How do you want to die?

Snowie

personally I think there is only one way

120 mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj of a lovely 20 year old while doing a line of coke of her back and clmaxing and the cigerate i have in my hand falls into a pudel of eather which has been caused bye the fact ive got some in the boot and caboom i wont notice a thing....:)

Kold

The dying of a broken heart thing when old couples die, but wouldn't like to live more than a day after she goes.

Quazzie

I wanna die, by choice, 500 years after they find the cure for death.

Photi

/before everyone else/

Soundly asleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like his passengers

Puddleduck

Quickly..Hopefully

markesmith

roaring.

Hagar

Soon.


I could do with the rest.

Turncoat

In the arms of a blonde hooker with green eyes, 36-24-36;)

biko

With my hands untied.

Fizman

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

personally I think there is only one way

120 mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj of a lovely 20 year old while doing a line of coke of her back and clmaxing and the cigerate i have in my hand falls into a pudel of eather which has been caused bye the fact ive got some in the boot and caboom i wont notice a thing....:)

So you want to take a hot little 20 year old with you to hell?? P1ss off. Leave the hotties here, if you've had enough of this world then leave quietly and in an orderly fashion. Thanks. :pac:

Kold

Fizman wrote: »

So you want to take a hot little 20 year old with you to hell?? P1ss off. Leave the hotties here, if you've had enough of this world then leave quietly and in an orderly fashion. Thanks. :pac:

Psh, there's plenty of live 20 year old hotties out there for ya, some of us want some dead ones..

Snowie

Fizman wrote: »

So you want to take a hot little 20 year old with you to hell?? P1ss off. Leave the hotties here, if you've had enough of this world then leave quietly and in an orderly fashion. Thanks. :pac:

yeah why not isnt there a law thats says if you kill some one they do your biding in the after life ?? I'm thinkin a head .....

Ponster

Puddleduck wrote: »

Quickly..Hopefully

I'd much prefer slowly..taking about 60 years or so....

Frisbee

Heroically so I get a statue erected of me so we can see what I like covered in bird sh*t

Reganio 2

Going 180 KM/h on a motorcycle trying to save someone and succesfully doing it only to be shot down by the bad guys and I die in the arms of a crying Stephen Ireland over my body.

Perfection

Puddleduck

Ponster wrote: »

I'd much prefer slowly..taking about 60 years or so....

Why stop at 60. Hell you can die when you want here.

Cool_CM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

personally I think there is only one way

2.4mph on a mobility scooter getting a Bj of a lovely 67 year old while doing a line of viagra of her back, wheezing to a climax and the prune i have in my hand falls into a puddle of urine which has been caused by the fact i can no longer control my bladder. The lovely 67 year old leaves me gasping for air, robs my dentures and my medicine rack and leaves me to die alone with my pants around my ankles for my children and grandchildren to find me next time they visit, if they visit

Fixed for realism;)

Fizman

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

yeah why not isnt there a law thats says if you kill some one they do your biding in the after life ?? I'm thinkin a head .....

Tbh, I think your attitude is quite pungent.

Executive Steve

with my boots on.

piby

Like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LapvaK162qA

humanji

The same way I came into the world: kicking and screaming and covered in shìt, piss and after-birth.

Holsten

150 years +.

In a warm bed, asleep.

Fizman

humanji wrote: »

The same way I came into the world: kicking and screaming and covered in shìt, piss and after-birth.

You were covered in sh1t at birth? Dude, I hope your mom got that looked at! The front bum is only meant to make the drizzle, not the shizzle.

humanji

Fizman wrote: »

You were covered in sh1t at birth? Dude, I hope your mom got that looked at! The front bum is only meant to make the drizzle, not the shizzle.

Women can loose all control during birth. It's not as clean as in the movies.

Fizman

humanji wrote: »

Women can loose all control during birth. It's not as clean as in the movies.

Now your just being ridiculous.


/Unwillingly imagines humanjis mum pooing on his little head.

/Puts down lunch.

:pac:

humanji

And who said it was my mum that did it. My dad just gets a bit excited, that's all.

CreepingDeath

I want to be killed by police marksmen after a sniper rampage around Tallaght.

chin_grin

By taking as many gobsh!tes out with me as I can. Going postal has never been so tempting!

Degsy

I want to die of a heart attack aged 120 with one girl sitting on my face and another sitting on my cock.
Let them try to get the lid on the coffin.

Fizman

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I want to be killed by police marksmen after a sniper rampage around Tallaght.

Wouldn't be much of a sniper then would ya.

I was born on Jan 8th, same day as Elvis. So i think it would be fitting to go out like the King did. On my throne.

Turd Ferguson

Elbow deep in gee preferably

Snowie

Fizman wrote: »

Wouldn't be much of a sniper then would ya.

I was born on Jan 8th, same day as Elvis. So i think it would be fitting to go out like the King did. On my throne.

Elvis ain't dead, every one knows he was a Alien :rolleyes:

Tigger

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

personally I think there is only one way

120 mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj of a lovely 20 year old while doing a line of coke of her back and clmaxing and the cigerate i have in my hand falls into a pudel of eather which has been caused bye the fact ive got some in the boot and caboom i wont notice a thing....:)

that film is out now isn't it

Snowie

Tigger wrote: »

that film is out now isn't it

Is it ?

Agent Smith

up to my bollox with bibi baskin....

Tigger

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

Is it ?

it was hunter s that used tom go on about borrowing ferraries and picking up hitchhikers in tube tops so he could snort off their backs while getting head off them
and he was always going on about ether

Professey Chin

Like Apollo Creed.............without the beating

jdivision

How do I want to die? Quickly

Turd Ferguson

jdivision wrote: »

How do I want to die? Quickly

Done

marzic

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

personally I think there is only one way

120 mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj of a lovely 20 year old while doing a line of coke of her back and clmaxing and the cigerate i have in my hand falls into a pudel of eather which has been caused bye the fact ive got some in the boot and caboom i wont notice a thing....:)

Sounds cool... but there are far too many variables...not to be a killjoy or anything but heres an alternative outturn...

120mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj off a lovely 20 year old, you hoover up a line of coke off her back just as you are making the money shot, "Oh yeah baby, its all happenin now, wuu-hooooo", you get lightheaded, the hot ash from your cigarette drops onto her back, and rolls down the boreen of her hole, she screams(muffled), and throws her head up cracking you right under the chin, you feel your teeth severing the top of your tongue, your mouth begins to boil... the car by now is all over the road, you lock your arms on the wheel, shes screaming and trying to pull her head out from under your arm, you collide with the barrier and start to spin, the airbags go off, pinning her mouth-down on your dick again, which is like a pillar with all the coke and adrenalin, now shes gagging and screaming and chewing your lad asunder, you are screaming and trying to pull her head up, the cigi flicks outa your hand and into the ether soaked floormats, and sets fire to the inside of the car, the fire is raging now, you're trapped and on fire, the car finally comes to a stop...




...outside the fire station! what a stroke of luck, they rush out with extinguishers and such, and manage to pull you both outa the car, shes dead - asphixiation, but though you have 3rd degree burns over most your body you some how survive... and although they couldnt reattach your dick they give it to in a jar of olive oil and vinegar, pickled dick as it were...you live for a further 40 yrs in considerable pain and finally choke to death on a pea!


Be careful what you wish for...:cool:

GAAman

Same way as richard pryors da :D:cool:

DevilsBreath

marzic wrote: »

Sounds cool... but there are far too many variables...not to be a killjoy or anything but heres an alternative outturn...

120mph in a fast exotic sports car getting a Bj off a lovely 20 year old, you hoover up a line of coke off her back just as you are making the money shot, "Oh yeah baby, its all happenin now, wuu-hooooo", you get lightheaded, the hot ash from your cigarette drops onto her back, and rolls down the boreen of her hole, she screams(muffled), and throws her head up cracking you right under the chin, you feel your teeth severing the top of your tongue, your mouth begins to boil... the car by now is all over the road, you lock your arms on the wheel, shes screaming and trying to pull her head out from under your arm, you collide with the barrier and start to spin, the airbags go off, pinning her mouth-down on your dick again, which is like a pillar with all the coke and adrenalin, now shes gagging and screaming and chewing your lad asunder, you are screaming and trying to pull her head up, the cigi flicks outa your hand and into the ether soaked floormats, and sets fire to the inside of the car, the fire is raging now, you're trapped and on fire, the car finally comes to a stop...




...outside the fire station! what a stroke of luck, they rush out with extinguishers and such, and manage to pull you both outa the car, shes dead - asphixiation, but though you have 3rd degree burns over most your body you some how survive... and although they couldnt reattach your dick they give it to in a jar of olive oil and vinegar, pickled dick as it were...you live for a further 40 yrs in considerable pain and finally choke to death on a pea!


Be careful what you wish for...:cool:

What a way to run a guy's dream pff.

Would be laughing my ass of though.

thewing

With dignity...a luxury afforded to a lucky few in this country....

Ross_Mahon

Dual Gold Desert Eagles with a cigar in my mouth, then huge explosions going off behind me with 'Orff- O Fortuna' playing in the background, Then i take more bullets than Murphy in Robocop before lights out.

Professey Chin

thewing wrote: »

With dignity...a luxury afforded to a lucky few in this country....

Explain?

monkey9

Like John Entwistle

Photi

Let me die a youngman's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death

When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party

Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides

Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one

Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death

Roger McGough

tismenotyou

a sticky !! thrown from behind after a 50 kill streak ..
damn call of duty`s addictive ...

FlutterinBantam

Aaah like Elvis,on the pewter throne backing out a rich copper coloured hawser of well,impressive girth and nice sheen and marbled with sweetcorns and yellow peppers,so take me just before the 'plop'.

I would die happy.

antomorro-sei

Picking a fight with a suicide bomber tbh :cool:

Cool_CM

antomorro-sei wrote: »

Picking a fight with a suicide bomber tbh :cool:

They'd be "picking" you off the streets for weeks to come:D