If you could be...

tony1kenobi

If you could be one other person in history who would you be?

I am just watching Elvis on Tour. A few years ago I read the books Last train to Memphis and the other one.....I am pretty sure I'd be Elvis....e.ven though he died as he did.

Who would you be? Apart from my ma or I suck or cank swok?

Sherifu

Hitler.

Biggins

Sherifu wrote: »

Hitler.

Wot! :eek:

A one ball lobsided, crappy painter - No thanks!

Hard Larry

Dolores McNamara

dr.bollocko

Jack Kerouac, Jimmy Page or Mary Harney.

ahmed89

mohammed ali

Aodan83

Superman. Or Hugh Heffner.(Is there a difference?:D)

themadchef

I'm so coming back as a man... the Heff or The Hoff

I'd prefer the Hoff, least his ride made sense.

SoupyNorman

Aodan83 wrote: »

Superman. Or Hugh Heffner.(Is there a difference?:D)

Ahhh, superman...A treasure in Earths history.



Darwin for me. Take that religion, I just proved there is no god....here comes the denial.

demakinz

ron jeremy----james hetfield

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the hef

Otis Driftwood

Gandhi,but Id buy a big feck off bazooka.:D

Hank Scorpio

micheal jackson.

Holsten

Jesus, but I'd keep my mouth shut.

giggsy664

Osama.

I mean obama. Fock. always make that mistake.

iPlop

nuxxx wrote: »

micheal jackson.

paedo cnut! would you not rather be long dong silver;)

iPlop

giggsy664 wrote: »

Osama.

I mean obama. Fock. always make that mistake.

Obama is from Kenya .....Arrrh conspiracy thread sorry lads

antodeco

That 3 titted woman in Total Recall.

Mark200

giggsy664 wrote: »

Osama.

I mean obama. Fock. always make that mistake.

Well you're not the only one on the internet who keeps mixing up their B's and S's

Ross_Mahon

Bill Gates for all the money, I would also change history so that Vista would never be created, Instead work on Windows Whopper.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Indiana Jones.

OldGoat

Me ma. See seems to get all the action.

OldGoat

Mark200 wrote: »

Well you're not the only one on the internet who keeps mixing up their B's and S's

Causes havoc over in the SDBM forum.

shenanigans1982

bravestarr082 wrote: »

Ahhh, superman...A treasure in Earths history.

You do know he's an alien, right?

I'd probably be Bono to stop him being such a waster.

Wagon

Hunter S. Thompson.

And it would have to be in the 70s, when you could get away with fun stuff.

ScumLord

Jesus but I'd open a wine company instead.

who007

Billy the Kid - would llove to have lived in the Wild West!

ordinary_story

Jim Carey, but I would insist on Directing, Producing and starring as the main character in the film version of the Darwin Awards
Then I would insist on doing my own stunts:cool:

cmcsoft

Pele......legend

LorraineL

Jessica Rabbit. what a woman...

Hard Larry

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

You do know he's an alien, right?

I'd probably be Bono to stop him being such a waster.

You know he's an alien, right? :pac:

admiralofthefleet

kevin federline, just for the fact that he saw britneys chuff

Puddleduck

LorraineL wrote: »

Jessica Rabbit. what a woman...

Yea, but look who she chose to love, jesus but shed her ideals messed up.

Id be anyone but me *cries in the corner*

LorraineL

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

kevin federline, just for the fact that he saw britneys chuff

Didn't everyone??:D

ordinary_story

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

kevin federline, just for the fact that he saw britneys chuff

Ya but he also had to see her the next morning WITHOUT the makeup and airbrushing. He also had to listen to her talk:(

Lobelia Overhill

I'm pathetic, I can't ever think of anyone I'd like to be for any reason ... maybe Captain Kirk, if he'd been a girl ...

ordinary_story

Maybe Le Corbusier (the architect) just draw any auld sh1te on a piece of paper and get somebody to build it, then when it doesnt work blame them for not following the concept.
Also the way he went out-pure class!!

Heart attack, while swimming, got hit by a speed boat and drown.

Setun

ordinary_story wrote: »

Maybe Le Corbusier (the architect) just draw any auld sh1te on a piece of paper and get somebody to build it, then when it doesnt work blame them for not following the concept.
Also the way he went out-pure class!!

Heart attack, while swimming, got hit by a speed boat and drown.

Heh, I was just going to suggest Buckminster Fuller.

I'd say it'd be pretty fun to be Bill Bailey. He looks like he has a lot of fun.

Spore

Rick Ashley

Poloman

Hugh Heffner

LorraineL

If i had the option to come back as a man, Simon Cowell.

_feedback_

Lobelia Overhil wrote: »

I'm pathetic, I can't ever think of anyone I'd like to be for any reason ... maybe Captain Kirk, if he'd been a girl ...

You get a chance to be anyone in history and you still want to be a woman? Jeepers.

ejmaztec

I'd be Biffo and do a remake of the Elephant Man, without having to spend any time in make-up.

"I'm not a monster, I'm a taoiseach"