Deluded fools who think they can win at Poker

trailerparkboy · 12-01-2009 7:21pm #1

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

BigCityBanker · 12-01-2009 7:22pm

thanks, good post, would read again

opr · 12-01-2009 7:24pm

From post of the day but its fitting.

Opr

12-01-2009 7:26pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

Im guesssing you lost ALOT or cant play the game properly or both.

shoutman · 12-01-2009 7:26pm

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go wrong?

Amigomenor · 12-01-2009 7:27pm

Great post Trailerparkboy. Cant wait for the next installment.

KevIRL · 12-01-2009 7:27pm

we normally close up these things pretty quickly.

but meh. Have fun boys....

dannydiamond · 12-01-2009 7:27pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

Can someone help me I can't play,and I'm not very good at maths either.

FYP

Pulsar Eagle · 12-01-2009 7:27pm

shoutman wrote: »

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go wrong?

Happened you too, dam POKERs

Only thing now is hu4rolz!!!

zuutroy · 12-01-2009 7:27pm

imo

dannydiamond · 12-01-2009 7:29pm

shoutman wrote: »

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go wrong?

If you could have won playing poker,perhaps you could have afforded a better solictor to handle the divorce;)

Gillybean72 · 12-01-2009 7:29pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/ranking/342

shoutman · 12-01-2009 7:30pm

Gillcarr1972 wrote: »

http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/ranking/342

Yea but where does it say how much they have lost this year.............:rolleyes:

MrPillowTalk · 12-01-2009 7:35pm

I would issue the mandatory hu for gafs but Id rather not move out of my plush pad if I happened to win the trailer.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Variance imo

YULETIRED · 12-01-2009 7:38pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=037uSAIahho

meh I just like the song

OilBeefHooked2 · 12-01-2009 7:41pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

2 Tips to winning poker.

1. It's not a guessing game and 2 there's abit of maths involved, going by the above you've alot to learn on both counts.

Mr.Plough · 12-01-2009 7:41pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

happyoutscan · 12-01-2009 7:49pm

I'm up.:cool:

pgodkin · 12-01-2009 8:19pm

is this not the guy that ws on about buyin 8 wedge's out of centra cause it only costs 80c cause if he bulls a full box it costs two euroo and he was on about learning to play poker! he must have lost a whole big and small blind in the 1-2 plh in the fitz at the weekend!!:D

Mellor · 12-01-2009 8:24pm

Hi Chris,
Up to your old tricks as usual.

To be honest, the standard is slipping. Where are the glory days of trolling gone

newbie2 · 12-01-2009 8:27pm

phantom_lord · 12-01-2009 8:39pm

opr wrote: »

From post of the day but its fitting.

Opr

ah, just what the internet needs, more pictures of cats!

Enzo Scifo · 12-01-2009 9:55pm

trailerparkboy wrote: »

You cant win at poker simple as, id love to know how many people actually win money at poker here long term my guess would be 0/100, stop deluding yourselves you cant win at gambling and poker is gambling simple as that, lets say you want to play sit and gs max 6 people you would have to win 33% of the time to make it worth ye while which might happen in the short term but not the long term, so before ye deride this thread just be honest and admit to yeselves that ye have lost money at poker and probaly lost a lot.

Your dead right and everyone else mocking you are just fooling themselves. Please count me as your friend

. Please also text me anytime you are playing a cash yoke on the compacter like so that I can see your alegbra genius at work

. Poker is very simple. Remember, if you have none of the flop you have 8 chances of getting a hit with the next card. If your 2 cards match with the flop then fold, its very rare a quad bike comes along..

DeVore · 12-01-2009 9:58pm

DeV.

RoadSweeper · 12-01-2009 10:13pm

Hectorjelly · 12-01-2009 10:36pm

Jesus thats hideous

RoadSweeper · 12-01-2009 10:39pm

I unticked safe search on google

cardshark202 · 12-01-2009 11:31pm

tylerdurden94 · 12-01-2009 11:49pm

That picture is fcuking disgusting

digiman · 12-01-2009 11:58pm

RoadSweeper, you have an ill mind for putting that up

themadchef · 13-01-2009 12:11am

Roadsweaper, legend of a pic.

If any of the lads had planned on getting their groove on tonight you've gone and killed it

Degag · 13-01-2009 12:29am

phantom_lord wrote: »

ah, just what the internet needs, more pictures of pussy!

Now we're right.

Ste05 · 13-01-2009 12:36am

happyoutscan wrote: »

I'm up.:cool:

Chucky the tree · 13-01-2009 5:41am

shoutman wrote: »

It's true, I am posting from an internet cafe as I have lost my house, wife and laptop.

Where did it all go mostly wrong?

FYP.

newballsplease · 13-01-2009 6:15am

i cant win on paddypower.....

insomniak · 13-01-2009 7:59am

im up, sharkscope and pokertracker to prove it

avg hourly profit has moved up to $11 now so im very happy

a-k-47 · 13-01-2009 9:14am

insomniak wrote: »

im up, sharkscope and pokertracker to prove it

avg hourly profit has moved up to $11 now so im very happy

lol...

op has to be chris el delusionis

insomniak · 13-01-2009 9:48am

i need money though, i drink drive a lot and have wrote off 3 cars, and i owe the bank money.
i love poker

oneillMan999 · 13-01-2009 12:54pm

RoadSweeper wrote: »

few pints and there all the same :pac:

Samba · 13-01-2009 2:14pm

oneillMan999 wrote: »

few pints and there all the same :pac:

I'm disturbed by the lack of sarcasm in your post sir.

bubbleking · 13-01-2009 2:27pm

RoadSweeper wrote: »

iv done worse

YULETIRED · 13-01-2009 2:36pm

RoadSweeper wrote: »

What happens when a Leitrim man shags a pig.

El Stuntman · 13-01-2009 2:40pm

YULETIRED wrote: »

What happens when a Leitrim man shags a pig.

his father buys him his first pint?

YULETIRED · 13-01-2009 2:52pm

El Stuntman wrote: »

his father buys him his first pint?

because he is next ?

Mr.Plough · 13-01-2009 2:57pm

yuletireds posts are so full of fail

YULETIRED · 13-01-2009 2:59pm

Mr.Plough wrote: »

yuletireds posts are so full of fail

LOL, so why not post a pic that been posted several 1000s times, such chimpy irony.

tryig to impress yer buddies Mr Plough ? why not place me on yer ignore poster list ? roundypoos will show you how it's done.

onemorechance · 13-01-2009 3:07pm

I play cards and I think most of them are luck. With poker, I think for a beginner it's 100% luck, but the more you play, you can down the luck % and up the skill %, up to level where it's like 10% luck and 90% skill. That would be where I would see the pros on tv to be at. These guys that can consistently win big amounts and play in a tournament that goes for for hours and days. I have only really played Texas and a little Omaha, but that's how I see them games.

EDIT: Sorry for going back on topic somewhat!

Icarus152 · 13-01-2009 3:12pm

Thread Delivers.

Mr.Plough · 13-01-2009 3:16pm

YULETIRED wrote: »

LOL, so why not post a pic that been posted several 1000s times, such chimpy irony.

The pic makes me laugh whenever I see it, unlike tales of cowtipping, puitin, shagging sheep and whiskey in the jar

Van Dice · 13-01-2009 3:26pm

jesus christ roadsweeper

themilkyone · 13-01-2009 3:35pm

awesome thread

Deluded fools who think they can win at Poker

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