How Do You Make Money Online?

the lil man

Hi,
i have just left my job and i want to make money online, but i dont know a good way and i have tried them stupid scams saying"300euro an hour" but obviously they dont work!!:eek:
If you make money online how do you do it??

AlmightyCushion

I'm a camwhore.

shenanigans1982

If you live up to your name some sick people will pay money for naked pics.

Jimbo

I just got lucky.
The UK National Lottery picked my email account randomly as a winner of Six Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling (£600,000.00).

I've sent them on my details and paid the £400 release fee, but I have yet to recieve my money.

busted flush

the lil man wrote: »

Hi,
i have just left my job and i want to make money online, but i dont know a good way and i have tried them stupid scams saying"300euro an hour" but obviously they dont work!!:eek:
If you make money online how do you do it??

poker.its how i make my living for the last 3 years!

Diabhal Beag

If you help me I will make you money online. All you have to do is give me your bank account details so that I can lodge some money in your account. I am also a rich Nigerian price BTW

Terry

the lil man wrote: »

Hi,
i have just left my job and i want to make money online, but i dont know a good way and i have tried them stupid scams saying"300euro an hour" but obviously they dont work!!:eek:
If you make money online how do you do it??

Well Killian, I'd start by posting my name and address here and asking for everyone to send me a fiver.

It just might work.

the lil man

ye doubt it will work ...
eh not really great at poker but what website do you use

weeder

start a free porno site and live off the ads

the lil man

what ads

jill_valentine

You can get an infintesimally small payout by doing hours and hours of surveys...

Abi

the lil man wrote: »

i have tried them stupid scams saying"300euro an hour" but obviously they dont work!!:eek:
If you make money online how do you do it??

LOL / or react as if Ive just witness a crash.


Cant decide

biko

Start an online community
Have lots of posters
???
Profit

Random

OP, don't mind them. I have a pretty good business and I'm looking for some help. It may require some contribution from yourself but the returns will be worth it!

Drop me a PM if you've rather discuss off thread.

the lil man

where and how

Random

Random wrote: »

OP, don't mind them. I have a pretty good business and I'm looking for some help. It may require some contribution from yourself but the returns will be worth it!

Drop me a PM if you've rather discuss off thread.

He PMed me.

Capt'n Midnight

be careful , a friend of mine was making money on line
big money too
then he got arrested

the notes were about 3mm too big

AlmightyCushion

Random wrote: »

He PMed me.

Ha ha ha. Wait I want in!!!!!!

the lil man

what was he doing

Zorba

Currency trading

zonEEE

ebay
poker
website with ads

and use google.ie for the rest of your research

jester77

Patent something silly and then sue everyone for it

AlmightyCushion

jester77 wrote: »

Patent something silly and then sue everyone for it

*patents the word silly and sues jester*

jester77

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

*patents the word silly and sues jester*

Professey Chin

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

*patents the word silly and sues jester*

*patents patenting the word silly and suing jester and sues cushion*
How do you like it eh:pac:

Davidius

Start a really bad gaming webcomic about yourself and your fake friends. Grow legions of fanboys. Make a ****ty animated series and get them to pay you for it.

Remember:
Fast, efficient webcomic making involves copying and pasting your artwork in each panel. Make sure there's lots of text and that your artwork barely passes as decent!
Also don't forget to be an asshole! :pac:

Professey Chin

Davidius wrote: »

Start a really bad gaming webcomic about yourself and your fake friends. Grow legions of fanboys. Make a ****ty animated series and get them to pay you for it.

Remember:
Fast, efficient webcomic making involves copying and pasting your artwork in each panel. Make sure there's lots of text and that your artwork barely passes as decent!
Also don't forget to be an asshole! :pac:

Someone doesnt like ctrl+alt+del

li@mo

paddypower.com

i put 30 cent on berbatov to score first tonight........i won 1.50

happy days.

.......now to place it as a stake on when the world will end.......hmmm....

AlmightyCushion

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

*patents patenting the word silly and suing jester and sues cushion*
How do you like it eh:pac:

*patents patenting and sues Ultimate chin and myself*

Davidius

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Someone doesnt like ctrl+alt+del

Now whatever gave you that idea? :pac:

No I don't like it.

Professey Chin

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

*patents patenting and sues Ultimate chin and myself*

Well if AlmightyCushion is gonna patent patenting and sue the patent penders patent holders patenting.....then I would have sex with myself

Duiske

li@mo wrote: »

.......now to place it as a stake on when the world will end.......hmmm....

21 - 12 - 2012. Sure everyone knows that. Collecting your winnings is gonna be a problem though.

Permabear

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BaRcOe

You wana make money online?

Stop paying your internet service provider 20 odd quid a month for your internet.

20x 12 = 240 a year.


hmm

CuLT

You.

Professey Chin

CuLT wrote: »

You.

Me?

5starpool

Sell your organs on ebay. You can also sell your soul and quite probably your pubic hair as well.

javaboy

CuLT wrote: »

You.

.php?

CamperMan

build a popular website.. then fill it with Google Adsense ads.... try it

K-9

Put Yore Mas name and address on this thread.

CuLT

javaboy wrote: »

.php?

Yes, my patented money generating PHP script *ssh*

javaboy

CuLT wrote: »

Yes, my patented money generating PHP script *ssh*

ssh has nothing to do with PHP and it was invented long before your time. Are you sure you're a techno-watsit?

Rabies

I told people I'd do something crazy for charity. Something mad like stand naked in front of the Spire. Ha, poor sick kids. Ya right!

CuLT

javaboy wrote: »

ssh has nothing to do with PHP and it was invented long before your time. Are you sure you're a techno-watsit?

So help me I'll SSH your keys so far up your tunnel you won't know whether or not your privates are public.

Time Magazine

CuLT wrote: »

So help me I'll SSH your keys so far up your tunnel you won't know whether or not your privates are public.

Post reported for personal abuse.

You smelly bastard.

FearDark

OP sounds like Karl Pilkington, if ya dont know him - google him.

Capt'n Midnight

5starpool wrote: »

Sell your organs on ebay. You can also sell your soul and quite probably your pubic hair as well.

start selling your invisible friends too

DRice

cant you make money from online blogging or clicking adds or something anyone any useful links?

dioltas

Sell some Irish air/turf/water to americans on ebay.

gerky

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

start selling your invisible friends too

I'm starting to get really worried about mine, I haven't seen him in days..........

K-9

gerky wrote: »

I'm starting to get really worried about mine, I haven't seen him in days..........

I'd watch him if I where you.