Christmas Fat Ass!

Wurly

Is it just me or has anyone else put on sh1t loads of weight since Christmas??

After nearly eating myself to death on Christmas day, I continued and am only short of needing a crane company to lift me out of the house via the sitting room window.

I hope everyone else in work has gotten fat too cos then I won't be so embarrassed going into work tomorrow..

Damn you tuc crackers, pate, array of delicious cheeses, roses sweets, pints of beer, pringles, dips etc.

It's elasticated city for me til I lose my 3 bellies.

Am I the only one that's put on LOADS of weight over Christmas. Lie if you have to. ha ha

Kya1976

i lost weight over xmas:eek:

Senna

eating and drinking too much is what xmas is all about, stop being paranoid

m83

Don't worry about what you eat between December and January. Worry about what you eat between January and December

4zn76tysfajdxp

I'm currently eating a Cornetto, so yes.

stovelid

Get ill over Christmas and you actually lose weight.

Disclaimer: it feels shit.

Acacia

A bottle of West Coast Cooler and a box of Milk Tray chocolates...that was before breakfast on Christmas Day. :pac:

Well, no, not really. But, hey, over indulgence is what Christmas is for.

Quazzie

I had the flu for most of the holidays, and could eat f*ck all. Was housebound and therefore only had 7 pints over the whole holiday period and have lost nearly a stone. I hope I work with you without knowing it!

Ruu_Old

I lost a bit over Christmas, heading back to 9 stone. \o/ In your face turkey and mashed spuds!

banshee_bones

going back to the gym tomorrow so thats going to be tough..uggghhh!

JPA

Ruu wrote: »

I lost a bit over Christmas, heading back to 9 stone. \o/ In your face turkey and mashed spuds!

9 stone? Are you 4'5"?

Shacklebolt

Eliezer Beautiful Dinosaur wrote: »

I'm currently eating a Cornetto, so yes.

Is it a nutty one or a minty one?

Pherekydes

I put on 5 lbs in December.

I'm already down 3 in January. And I've been too ill to train.

Just get the diet back to normal.

Dudess

And exercise. I ate what I wanted over Christmas but didn't put on any weight thanks to exercise.

Dublinstiofán

Eliezer Beautiful Dinosaur wrote: »

I'm currently eating a Cornetto, so yes.

I want one, jasus haven't had a Cornetto in ages. Should start an appreciation society so HP/walls don't take them away like Cadbury did our precious Wispas. Got them back eventually though ;-)

Wont miss them until theyre gone i tells ya

Davidius

Increase in weight? Around 6 N

4zn76tysfajdxp

Shacklebolt wrote: »

Is it a nutty one or a minty one?

Nutty.

Dublinstiofán wrote: »

I want one, jasus haven't had a Cornetto in ages. Should start an appreciation society so HP/walls don't take them away like Cadbury did our precious Wispas.

Don't bother with that, just eat them more often or something.

cherryghost

chili heatwave doritos and salsa sauce non stop has left me to put on....

3 pounds.

Creamy Goodness

Kya1976 wrote: »

i lost weight over xmas:eek:

ditto ^_^

Shacklebolt

Eliezer Beautiful Dinosaur wrote: »

Nutty.

I wish they could combine the nut and mint into a super-cornetto.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Shacklebolt wrote: »

I wish they could combine the nut and mint into a super-cornetto.

Me too.

Dardania

Gotta love the google ad i'm seeing at the bottom of this thread- "hungry? Find a takeaway at goldenpages.ie"

Firetrap

I did well for several days coming up to and after the Christmas. Unfortunately, the last few days it all went horribly wrong. At least now all the chocolate is gone. Sadly, I gonned it

dardevle

could be worse...got a wii fit for crimbo
every day ...its like being on a seesaw!!:o

nobodythere

There's a kilo of quality street in me that didn't come out the other end.

Xavi6

Stayed the same somehow. I ate a load of crap food but I guess I offset that with the amount of bodyboarding I did. Two hours or so of that every second day is a great little work out!

Peewee_lane

Yesterday, I momentously bought a size bigger jeans because I coudnt fit into anything else.

Godammit. If only I had a cornetto... that would be the solution to ALL my problems!

seanybiker

meself has personal problems and the last few years i have been trying to get up to 14 stone. Week before christmas i was 13st 9(whatever they are) ate a bit more than normal. Delighted with meself i hopped on scales two days ago. Back down to 13st 4

4zn76tysfajdxp

seanybiker wrote: »

meself has personal problems and the last few years i have been trying to get up to 14 stone. Week before christmas i was 13st 9(whatever they are) ate a bit more than normal. Delighted with meself i hopped on scales two days ago. Back down to 13st 4

Get pregnant.

seanybiker

Eliezer Beautiful Dinosaur wrote: »

Get pregnant.

Been a man its kinda hard. Pardon the pun

4zn76tysfajdxp

seanybiker wrote: »

Been a man its kinda hard. Pardon the pun

Irrelevant. It's clear nothing else has worked so it's obviously your only choice. Time to perform miracles my good man.

seanybiker

Eliezer Beautiful Dinosaur wrote: »

Irrelevant. It's clear nothing else has worked so it's obviously your only choice. Time to perform miracles my good man.

Im trying me best with beer. 3 years ago was only 11 stone. Im on me way from misery to happiness today aha aha aha.

KTRIC

I put on 4 pounds over christmas, don't know how either. I didn't eat that much

useful_contacts

joins the "chunky butt conga line"

DonJose

Tip : Always weigh yourself after having a sh!te

Naos

I too have joined the glorious ranks of those who put on weight - but it's christmas, it's what it's all about.

Shall all be coming off over the next three months though!

FlutterinBantam

DonJose wrote: »

Tip : Always weigh yourself after having a sh!te

Excellent advice there, my friend.

can have up to 1.2kg fluctuations depending on the sp.den.

whiskeyman

Everyone puts on weight over Christmas... it's like a hibernation period.
Since many people got paid earlier than normal in Dec, it's likely many simply won't be able to afford to eat coming up to the last week in January, thus allowing to burn off stored fatty goodness to survive this lean period.

DonJose

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

can have up to 1.2kg fluctuations depending on the sp.den.

Thats a load of sh!te

I put on shed loads over December.
And now it is all one because of this stupid arse flu.
I can't keep food down, or stay awake for longer than 2 hours and my sleep is terrifying thanks to fecked up Beneylin for flu dreams.
And my face is numb! What is that about like!

So count yourself lucky to still have your christmas fat arse!

watna

Another fatty here. I had to go out and buy a new bra today because I've gone up another cup size, and no, that's not a good thing, and no, there will be no pics. I felt awful in the bra shop, like a real fatty fatty fat fat.

Luckily it is summer here so it's light until about nine. Need to do some exercising so can go for a run etc. not so luckily the house is still full of junk food which I'm ploughing my way through in an effort to make it all go away so I can start eating healthily again, also the party season doesn't end, it being the height of summer and hot so there's loads of bbqs and things to go to.

Life is hard - now who wants some of the coconut chocolate I'm eating?

Kya1976

Moonbaby wrote: »

I put on shed loads over December.
And now it is all one because of this stupid arse flu.
I can't keep food down, or stay awake for longer than 2 hours and my sleep is terrifying thanks to fecked up Beneylin for flu dreams.
And my face is numb! What is that about like!

So count yourself lucky to still have your christmas fat arse!

awwww *hugs*

Puddleduck

I ate a load of crap over xmas, dont think I put anything on though.
Although I am now well and truely sick of food. Im sick of eating, I feel like I could go days without eating since I ate so much before.

rainbow kirby

Put on 3lbs over Christmas, 2lbs are already gone. \o/

Borneo Fnctn

Yeah i put on some pounds over Christmas. Got a pervert belly going on now actually.

beks101

Put on half a stone that I worked so hard to lose. Goddammit. What is it with Christmas and the need to eat everything within a metre radius of you??

Dord

I don't have a weighing scales so I don't know how much I weight I put on. It's probably a good thing tbh. I ate way too much over xmas.

I think I put on about 4 lbs, which, considering the amount of food I actually ate is not too bad really. It was bread though, I ate soooo much bread, turkey sambos, toast with my mams homemade pate, more turkey sambos. Haven't been back to the gym yet - I'm scared

Azureus

i think i put on a pound or two.. considering the amount i ate thats not half bad! probably the drinks that did it anyways!
although i can fluctuate between bout 8st 8 - 9st in the space of two days! how the hell does that work?! and its not just my scales!

TerrorFirmer

I've eaten a ton of food yes, but all the free time also means I get to work out a lot more. So I haven't really gained any weight, despite some horrific binges.

bman

Lost about 5-6 lb over Christmas. No flu.

Bit annoyed though as I'm trying to put on weight at the moment. Did a lot of running though so sure that's what it was.