Things you do (or did) or think (or thought) about, you think no one else does.

Turncoat

This is easy. Post things you do that you *think* no one else does. Things you do in your every day life and perhaps cause you to think "Why do I do that?"; "Why do I think that way?" or perhaps "I bet no one else does this."

First thread in the After Hours, so don't flame

@ Mods: Apologies if this has been done before.

Here's mine -

I tend to brush my teeth while I shower, rather than in a sink. I always thought people did the same thing, until I told my friends and they gave me a WTF face. In my defense it saves time. I brush my teeth in the sink when I'm not showering, so its not a sink fear or anything, more of an efficient thing.

Shacklebolt

I eat the crust off soda bread first and then the rest of the slice.

Degsy

I piss in the sink

4zn76tysfajdxp

Degsy wrote: »

I piss in the sink

The...bathroom sink though, right?

Turncoat

Degsy wrote: »

I piss in the sink

I just spat my coffee and can't stop laughing:D:D:D

AnonoBoy

I used to think my girlfriend was a nice person. Nobody else did and now I don't either.

mookishboy

Degsy wrote: »

I piss in the sink

me too
kitchen sink bathroom sink
sinks in other peoples houses
sinks in cafes pubs etc

AnonoBoy

Sharad wrote: »

I just spat my coffee and can't stop laughing:D:D:D

You spit in your own coffee? That's even weirder than pissing in the sink.

Berty

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

Turncoat

AnonoBoy wrote: »

You spit in your own coffee? That's even weirder than pissing in the sink.

What I meant was after reading the post :rolleyes:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Berty wrote: »

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

I do the same.

Abi

I do Catherine Tate charachter intros during sex.

Why donts they come back? :-(

Professey Chin

Berty wrote: »

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

Youre not alone in that:D

I sh!t myself and see how long it takes for it to be traced back to me.
Answer = Not very long:mad:

4zn76tysfajdxp

Abigayle wrote: »

I do Catherine Tate charachter intros during sex.

Why donts they come back? :-(

Becuase you're a virgin.

phenomenon

Berty wrote: »

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

But what if you fill yourself with all the veggies on your plate and then have no room left to devour the delicious meat? This could backfire on you!

consultech

Only I know where the bodies are buried.

Shacklebolt

Berty wrote: »

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

Yeah me too. I actually start with what I like the least and work up.

Degsy

mookishboy wrote: »

me too
kitchen sink bathroom sink
sinks in other peoples houses
sinks in cafes pubs etc

hehe
I was in a certain city centre pub pissing away in the sink of the disabled jacks(other toilets were full) when a bird suddenly burst in,i'd forgotten to lock the door.My attempts to placate her fell on deaf ears!

Berty

I always walk two steps on the staircase and know how many are on the stairs I use most often, mine and mothers house. If they are an odd number of steps I step onto the 1st step and then take the even steps two at a time.

Oh and I cannot push carpet in the wrong direction because I dont like the feel of it.

Berty

phenomenon wrote: »

But what if you fill yourself with all the veggies on your plate and then have no room left to devour the delicious meat? This could backfire on you!

Impossible. I know how much room the meat will need and eat just enough of the veg and potatoes. There is an art to it.

BroomBurner

Berty wrote: »

I always walk two steps on the staircase and know how many are on the stairs I use most often, mine and mothers house. If they are an odd number of steps I step onto the 1st step and then take the even steps two at a time.

Oh and I cannot push carpet in the wrong direction because I dont like the feel of it.

GOod to know someone else has weird things with steps. I always have to finish stairs/steps on my left foot.

Quazzie

I sit down for every toilet action whether it be a #1 or a #2.

Sometimes when I'm alone I spin around till I'm dizzy!

4zn76tysfajdxp

Degsy wrote: »

My attempts to placate her fell on deaf ears!

Well you were in the disabled toilet after all.

IvySlayer

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I sit down for every toilet action whether it be a #1 or a #2.

Sometimes when I'm alone I spin around till I'm dizzy!

And you've discussed this with other people?

Quazzie

IvySlayer wrote: »

And you've discussed this with other people?

Not till now...



Please help!!!

Setun

I line up random occurances of vertical or horizontal lines to check if they are in alignment with each other e.g. a telegraph pole with the edge of a window.

Why? No idea.

sexmag

Sharad wrote: »

This is easy. Post things you do that you *think* no one else does. Things you do in your every day life and perhaps cause you to think "Why do I do that?"; "Why do I think that way?" or perhaps "I bet no one else does this."

First thread in the After Hours, so don't flame

@ Mods: Apologies if this has been done before.

Here's mine -

I tend to brush my teeth while I shower, rather than in a sink. I always thought people did the same thing, until I told my friends and they gave me a WTF face. In my defense it saves time. I brush my teeth in the sink when I'm not showering, so its not a sink fear or anything, more of an efficient thing.

i imagine people breaking into my house so i can kill them in self defense

Quazzie

Daddio wrote: »

I line up random occurances of vertical or horizontal lines to check if they are in alignment with each other e.g. a telegraph pole with the edge of a window.

Why? No idea.

I do this too... Tres strange!!

markos79

Berty wrote: »

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

i do that too lol:D

January

If I'm on a bus or in a car I always look for the best escape route...

For example, I was on a bus one day going down the Whitworth Road towards the Glasnevin end and I was thinking "if this bus toppled over, would i get out through one of the windows at the side or through the back window??"

Weird, I know...

consultech

sexmag wrote: »

i imagine people breaking into my house so i can kill them in self defense

hahaha big one for me when Im in a foul humour!!!

BroomBurner

sexmag wrote: »

i imagine people breaking into my house so i can kill them in self defense

Haha so do I, I even have weapons and torches hidden around the room just in case. Though my mother did that too, so maybe it's her influence.

Still knock on wood when my nose itches too.

Berty

I say "Good Morning Mr Magpie" when I see a magpie because It may be the devil on the surface in disguise.







BTW Im serious.

Valmont

Sometimes when the house is empty, I put on the banjo song from deliverance and jump around dancing like a maniac. It's an uncontrollable and unexplainable urge.

TGi666

i shave (face) in the bath

IvySlayer

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

Not till now...



Please help!!!

*hugs*

I always have subtitles on, even though my hearing is fine. I'm weird. Everyone else hates it.

Setun

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I do this too... Tres strange!!

Why? All I know is that it is somewhat satisfying when they do line up.

Do you study/have any interest in art or design at all perchance?

The guy

Berty wrote: »

I always walk two steps on the staircase and know how many are on the stairs I use most often, mine and mothers house. If they are an odd number of steps I step onto the 1st step and then take the even steps two at a time.

Oh and I cannot push carpet in the wrong direction because I dont like the feel of it.

I do the same.

BroomBurner wrote: »

GOod to know someone else has weird things with steps. I always have to finish stairs/steps on my left foot.

When I was younger I'd never walk over a crack and always made sure I landed with my Right foot just in front of the crack.

Also when I was younger I used to check the sink four or five times to make sure the tap was off.

I don't have OCD anymore though.

Quazzie

Daddio wrote: »

Why? All I know is that it is somewhat satisfying when they do line up.

Do you study/have any interest in art or design at all perchance?

I'm a CAD technician and studied Architectural Technology in college. I'm always intrigues about which is offline. I also sometimes look at two unrelated objects and find myself figuring the shortest distance between them.

When I was young and traveliling in a car/bus/train I always sat at the window and used to look in the fields and see how long I could make a continous, uninterrupted path. Kinda weird for a 5 year old to be thinking of that kinda stuff

Setun

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I'm a CAD technician and studied Architectural Technology in college. I'm always intrigues about which is offline. I also sometimes look at two unrelated objects and find myself figuring the shortest distance between them.

When I was young and traveliling in a car/bus/train I always sat at the window and used to look in the fields and see how long I could make a continous, uninterrupted path. Kinda weird for a 5 year old to be thinking of that kinda stuff

That's odd alright, I'd be quite the same. Interesting though, as I am now finding myself using some CAD apps and have been doing a lot of architectural drawing recently for college. So it must go hand in hand with an interest/awareness of spatial relations.

Either that or we're psychopaths

MagicMarker

As a kid I used to cover my ears when taking a dump because I didn't like the sound of it coming out.

giggsy664

Degsy wrote: »

I piss in the sink

Have you ever pissed in a McDonalds sink? Didn't think so

giggsy664

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I'm a CAD technician and studied Architectural Technology in college. I'm always intrigues about which is offline. I also sometimes look at two unrelated objects and find myself figuring the shortest distance between them.

When I was young and traveliling in a car/bus/train I always sat at the window and used to look in the fields and see how long I could make a continous, uninterrupted path. Kinda weird for a 5 year old to be thinking of that kinda stuff

I used to do that.
On the road its hard because of the white lines

MagicMarker

giggsy664 wrote: »

Have you ever pissed in a McDonalds sink? Didn't think so

Have you been to a toilet in McDonalds? You're supposed to piss everywhere but the fúcking toilet.

yogidc26

Berty wrote: »

When I eat my dinner I always leave the meat until last because I KNOW I WILL eat the meat so it forces me to eat all the other crap on the plate.

I do the same all the time

Mont

Lol and i was thought i was the only one to piss in the sink and ya every sink once the coast in clear

I have pissed in the sink of the canteen at work (only once or twice though while keeping a close eye to see if someones coming)

When i first started college i mistakenly started pissing in the sink of the toilet and just realised what i was doing when i saw a reflection of myself straight in front of me - it was a mirror (that was a good start to my college life)

A mate walked in on me before when i forgot to lock the jacks door and it was like a wtf moment - i mean what defence do you have when caught - just say so wha

I presume everyone **** into a sock?

And ya sometimes i run the tap in the toilet when im havin a crap so people wont hear the dodgy splurts

yogidc26

I pretend that the dirt on my car window is the sight of a gun so i can blow other cars up and make them move out of the way

m83

i sh1t in the shower.

jester77

When I'm eating a good fry up I'm always calculating how much of everything is left so that I end up with one piece of everything left on the plate and then I finish it off with a super mouthful of each piece for a satisfying finish!

Berty

I always eat my fry up in a specific way. Sausage egg and rasher and toast and there must be an equal amount of each because I make a sandwhich with one egg, one sausage and one slice of bacon.

I was thrown for six in the North when there was a throw in of potato bread, only 1.

What do I do with that? Heaven forbid I eat it on its own. :mad: The Sausages were herb sausages so they had to be removed and replaced with a half of potato bread.

Crisis averted.

banshee_bones

When im in the gym and using equipment I can only exercise in even minutes like exactly 8 minutes, cant be 8.01 il stop just in time for 8. and so on.

when i was younger i used to put ketchup in my soup when my mothers back was turned, no idea what that was about, it tasted weird but strangely addictive.