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Man kills and rapes 400 cows

The_Minister · 2009-01-08 13:00:47

I don't know if this had a thread on it, but it was widely reported in Brazil, and the Sun picked it up. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece Also: http://au.messages.yahoo.com/news/top-stories/1213832/ Wow. Just wow. No wonder Brazilian beef undercuts Irish beef.

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I don't know if this had a thread on it, but it was widely reported in Brazil, and the Sun picked it up.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece

A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows.

The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy.

Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them.

But police say it is even more bizarre.

They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them.

Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

Police found another packet on him when they arrested him.

'Ritual theory'

Paraizo, of Aragoiania, in central Brazil, told reporters he can’t have sex with women since sexual abuse as a teenager.

“I tried once but couldn’t do it. I only feel like it if it’s a cow or a horse.”

He added: “I need to stop doing this rubbish. I want treatment.”

Police chief Alvaro Cassio dos Santos said: “We estimate he killed around four hundred cows in the last four years.

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“At first we thought it was part of some black magic ritual as neither the meat nor the skin were taken away.”

Paraizo could get up to five years in jail for material damages against local farmers.

Also: http://au.messages.yahoo.com/news/top-stories/1213832/

Wow.
Just wow.
No wonder Brazilian beef undercuts Irish beef.

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#2 08-01-2009 1:04pm

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i love the seductive pose of the cow. ''come here to me big boy''

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#3 08-01-2009 1:06pm

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Four hundred cows in four years. That's more than most boardsies get in a lifetime.

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#4 08-01-2009 1:07pm

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Cleary after 200 cows he got bored with the orifices he was sticking it to and gouged out some more fun holes.

It's funny (to me) that it’s socially acceptable to eat a cow but not to have sex with it, having sex with something is far less perverse than eating it and anyone who has eaten a big mac has probably had parts of a cow in their mouth that even this skull ‘lover’ wouldn’t go near and he's felt the tender touch of a brain against his manhood.

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#5 08-01-2009 1:08pm

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The_Minister wrote: »

I don't know if this had a thread on it, but it was widely reported in Brazil, and the Sun picked it up.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1517629.ece

Also: http://au.messages.yahoo.com/news/top-stories/1213832/

Wow.
Just wow.
No wonder Brazilian beef undercuts Irish beef.

A "twisted oddball"? I wonder whether that described him or his genitalia after loving up his harem.

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#6 08-01-2009 1:08pm

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Tipping the cow's velvet....

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#7 08-01-2009 1:08pm

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seamus wrote: »

Four hundred cows in four years. That's more than most boardsies get in a lifetime.

I wouldn't be so sure.

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#8 08-01-2009 1:11pm

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at least the cows died happy

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#9 08-01-2009 1:13pm

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I'd hate to see this guy ordering his steak in a restaurant:

Waiter: How'd you like your steak done?

Man: Ohhhhhh, I just came.

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#10 08-01-2009 1:14pm

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How do you like your steak done?

Up the bum, no condom

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#11 08-01-2009 1:15pm

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He must have been really in the Mood

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#12 08-01-2009 1:15pm

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I wonder what his MO was....

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#13 08-01-2009 1:16pm

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seamus wrote: »

Four hundred cows in four years. That's more than most boardsies get in a lifetime.

Personally I'd be happy living my whole life without f*cking a single cow, let alone 400.

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#14 08-01-2009 1:16pm

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Think of the calves! :eek:

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#15 08-01-2009 1:19pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Personally I'd be happy living my whole life without f*cking a single cow, let alone 400.

Prude.

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#16 08-01-2009 1:21pm

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Brings new meaning to "Cattle Prod"

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#17 08-01-2009 1:21pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Personally I'd be happy living my whole life without f*cking a single cow, let alone 400.

You prefer married cows?

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#18 08-01-2009 1:30pm

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Personally I'd be happy living my whole life without f*cking a single cow, let alone 400.

Ghey.

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#19 08-01-2009 1:36pm

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Reminds me of the sketch in D'Unbelievables DVD from a few years back, I think it was D'Telly, with the Jerry Springer type show and Jon Kenny's character was in love with the cow.

"Many people in this country down through the years have gotten hours of enjoyment dancing and singing to cows."

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#20 08-01-2009 1:40pm

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tba wrote: »

at least the cows died happy

Having their eyes ripped out and tortured? Yeah really happy.

The sick fook. Poor Moos

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#21 08-01-2009 1:45pm

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Clare Bear wrote: »

Having their eyes ripped out and tortured? Yeah really happy.

The sick fook. Poor Moos

I notice you have a cow avatar... coincidence? i think so.

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#22 08-01-2009 1:48pm

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I'm just after having a lovely beef stew there.

All i can say is................ it was sexual............

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#23 08-01-2009 1:52pm

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There are a lot of strange fetishes really... like this one:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24882846-1248,00.html?from=public_rss

:eek:

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#24 08-01-2009 2:05pm

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I don't believe this story, pull the udder one.
Then again, without his gentle caress throughout the night, those cows would have been friesian :pac:

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#25 08-01-2009 2:16pm

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simonw wrote: »

I don't believe this story, pull the udder one.
Then again, without his gentle caress throughout the night, those cows would have been friesian :pac:

What a load of bullocks!

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#26 08-01-2009 2:19pm

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When clicking in I taught the title said '400 clowns'. man I am so disappointed right now.

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#27 08-01-2009 2:38pm

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When I saw this was from Brazil, I wasn't too surprised, tbh.

I read Garrincha's bio and in it the author (Ruy Castro, iirc) said that Garrincha lost his virginity to a sheep and used to "practice" on them. The author also said this was a common practice among rural Brazilian lads. Disturbing.

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#28 08-01-2009 2:41pm

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Must have been like sticking a sausage in a bin liner.... unless he was hung like godzilla :eek:

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#29 08-01-2009 2:43pm

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themadchef wrote: »

Must have been like sticking a sausage in a bin liner.... unless he was hung like godzilla :eek:

And how do you know this??????

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#30 08-01-2009 3:07pm

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Captain Darling wrote: »

And how do you know this??????

I'm assuming you have never watched a vet show where the fellow sticks his arm up there.

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#31 08-01-2009 3:11pm

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Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies.

I wonder what kind cookies are eaten by someone who has sex with 400 cows (yes I'm expecting animal crackers but I'm curious all the same)

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#32 08-01-2009 3:12pm

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Cuddlesworth wrote: »

I'm assuming you have never watched a vet show where the fellow sticks his arm up there.

All in the name of veterinarian science i hope and not in a kinky type of Brazialian Bovine Lover type of way........

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#33 08-01-2009 3:20pm

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Has anyone heard from Pighead lately? Hope he's ok.

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#34 08-01-2009 3:23pm

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I know some people like their partners 'beefy', but this is ridiculous!

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#35 08-01-2009 4:32pm

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Crap. He's on boards!!!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=126541

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#36 08-01-2009 4:35pm

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They were all asking for it to be fair.

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#37 08-01-2009 4:42pm

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This should be a strong lesson to anybody who likes a bit of bestiality. ALWAYS DELETE YOUR COOKIES!

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#38 08-01-2009 4:50pm

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sceptre wrote: »

I wonder what kind cookies are eaten by someone who has sex with 400 cows (yes I'm expecting animal crackers but I'm curious all the same)

Maybe he's given up smokes and needed a replacement after-sex vice!!

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#39 08-01-2009 5:24pm

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joewicklow wrote: »

He must have been really in the Mood

Ha:D
I wonder did he spit or swallow the milk?:pac:

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#40 08-01-2009 5:25pm

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whiskeyman wrote: »

I know some people like their partners 'beefy', but this is ridiculous!

You're really milking these puns :pac:

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#41 08-01-2009 5:34pm

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400?!
Pull the udder one mate.

What?
That wasnt any worse than any of your crap puns.

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#42 08-01-2009 5:41pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

400?!
Pull the udder one mate.

What?
That wasnt any worse than any of your crap puns.

You cud have made a better effort.

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#43 08-01-2009 5:42pm

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The_Minister wrote: »

You cud have made a better effort.

Ya gotta grab the bull by the horns, or ya'll fail miserably.

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#44 08-01-2009 5:44pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Crap. He's on boards!!!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/member.php?u=126541

http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cownn7.png

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#45 08-01-2009 5:44pm

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Unless we get back on the cow run this threads getting put out to pasture.

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#46 08-01-2009 5:45pm

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This isn't really news, I herd about it all ready.

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#47 08-01-2009 5:48pm

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dr.bollocko wrote: »

Unless we get back on the cow run this threads getting put out to pasture.

Please don't moove it. I'll try to steer it back on course.

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#48 08-01-2009 5:48pm

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Right so, raping hundreds of Brazilian cows.

I can't help thinking of all the IFA statements about how Brazilian beef was less cleanly than Irish beef.

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#49 08-01-2009 5:49pm

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The_Minister wrote: »

Right so, raping hundreds of Brazilian cows.

I can't help thinking of all the IFA statements about how Brazilian beef was less cleanly than Irish beef.

Well in fairness the guy has shagged loads of them and hasn't had so much as a rash AFAIK so they must be pretty clean.

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#50 08-01-2009 5:49pm

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Plug wrote: »

http://img149.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cownn7.png

Jesus he may have raped 400 cows but your skin is raping my eyes.

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#51 08-01-2009 5:52pm

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Fap fap fap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzIK49MVjBU

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