Which Star Trek kid would you be?

Derek Coleman · 28-01-2009 3:28pm #1

I've been thinking of the main kids in Star Trek lately and wanted to know which one of these characters would you rather have been?
There are 4 main characters that stand out from the rest. Wesley, Alexander, Jake, Nog.
Each of them are the child of a single parent!! And each of them are Male. Where are the female teenagers? Strange.

Wesley: Very intelligent, Hot girl friends throughout the show, Questionably Gay!!

Alexander: Son of a great Klingon, Pain in the arse, Couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag!!

Jake: Very mature, Lived on an exciting space station, He was Boring!!

Nog: Unfortunately born short and ugly, No females in his life, Promising Starfleet career.

So if you had to pick one of these guys to be, who would it be? Consider the life they had on screen and what life they may have had after we last seen them.

I'm gonna go for Nog. I know his looks are an acquired taste but its proven that Ferengi's can get hot women in that time and age. Just look at what his dad got! And he had a good career in front of him. The other 3 were just lay abouts. Never happy with what they were given. I'll take my chances being Nog.

IvySlayer · 28-01-2009 4:07pm

You missed Naomi Wildman. Born into a strange world, a ship travelling home. I'd be like her. I'm a different gender, but she's like me.

Kiith · 28-01-2009 4:45pm

Derek Coleman wrote: »

Wesley: Very intelligent, Hot girl friends throughout the show, Questionably Gay!!

Questionably? :rolleyes:

IvySlayer wrote: »

You missed Naomi Wildman. Born into a strange world, a ship travelling home. I'd be like her. I'm a different gender, but she's like me.

You are an annoying little bitch with absolutly no point to your existense?

nyarlothothep · 28-01-2009 4:48pm

Most definitely, eloping with the traveller was very gay

What about Echeb, the borg Wesley on Voyager.

somuj · 28-01-2009 5:23pm

Wat bout that complete waste of space Kes? She was such a ~*&^%$$£

Kiith · 28-01-2009 6:00pm

somuj wrote: »

Wat bout that complete waste of space Kes? She was such a ~*&^%$$£

Ya, but we were allowed to perv on Kes...not so much the others :pac:

Derek Coleman · 29-01-2009 12:21am

Ah I dont think Echeb or Naomi Wildman really count. They are absolute nobodies compared to the main 4.

And yet again they both come from a broken home! Well I dont know if Borg assimilation counts.

User45701 · 29-01-2009 3:02pm

i hated wesley the most, but given the choice it would be him for the simple reason he somehow managed to get a seat on the bridge of the flagship at a very young age, if you where him you wouldnt have to act like he does, say the ****e he comes out with or be anything like him besides his position.