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Boards.ie on Urban Dictionary

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  • #2
    ciano1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,148 ✭✭✭ciano1


    Hahaha:pac::pac:
    An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
    "Typical boards.ie thread"
    The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
    Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

    Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

    Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

    Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

    So True !


  • #3
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    I'm surprised they didnt mention that boards is consisted of only 3 people who use about 1200 usernames each


  • #4
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,532 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I wonder who the Mod they quoted was!!


    Almighty Cushion...........5-1
    Karoma........................9-1
    Tar Aldion....................15-1
    Terry..........................Evens


  • #5
    rferguson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭rferguson


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    I wonder who the Mod they quoted was!!


    Almighty Cushion...........5-1
    Karoma........................9-1
    Tar Aldion....................15-1
    Terry..........................Evens



    will i start a poll .... :D


  • #6
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Quazzie2002 wrote: »
    I wonder who the Mod they quoted was!!


    Almighty Cushion...........5-1
    Karoma........................9-1
    Tar Aldion....................15-1
    Terry..........................Evens

    Good odds, I'll take €10 on AC :D


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  • #7
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Terry has said it.... but that was after it was posted on UD.
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58331910&postcount=73


  • #8
    el_tiddlero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 400 ✭✭el_tiddlero


    rferguson wrote: »
    will i start a poll .... :D

    we'll need a poll to decide if you should or not..


  • #9
    rferguson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭rferguson


    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    we'll need a poll to decide if you should or not..

    sounds strangly like a government plan of action to me


  • #10
    dceire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭dceire


    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    we'll need a poll to decide if you should or not..

    + 1 :D


  • #11
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    I'm surprised they didnt mention that boards is consisted of only 3 people who use about 1200 usernames each

    I think you will find that there are more than 3600 users on Boards. :p


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  • #12
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    square_igloo wrote: »
    I think you will find that there are more than 3600 users on Boards. :p

    The other 150,000 people are mods.


  • #13
    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    javaboy wrote: »
    The other 150,000 people are mods.

    Or accounts the 3 people have forgotten the passwords for.


  • #14
    Burning Eclipse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭Burning Eclipse


    The third definition was submitted by some guy called 'Devore' on UD... ;)


  • #15
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Seen it before and it always gives me a giggle... I think someone might be a bit peeved at being banned hahah.

    Boards has more then 3600 users on it right now. :)

    DeV.


  • #16
    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    el_tiddlero wrote: »
    we'll need a poll to decide if you should or not..

    I hate polls, dey tuk hour jobs and eated all de swines!


  • #17
    DeVore
    Business & Finance Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 32,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭DeVore


    Burning Eclipse wrote: »
    The third definition was submitted by some guy called 'Devore' on UD... ;)
    That guy's a dick!


  • #18
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    javaboy wrote: »
    The other 150,000 people are mods.

    So three users with 150,000 mods.
    Hmm.....

    *gets abacus*

    :eek: That's only 50,000 mods for each regular user! Why those proles could rise up and strike at any time.

    If Admins are reading, MORE MODS REQUIRED.


  • #19
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Those Thumped lads sure are funneh. Yuck! Yuck!


  • #20
    vibe666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    rferguson wrote: »
    will i start a pole .... :D
    cos they're eating all our swans? ;)


  • #21
    Cuddlesworth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭Cuddlesworth


    This news about polish eating swans is disturbing to say the least.


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  • #22
    nobodythere
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Urbandictionary didn't accept my definition for atari jaguar :(


  • #23
    delly
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,754 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    DeVore wrote: »
    Boards has more then 3600 users on it right now. :)
    4,420 now and the record set yesterday with 4,792. Wowsers!!!!


  • #24
    Basq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,413 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Ha... some of it is spot on...
    "An Irish internet message board that has more forums than topics, averaging about 2 topics per 5 forums."

    .. and..
    "Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

    Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar."
    :D


  • #25
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    javaboy wrote: »
    The other 150,000 people are mods.

    Mods aren't people, they're soulless monster zombie slaves of the admins


  • #26
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    There are between 400 and 450 posters per mod on Boards.


  • #27
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    These things are always written by disgrutled members,but, to be fair, at least its funny!


  • #28
    orestes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,972 ✭✭✭orestes


    Sabotage wrote: »
    There are between 400 and 450 posters per mod on Boards.

    Cool, so who's picking first?


  • #29
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    javaboy wrote: »
    Terry has said it.... but that was after it was posted on UD.
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58331910&postcount=73
    He was only copying me.

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=57174198&postcount=2


  • #30
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    I don't know why people are getting so worked up over this. Swans don't even taste that good.


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  • #31
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,026 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    I don't know about the others Beers, but whoever wrote this was spot on as regards to the Galway Beers.
    Urbandictionary wrote:
    A typical boards.ie thread will consist of someone suggesting pints, 30 people are up for it, 12 argue about the venue, 17 people demanding a pissup be organised in their county, 2 people making it clear that they don't drink, and 82 people saying they won'd be able to make it as they're too hungover from last night's pissup.


  • #32
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    it was funny


    i laughed!


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