How many times have you been caught pissing in the sink?

Mont · 08-01-2009 5:36pm #1

Right following on from the popular topic of pissing in sinks (ya you know you've done it) i thought i would start a thread.

Heres my story - i have been pissing in sinks now for a long time, so long i am not sure probably around 10 years. Im not sure how it started but for some reason i have continued on doing it, maybe beacuse i was paranoid of people hearing me going to the toilet. I piss everywhere - the toilet sink, kitchen sink, wherever doesnt bother me. Of course for hygiene reasons i have the tap running always so my piss doesnt linger in the basin and i always knock off any piss splatterings from the side with a handful of water and then proceed to wash my hands afterwards.

Anyways obviously this is not to everyones taste so this is my own little habit. I have been caught a number of times doing this (i can recall 3, 1 of which was unintentional) so i will give you the stories now.

1. I was a first year in Kevin St college in Dublin and it was the first week (this is the unintentional story) of term. I went into the toilet for the first time to take a piss and proceeded away. Anyways half way through i noticed something strange - they had mirrors in front of the urinals? Then i looked around and noticed that there were a lot more people pissing in the urinals behind me and only then i looked down and to my horror i saw 2 taps. I zipped up and never left a toilet so quickly. Thank God no-one knew me at the time as it must have looked a tad freaky.

2. Again in college, i was sharing a house with around 10 people - big house and 1 bedroom had ensuite. One evening inside in the bedroom with a few more, havin a few drinks and a laugh and i said i must go for a piss. So in i go, piss in the sink and out i come - fine. Then 1 of the girls askes so - "did you go", i replied ya. She then says "Do you not flush the toilet", i say oh i must have forgotten, then she says "all i heard was the tap running" and at this stage i realise that i might be in a spot of bother so she heads in and sees no traces of piss in the toilet and low and behold she declares "Youve just pissed in the sink". Of course i deny everything.

3. In my home in the spare toilet while there was a party going i forgot to lock the door and was pissing in the sink when one of friends just walked straight in and i was caught. We just actually laughed it off and i havnt heard about it since- thank God.

Anyone else being nabbed?

Run_to_da_hills · 08-01-2009 5:38pm

Never caught but used to do it in the Gaelteacht rather than pass through the kitchen to get to the jacks.

Degsy · 08-01-2009 5:39pm

I was caught crapping in somebody's bath before i had a chance to cover it with a facecloth.

Borneo Fnctn · 08-01-2009 5:40pm

Once. Tried to play it off as washing me cock. Which is no less embarassing anyway.

Abeyance · 08-01-2009 5:44pm

jackpalance wrote: »

Once. Tried to play it off as washing me cock. Which is no less embarassing anyway.

Hahahaha ... tbh have tears in my eyes laughing at that.

Have 3 toilets in my gaff and only 2 of us living here so never had the need ... but if i am ever stuck i do have 5 sinks around the place aswell ^^

Bluefoam · 08-01-2009 5:45pm

Sick

stovelid · 08-01-2009 5:45pm

Mont wrote: »

1. I was a first year in Kevin St college in Dublin and it was the first week (this is the unintentional story) of term. I went into the toilet for the first time to take a piss and proceeded away. Anyways half way through i noticed something strange - they had mirrors in front of the urinals? Then i looked around and noticed that there were a lot more people pissing in the urinals behind me and only then i looked down and to my horror i saw 2 taps. I zipped up and never left a toilet so quickly. Thank God no-one knew me at the time as it must have looked a tad freaky.

Don't really understand this one. You mistook a sink for a urinal?

Mont · 08-01-2009 5:45pm

stovelid wrote: »

Don't really understand this one. You mistook a sink for a urinal?

Ya it was early in the morning.

Naos · 08-01-2009 5:48pm

Also, why would you piss in the sink if there was a urinal/toilet there?

DanGerMus · 08-01-2009 5:48pm

Is it really that hard to tell the difference. I mean do you not generally look down before you begin.?!!?
Just stop pissing in the sink you ****ing dirty bollox.!!

ejmaztec · 08-01-2009 5:50pm

Is it better than Fairy Liquid?

Latchy · 08-01-2009 5:51pm

Do you remove the cups saucers dishs before doing so ? I suspect OP you an all those germs are are first term names by now .:p

Degsy · 08-01-2009 5:51pm

Naos wrote: »

Also, why would you piss in the sink if there was a urinal/toilet there?

Why have that tenth pint when nine would do?

deleriumtremens · 08-01-2009 5:51pm

Ive never been "caught" so to speak but one or two of the boys in 5th or 6th class were in the same toilets when I let flow into the sink. They passed no remarks tbh!

Vain · 08-01-2009 5:52pm

Mont wrote: »

Right following on from the popular topic of pissing in sinks (ya you know you've done it) i thought i would start a thread.

Heres my story - i have been pissing in sinks now for a long time, so long i am not sure probably around 10 years. Im not sure how it started but for some reason i have continued on doing it, maybe beacuse i was paranoid of people hearing me going to the toilet. I piss everywhere - the toilet sink, kitchen sink, wherever doesnt bother me. Of course for hygiene reasons i have the tap running always so my piss doesnt linger in the basin and i always knock off any piss splatterings from the side with a handful of water and then proceed to wash my hands afterwards.

Anyways obviously this is not to everyones taste so this is my own little habit. I have been caught a number of times doing this (i can recall 3, 1 of which was unintentional) so i will give you the stories now.

1. I was a first year in Kevin St college in Dublin and it was the first week (this is the unintentional story) of term. I went into the toilet for the first time to take a piss and proceeded away. Anyways half way through i noticed something strange - they had mirrors in front of the urinals? Then i looked around and noticed that there were a lot more people pissing in the urinals behind me and only then i looked down and to my horror i saw 2 taps. I zipped up and never left a toilet so quickly. Thank God no-one knew me at the time as it must have looked a tad freaky.

2. Again in college, i was sharing a house with around 10 people - big house and 1 bedroom had ensuite. One evening inside in the bedroom with a few more, havin a few drinks and a laugh and i said i must go for a piss. So in i go, piss in the sink and out i come - fine. Then 1 of the girls askes so - "did you go", i replied ya. She then says "Do you not flush the toilet", i say oh i must have forgotten, then she says "all i heard was the tap running" and at this stage i realise that i might be in a spot of bother so she heads in and sees no traces of piss in the toilet and low and behold she declares "Youve just pissed in the sink". Of course i deny everything.

3. In my home in the spare toilet while there was a party going i forgot to lock the door and was pissing in the sink when one of friends just walked straight in and i was caught. We just actually laughed it off and i havnt heard about it since- thank God.

Anyone else being nabbed?

What the difference in pissing in a sink to a urinal?

Naos · 08-01-2009 5:52pm

Bit of a difference Degsy.

There is pissing in an area that is specifically designed to be pissed in and then pissing in an area which is specfically designed to wash hands directly after prior pissing has occurred.

TheMilkyPirate · 08-01-2009 5:52pm

Why?

There's a perfectly good toilet or urinal in every bathroom i don't see the point!

I mean would you wash your hands in the toilet?

stovelid · 08-01-2009 5:53pm

Mont wrote: »

Ya it was early in the morning.

Is this a metaphor for partial blindness or retardation?

ejmaztec · 08-01-2009 5:53pm

I remember the great prophet Billy Connolly saying that you became a man when you could piss in the sink without standing on a chair.

Mont · 08-01-2009 5:53pm

latchyco wrote: »

Do you remove the cups saucers dishs before doing so ? I suspect OP you an all those germs are are first term names by now .:p

Of course i try to do it in an empty kitchen sink maybe 1 or 2 knifes and forks in it but i have the tap running anyways. Actually piss is brilliant at removing butter from knifes.

Latchy · 08-01-2009 5:54pm

Vain wrote: »

What the difference in pissing in a sink to a urinal?

Pure human laziness, although some might suggest a disorder of some kind . I go with the former

Degsy · 08-01-2009 5:54pm

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=piss%20in%20the%20sink

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pissing+in+the+sink&search_type=&aq=f

ejmaztec · 08-01-2009 5:54pm

deleriumtremens wrote: »

Ive never been "caught" so to speak but one or two of the boys in 5th or 6th class were in the same toilets when I let flow into the sink. They passed no remarks tbh!

Are you a priest?

Latchy · 08-01-2009 5:55pm

Mont wrote: »

Of course i try to do it in an empty kitchen sink maybe 1 or 2 knifes and forks in it but i have the tap running anyways. Actually piss is brilliant at removing butter from knifes.

Piss is also great for putting a fire out , as long as it's not your house on fire .

onemorechance · 08-01-2009 5:55pm

Degsy wrote: »

I was caught crapping in somebody's bath before i had a chance to cover it with a facecloth.

So funny

and so sick! :eek:

Agamemnon · 08-01-2009 5:55pm

I piss in the kitchen sink if the bathroom is occupied. I recommend standing on a chair rather than kneeling on the kitchen worktop because the draining board can be hard on the knees. Pull the blind first as well, unless you want to make the front page of the tabloids.

Fizman · 08-01-2009 5:57pm

Mont wrote: »

How many times have you been caught pissing in the sink?

27.

And counting.

deleriumtremens · 08-01-2009 5:57pm

ejmaztec wrote: »

Are you a priest?

No, bishop.

Captain Darling · 08-01-2009 5:57pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

I piss in the kitchen sink if the bathroom is occupied. I recommend standing on a chair rather than kneeling on the kitchen worktop because the draining board can be hard on the knees. Pull the blind first as well, unless you want to make the front page of the tabloids.

You've put a bit of thought into this havent you??:D

ntlbell · 08-01-2009 5:58pm

I'm really p|ssed off that I've never done this.

Degsy · 08-01-2009 5:58pm

Agamemnon wrote: »

I piss in the kitchen sink if the bathroom is occupied. I recommend standing on a chair rather than kneeling on the kitchen worktop because the draining board can be hard on the knees. Pull the blind first as well, unless you want to make the front page of the tabloids.

The same goes for **** into the sink

grumpytrousers · 08-01-2009 6:07pm

deleriumtremens wrote: »

Ive never been "caught" so to speak but one or two of the boys in 5th or 6th class were in the same toilets when I let flow into the sink. They passed no remarks tbh!

Are you a teacher by any chance?

*edit* ah sh*te...didn't see the priest comments earlier...*

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Agamemnon · 08-01-2009 6:15pm

Captain Darling wrote: »

You've put a bit of thought into this havent you??:D

If something's worth doing, it's worth doing well. We should all take more pride in taking a slash and make sure that each piss is the best piss it can be.

Degsy wrote: »

The same goes for **** into the sink

When jerking off into the sink, I always leave the blind up and fire a few shots onto the window. This one time, a group of neighbours gathered in my back garden to watch and they gave me a standing ovation. Dried man-milk on the windows can look like bird shit and it's amusing to see how long it takes the other people in your house to wonder why it's on the inside.

Ass · 08-01-2009 6:22pm

I remember during a drunken night out in Galway city, after Cuba closed I was in Supermacs. One lad was in the queue behind me and started pissing into the sink in the supermacs jacks. The sinks were those ones built in to the wall which automatically detect hands in it, and pour water and soap from the tap, then after blow air. It was hilarious. He went for a piss and got his mickey washed and blow dried.

P.s. Don't wash your hands in Supermacs in Galway.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 08-01-2009 6:28pm

Ass Face wrote: »

P.s. Don't wash your hands in Supermacs in Galway.

Bollocks. :mad:

Fozzie Bear · 08-01-2009 6:42pm

Not exactly caught in the act more a case of after the event. Back in college days living in digs with an aged lady and her hubbie. Came home one night locked and stumbled into the bathroom to relieve myself as it felt like I had 3 gallons of processed Budweiser to pass. Standing there doing the biz but something sounded wrong, there was no sound of water hitting water. So standing there swaying, eyes closed, I opened one eye, managed to focus and realised I was pissing straight over the toilet into the bath beside it. So instead of pointing the "fire hose" downwards I decided it made more sense to take a few steps back until the arc of piss was hitting the toilet. Took a stumble back missed the toilet, sprayed EVERYTHING with piss but managed to score a direct hit on the sink so I kept on going. Finished zipped up and went to bed.

Landlady was not impressed the following morning with the state of her bathroom. Mats, curtains, shelves, sink, bath and cistern were all liberally doused in steaming piss

Out from this I have never fouled a sink again. Can still picture my aged landlady with her marigolds coming out of her bathroom with a face like thunder.....

tba · 08-01-2009 6:45pm

Im not tall enough to piss in the sink

df1985 · 08-01-2009 7:10pm

Ass Face wrote: »

I remember during a drunken night out in Galway city, after Cuba closed I was in Supermacs. One lad was in the queue behind me and started pissing into the sink in the supermacs jacks. The sinks were those ones built in to the wall which automatically detect hands in it, and pour water and soap from the tap, then after blow air. It was hilarious. He went for a piss and got his mickey washed and blow dried.

P.s. Don't wash your hands in Supermacs in Galway.

i cant stop laughing at this! theres a few pubs around town that have the dyson hand-dryers.the ones you put your hands down into and an air jet thing comes on.feels lovely, which has made me always want to put my balls in for a go!

javaboy · 08-01-2009 7:13pm

df1985 wrote: »

i cant stop laughing at this! theres a few pubs around town that have the dyson hand-dryers.the ones you put your hands down into and an air jet thing comes on.feels lovely, which has made me always want to put my balls in for a go!

Don't put your genitals in a Dyson. "No loss of suction" sounds great but it's really really painful.

Captain Darling · 08-01-2009 7:15pm

df1985 wrote: »

i cant stop laughing at this! theres a few pubs around town that have the dyson hand-dryers.the ones you put your hands down into and an air jet thing comes on.feels lovely, which has made me always want to put my balls in for a go!

Jesus, i wouldnt try it. I'm not saying i've long dangly balls or anything, but i'd imagine they'd get a fcuking battering in one of them yolks.

Big Knox · 08-01-2009 7:17pm

There's a smell of piss off this thread tbh!!

latenia · 08-01-2009 7:26pm

Once, on a train to Galway. The toilet was so full of the faeces of the previous user that even the sight of it caused instant uncontrollable retching-I had no option but to use the sink. Unfortunately, I had also forgotten to lock the door and some dude got it about a foot ajar before backing out when he saw what I was doing.

Ciaran500 · 08-01-2009 7:34pm

tba wrote: »

Im not tall enough to piss in the sink

You're just not long enough.

FlutterinBantam · 08-01-2009 7:36pm

Nothing worse than a loose shíte on a train I always say.

I was on a train from Nairobi to Kampala a good while back and some fcuker has unloaded a 'curry sour' just west of Nakuru.

Bitch was backed up the whole way and spread over the seat and cistern.

Now there was no escape from the carriage and the Flutt was well charged with Tusker beer and rich food,so what to do??

Opened the window and hung the hole out and blew a shower of mustard coloured middens into the ether.Felt fcukin good.

On the way back noticed large gouts of shíte on the carriage windows, but what the hell, had to get rid of it.

Vain · 08-01-2009 7:37pm

Big Knox wrote: »

There's a smell of piss off this thread tbh!!

Think you mean Sh!t not piss

marcsignal · 08-01-2009 9:49pm

the first time i was caught i got a severe bollocking, the second time i hadn't bothered taking the dishes out, and got a severe bollocking and written warning, eventually i was sacked from rolys bistro

FlutterinBantam · 08-01-2009 10:03pm

Ballsbridge or Dundrum??

iPlop · 08-01-2009 10:05pm

marcsignal wrote: »

the first time i was caught i got a severe bollocking, the second time i hadn't bothered taking the dishes out, and got a severe bollocking and written warning, eventually i was sacked from rolys bistro

Fcukin pussy did you not try the "Scutter Hawk manovre"

galwayrush · 08-01-2009 10:05pm

My brother got caught pissing into the washbasin in the ladies loo in The Hole In The Wall pub in Galway.:D

FlutterinBantam · 08-01-2009 10:15pm

galwayrush wrote: »

My brother got caught pissing into the washbasin in the ladies loo in The Hole In The Wall pub in Galway.:D

:eek:

Washbasin!!! Thats where they wash their hands.

Stalls.. thats where they plant their arses.

bent fcuker.

samhail · 08-01-2009 10:17pm

i only ever once... but i actually got sent outside the door when i got caught. or i think someone ratted one me ! *tut*

How many times have you been caught pissing in the sink?

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