Whats your poison for self destruct mode?

banshee_bones

We all have it, a certain alcoholic beverage that makes us do bad/questionable/strange things.... (apart from normal drunken behaviour that is!)

I know wine makes some of my friends cry uncontrollably...
I know other friends who will start fights from drinking cider....

for me when i may be recovering from an emotional trauma or break up of some kind or just up to get rotten drunk it would appear that jagerbombs seem to mess me up quite well and leave me feeling like im about to have a heart attack and render me incapable of sleeping resulting in having the shakes for the remaining 12 hours!

So do tell.... when your on "self destruct mode" what will it be???!!!

monkeyfudge

Absinthe of course.

mardybumbum

Vodka + Red Bull = Crazy Time^2

banshee_bones

that would be kinda hard to get a hold of here in Ireland wouldnt it??!

Fizman

Well Jagermeister and Red Bull has the effect of deleting quite a few of my memory cells, even on nights when i'm not completely balloobas. For that reason I have a serious issue with forgetting peoples names, and its like I have to keep reintroducing myself each time! Haven't had some in a good while though.

MizzLolly

Tequilla = Lolly Destruction!






EDIT: red wine gets me friskaaay! :pac:

Pighead

Absinthe as well here. Pighead once crushed a live dwarf with a stuffed dinosaur whilst under the spell of the green fairy. Or it could have been a stuffed dwarf with a live dinosaur. Either way, Pigheads mind was not his own that week.

arybvtcw0eolkf

I've been hitting my self destruct button for the last few hours.

It comes in a bottle, with a black label and its called Vodka.

In awhile I'll listen to Paul Brady's 'The Island', then I'll go to bed thinking about all the people I really fvcking hate, the fvcker's I really would hurt right now.

Believe it or not I'll pray, not a constructed prayer like the fvcking Hail Mary or some sh*t. But I'll pray for those who I sincerely care about, I often think about the people I've hurt in my past when I'm feeling like this.

I won't sleep well, because I seldom totally switch off.

Then in the morning (I'm not in work) I'll curse myself, then I'll hit boards.ie and search my posts to see if I've made a gee of myself.

Tomorrow, I might curse the OP of this thread.

I've a lot of fvcking demon's.
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m5ex9oqjawdg2i

What? You can't blame your attitude, anger or something stupid thing you did on what type of drink you drank that night... I don't change no matter what I drink, it's all in your heads

monkeyfudge

You know you're in for a good time when there's a polar bear bleeding on the label.

sassa

double vodka + double jack daniels + coke = 1 very nice drink with side effects!!

Latchy

Some very honest answers here With me it's the Meths !






course I'm only joking .

nite nite

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Vodka in any serious amount (more than a shoulder) tends to send me pretty bananas. I'll generally wake up with only the vaguest idea of what I got up to before going to sleep, and yet the most acute feeling of shame and mortification.

Beer I'm grand on, wine I'm alright, whiskey makes me happay, gin makes me violently ill, shots I can take like a pro, but I don't really like them anymore (well, the odd tequila or four to finish a night up nicely like)

Hande hoche!

Cheap wine necked from the bottle.

Webmonkey

Has to be Double Vodka and Coke

deleriumtremens

Absinthe turns me into a different person. Then again, the atoms in your body are constantly being swapped with the enviroment, rendering the concept of a self invalid.

Insect Overlord

I usually turn to chocolate. I'm a manly man!

I'd imagine Southern Comfort would be the drink I'd turn to, seeing as it's the only stuff I've ever had to taste before and after digestion...

An honourable mention for Jagermeister too, racing friends through triple-measures is always hilarious.

4zn76tysfajdxp

I hope I don't come across as a lightweight but a cup of tea really fúcks me up, I've ruined weddings and the likes over it.

Mimikyu

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Local-womanizer

JD and coke.

But I can feel myslef getting pissed off after about 5 or so and I cool the drinking.Still results in me roaring abuse at some fat doll trying to dance then me running off when she thinks Iam intrested in a tackle.Not having any of it:pac:

sassa

Emory Rancid Unit wrote: »

I hope I don't come across as a lightweight but a cup of tea really fúcks me up, I've ruined weddings and the likes over it.

when you start with the earl grey you'll know you've gone too far!!

arybvtcw0eolkf

Listened to Paul Brady's 'The Island'.

I'm fairly fvcking hammered, thoughts & images of those poor people in Gaza and the same people I met in Lebanon are fvcking me around.. Yup, Vodka's my friend indeed.

Bed or another glass?.


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Ass

Double vodka and lime cordial. I don't mind a double vodka and orange as a substitute but its not as nice. Makes for a ****ed up very expensive night. The last time I was let lose on those I woke up in my bed with a broken arm, and I dont remember how it happened or how I got there.

Jesus Juice

Toilet Duck.

iPlop

banshee_bones wrote: »

We all have it, a certain alcoholic beverage that makes us do bad/questionable/strange things.... (apart from normal drunken behaviour that is!)

I know wine makes some of my friends cry uncontrollably...
I know other friends who will start fights from drinking cider....

for me when i may be recovering from an emotional trauma or break up of some kind or just up to get rotten drunk it would appear that jagerbombs seem to mess me up quite well and leave me feeling like im about to have a heart attack and render me incapable of sleeping resulting in having the shakes for the remaining 12 hours!

So do tell.... when your on "self destruct mode" what will it be???!!!

Whiskey it's the only drink to get me going.I havn't drank it in ten years.Id be fightin' the trees in the garden if I drank it

iPlop

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Toilet Duck.

mix with varnish

4zn76tysfajdxp

Mairt wrote: »

Bed or another glass?.


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Another bottle I think.

iPlop

Mairt wrote: »

Listened to Paul Brady's 'The Island'.

I'm fairly fvcking hammered, thoughts & images of those poor people in Gaza and the same people I met in Lebanon are fvcking me around.. Yup, Vodka's my friend indeed.

Bed or another glass?.


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another glass mad cnut!!

Captain Darling

Vodka and red bull = absolutely no recollection of anything that happened that night. I fcuking hate the stuff.

banshee_bones

Septic Leper wrote: »

mix with varnish

I believe Father Jack is partial to some of that every now and then

rossie1977

all alcohol has the same effect on me, none have ever made me go mental, haven't tried absinthe yet though

Bakharwaldog

Buckfast.

Possibly the catholic churchs greatest achievement?

Kold

Jagerbombs for making a fool out of myself on the dancefloor. Gin for making a passive man violent.

Abi

Gin has like oestro... Ouestro.. Fúckit. eastrogen in it?

"Umm so why the tears purdy lady?"

"B-b-b-because Gordon s-s-said-d Iv-ve got f-fat th-thighs-s"

*back snot*

funk-you

JD with anything sugary. Mischievous, very mischievous nights have been had.

-Funk

Smart Bug

Fukkedfast. I've had an argument with a lamp post after drinkin that stuff.

Fajitas!

Wine, Vodka or whiskey. I don't really touch them anymore.

I can drink absinthe or chartruese no worries, get a bit of vodka or whiskey (Or worse, both) and game over.

Wine just makes me sick. Eugh.

ScumLord

Jameson. After a couple of Jamesons I blackout and evil me takes over for the night. Then I have to deal with the consequences in the morning.

Loopy

Cosmopolatians... rocket fuel for me, I have done some weird things whilst drinking them..

javaboy

A couple of bottles of Becks and I'm out of control!

stovelid

Shamefully, most spirits.

jim o doom

I'd say large amounts of whiskey or buckfast. But I tend to do more unpredictable things when drinking cocktails.. I don't need to be in a self destruct mode or anything, just the high speed imbibement of booze that tastes like fruity goodness tends to increase the amount consumed and shorten the amount of time it's consumed in.. = wahey I don't know what I'm doing!

banshee_bones

jim o doom wrote: »

I'd say large amounts of whiskey or buckfast. But I tend to do more unpredictable things when drinking cocktails.. I don't need to be in a self destruct mode or anything, just the high speed imbibement of booze that tastes like fruity goodness tends to increase the amount consumed and shorten the amount of time it's consumed in.. = wahey I don't know what I'm doing!

the few times that iv had a feed of cocktails have usually resulted in uncontrollable fits of laugher , me doing all the laughing that is.. no idea why!

themadchef

Jack Daniels, no ice, no dash... in fact a glass isint even necessary.

A week to recover and 11 years since i done it. My kidney never forgave me.

admiralofthefleet

black bush. i love it but it doesnt love me. im normally ok having about 4 but anything after that and i turn into a lunatic, anyone who was at the first bgrh beers will know this

Dyr

gin=angry time

hobochris

It has to be long island ice tea with neat double jd chasers...
best destructive drink combo ever.

5 or 6 of these combo's and all recollection of the night is lost.

who007

Absinthe - and I ain't goin into any explanations!

SEPT 23 1989

Knacker's Champagne (Bulmers Cider)

beerbaron

Jaeger. I wont touch the stuff anymore.

I once ended up naked except for a sock and a t shirt wandering around my back garden looking for "the people", whoever they are.

All the while there was a naked chick lying on the couch wanting more sex,
but I was more concerned in searching for "the people" :rolleyes:

petes

Jack Daniels. Barred myself from drinking the stuff years ago after some incidents!!