What's your REAL New Years Resolution (like, for real)

davyjose

Ok, so I'm not going to be rich, or famous, or slimmer, or rich this time next year. Realistically.
But there's 2 hours of this year left and I'll be spending them alone, in front of the telly/boards, sloshing back some bud light (in a vain attempt to find some flavour in there bahdump!!!), munching on the dregs of the Quality street tin whilst wearing a grubby pair of tracksuit bottoms, all with a vague sense of emptiness in the pit of my stomach.

My resolution (and it shouldn't be hard), is to never have a moment as depressing as this in 2009.

I feel like an extra on Peep Show: the comedown version.

AckwelFoley

Like, totally, not to be known as a rapist.

there are like, soooo many more fascades to me.

CourierCollie

I'd rather think of it more as sad, not depressing.
Maybe I'm a glass half full person after all.

Biggins

My resolution is to try and finish two projects.

Berty

Not to make a thread title with a D4 accent. :P

AckwelFoley

Berty wrote: »

Not to make a thread title with a D4 accent. :P

Lol. He he.

Peared

Snyper. Are you spending new years eve in the pub with your new fiancee replying LOL on boards?

moe_sizlak

to finally pluck up the courage to do what i should have done 10 years ago

Berty

moe_sizlak wrote: »

to finally pluck up the courage to do what i should have done 10 years ago

Divorce her? Murder her? Get her breast implants?

Marry her and then do all of the above but not in that order?

Peared

moe_sizlak wrote: »

to finally pluck up the courage to do what i should have done 10 years ago

"Well Joe, it was new years eve when my suspicions were first aroused about moe's murderous intentions.."

beertons

snyper wrote: »

Like, totally, not to be known as a rapist.

there are like, soooo many more fascades to me.

Lol, have read many posts previous.

Stay off the fags, 2 months now, and to take up running.

KathleenF

Resolution is to stay employed, to visit Italy, Spain and Iceland. Also learn to drive, and pass my driving test. Here's hoping!

Berty

beertons wrote: »

Stay off the fags, 2 months now, and to take up running.

Something like the Rebook ad with the flabby bell chasing you around London. Thats a good way to go!!!

davyjose

Berty wrote: »

Not to make a thread title with a D4 accent. :P

It was actually a Russian accent - I can't do D4 accents.

galwayrush

Not making any.:cool:

beertons

Berty wrote: »

Something like the Rebook ad with the flabby bell chasing you around London. Thats a good way to go!!!

No belly thank god, but would like to be fitter, and look fitter too.

Firetrap

To shag something that doesn't buzz...

Only kidding, only kidding

Varkov

Firetrap wrote: »

To shag something that doesn't buzz...

Only kidding, only kidding

???

Webmonkey

Need to get out and find a gf once and for all. Parents and grandparents getting worried

towel401

Webmonkey wrote: »

Need to get out and find a gf once and for all. Parents and grandparents getting worried

thats gonna be hard. they all gone cause of the recession

Firetrap

He could hire one for the day. And then "break up" with her. I'm sure there are unemployed wimmin out there.

Berty

Webmonkey wrote: »

Need to get out and find a gf once and for all. Parents and grandparents getting worried

Make sure your parents do not hire a girl to pretend to be your girlfriend to try and get you out of their house. It always ends up in love. Danger will robinson DANGER!!!

snyper

snyper wrote: »

Like, totally, not to be known as a rapist.

there are like, soooo many more fascades to me.

Paedophile Dora explorer?

Pherekydes

Lose weight, get fitter, pass all my exams, be nicer in general, get married (or split up) and not post on boards.


Ah, **** it.

eVeNtInE

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MizzLolly

Get fixed in the hoskiable.


Take no more than 3 antibiotics in 2009.

Silverfish

1280x1024

Webmonkey

Silverfish wrote: »

1280x1024

Oh god....I'm not even that bad! :pac:

Pherekydes

Silverfish wrote: »

1280x1024

Plagiarist.

Zaph

Silverfish wrote: »

1280x1024

Pfft, 1680 x 1050 ftw.

Don't ever make resolutions, this year won't be any exception.

papu

1920X1080

but srsly , Gym , Gf , College

Chanandler Bong

1. Go to Vegas and beat the casinos with my newly-perfected card-counting skills

2. Finally get my GF to put out!

3. Stop looking at porn on my work laptop (i know i'll get caught eventually!!)

4. find out what willis was REALLY talking about

Ghost Train

need to stop thinking about other people so much.... need to be less awkward apparently

need to move into a place where i can make more noise... new years eve and I can't make any noise 'cause theres a baby a sleep

Webmonkey

eolhc wrote: »

need to stop thinking about other people so much.... need to be less awkward apparently

need to move into a place where i can make more noise... new years eve and I can't make any noise 'cause theres a baby a sleep

Yeah they actually some mine too. Stop worrying about others.... do that too much

towel401

papu wrote: »

1920X1080

but srsly , Gym , Gf , College

1920x1080 is a resolution for yuppies. ordinary complacent boring folk who live in estates/apartments. if you want to be kool you need an oddball resolution like 1920x2160 or something. cause having all that desktop space probably means you're a l33t hacker or watch an awful lot of pr0n at the same time

papu

towel401 wrote: »

1920x1080 is a resolution for yuppies. ordinary complacent boring folk who live in estates/apartments. if you want to be kool you need an oddball resolution like 1920x2160 or something. cause having all that desktop space probably means you're a l33t hacker or watch an awful lot of pr0n at the same time

ACTUALLY , next monitor im buying is
2048 x 1152

is pronounced 1337... jeez

towel401

papu wrote: »

ACTUALLY , next monitor im buying is
2048 x 1152

is pronounced 1337... jeez

you still need to link a few of them together or something because you're only a few pixels above prime yuppie resolution

papu

( I'd need a bigger desk..

Professey Chin

Get rid of these fcukin hiccups:mad:

Manic Moran

"Don't get shot" is up there on my list, somewhere. As is "don't get blown up."

Get rid of credit card and car loan debt would be nice too.

Of course, as soon as I do, I'll promptly re-start it again.

NTM

Capt'n Midnight

Learn more stuff
do some projects
get fit

ZiMZuM

my resolution is simple, say Yes more!

Capt'n Midnight

CourierCollie wrote: »

I'd rather think of it more as sad, not depressing.
Maybe I'm a glass half full person after all.

just use smaller glasses.

BroomBurner

None so far, I like to tackle problems straight away, not wait for the end of the year/start of the new one.

Trinity

I never make them mostly because i'm a lazy fcuk that cant stick to anything and lack any will power whatsoever.

But this year.....I am going to try limit my drinking to 2 nights a week. Supposed to stop drinking tonight

I am going to try make an effort to go to the gym as well, i'm not gonna even try a diet theres no point i love my unhealthy food too much and hate healthy food. I like to enjoy what i'm eating and not eat for the sake of it.

In fact am getting Eddie Rockets now! mmmmmmmmm

Mint Sauce

cant belief no one has said it yet

:rolleyes:

me, get fit again, and get rid of the beer belly again, basically, more football, more cycling, start running, and get my drivers licence,

finally, get to the end of the year and be able to say, i kept my resolutions

Professey Chin

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Get rid of these fcukin hiccups:mad:

Day 1 and ive completed mine :pac:

The Citizen

My Resolutions:

To find a solution to the ever-growing scumbag problem that is engulfing this city.

To make this a safer city for you and your children.

To rise to the challenge.

To become, The Citizen.

:mad:

Turd Ferguson

My new years resolution is either more or less masturbating, I havnt decided yet...

Creamy Goodness

graduate from college and get the **** off this island for a while.

Keano

I think I am going to ask more questions this year and not just sit there and look confused!