that I was only interested in her as a person, but her mother won Damn it, I knew I should have nailed her the night she got drunk at my cousins 18th.

MIN2511

I cheated

brendansmith

I ate her house