Most annoying term of endearment?

davyjose

For me, it has to be "chicken". As in, "How are you feelin, chicken?" Shudder.
No human should be allowed call another human any kind of animal. "Horse" - that's another. Drrr. Makes my blood boil.

Davidius

All of them.

Blush_01

Duck.

Turd Ferguson

Chicken is alright to be honest. But horse is just stupid (unless its a comparison to the size of my cock)

peasant

petal

I'm 6ft2 and 16 stone ...petal me arse

Kiera

Pet. I can only stand my mam calling me pet. No one else. I feel like the person calling me pet should be patting me on the head at the same time.

Hub

Kiera wrote: »

Pet. I can only stand my mam calling me pet. No one else. I feel like the person calling me pet should be patting me on the head at the same time.

Relax babes!

The_Minister

peasant wrote: »

petal me arse

How does one go about doing that?

themadchef

Sweetie, babes, pumpkin, pussycat.



Petal is by far the worst though.

Turd Ferguson

The_Minister wrote: »

How does one go about doing that?

It doesnt show anything on Urban Dictionary

Poor Uncle Tom

Ikky Poo 2 got laid you know..:D

cson

themadchef wrote: »

Petal is by far the worst though.

Settle petal

qz

Pussycat?! Lolz!

[borat] Smile pussycat :pac: [/borat]

ejmaztec

Could never see the logic in the French referring to a loved one as a "little cabbage", when I think that it should really mean that someone is as thick as a brick.

themadchef

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Ikky Poo 2 got laid you know..:D

I wonder if his first text morning after read:



Thanks for a great night Petal x x



Translated.....Thought i better text ya if i ever intend to get da roide off ya again but fcuked if i can remember your name :pac:

ejmaztec

themadchef wrote: »

I wonder if his first text morning after read:



Thanks for a great night Petal x x



Translated.....Thought i better text ya if i ever intend to get da roide off ya again but fcuked if i can remember your name :pac:

Or "You're a bicycle-Petal"

Fizman

Chief.
Bull.
Dog.
Morris. (wtf?)

Goose :cool:

Chanandler Bong

yeah chicken is head-wrecking

dude is quite annoying, especially when said by people who defo arent coool enough to pull it off

horse/bud/pal - only cos they are used almost exclusively by scumbags with their fag behind the ears nd the polyester tracksuit

Turd Ferguson

themadchef wrote: »

I wonder if his first text morning after read:

Thanks for a great night Petal x x

No, it read:

Welcome to the AIDS club

Professey Chin

Anything that sounds at all like baby talk.

shaner

Me auld flower

Pet

Luv [because any of them say it you know in their heads they're spelling it that way]

Son [My parents are DEEEAAAD!]

Most endearing term I've ever used was f**kbreath. Seemed to go down well with her at the time... it was probably annoying though.

jrodd

Sh!tbags

admiralofthefleet

good boy. when i was a lounge boy i hated it when the old men would say that when i brought them a pint

Firetrap

I was once on a train across the table from some guy. His mobile rang and he answered it with "Hello sexy" :eek:

Beerlao

i think Sweetie, or Sunshine are the worst.

and i'd love someone to be answering my phonecall with "Hello Sexy"

Kiera

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

good boy. when i was a lounge boy i hated it when the old men would say that when i brought them a pint

Oh that reminds me. Its never ok to say "good girl" to a girl over 12. Extremely condescending!

galwayrush

Yore ma is fecking annoying.

Zwillinge

Kiera wrote: »

Oh that reminds me. Its never ok to say "good girl" to a girl over 12. Extremely condescending!

Definately. I actually pulled an extremely p*ssed off face once when someone said that to me and the other men around said "She's some girl."

I'd say chicken, luv and petal are the most painful to her though.

When I first met the OH, he actually called me chicken after our 6th or so date, I knocked it on the head then.:o

ShooterSF

Mate of mine (who is younger than me and Im 24) calls everyone "kid". I use dude a lot as non-specific. A friend used to say it the whole time and I started repeating it as a piss take but it stuck

galwayrush

Whatever term is used, i think it sounds way worse when there is a large age difference between the couple.
25 year old calling their 65 year old partner.... Honey Pie

Poor Uncle Tom

galwayrush wrote: »

...25 year old calling their 65 year old partner.... Honey Pie

Just chucked me supper....

and I'd say the bees left years ago...:D

sillymoo

"Kiddo"

I'm far from a fking kiddo.

LolaLuv

I hate when women my age I don't know call me "hon." This happens a lot in Pennsylvania.

GirlInterrupted

One casual date called me 'little lady'. I'm just under six feet tall.

'Precious' was another one, it was a bit irritating because I felt it implied I was sort of frail...

ShooterSF

GirlInterrupted wrote: »

One casual date called me 'little lady'. I'm just under six feet tall.

'Precious' was another one, it was a bit irritating because I felt it implied I was sort of frail...

Just reply by calling 'im gollum

GirlInterrupted

ShooterSF wrote: »

Just reply by calling 'im gollum

I truly wish I'd thought of that :pac:.

Aidric

Babydick. Goes down a treat in front of the lads.

Gordon

I know a guy whose mate's mother (when he was 18) called him "pet lambkin tulip". In front of his mates too apparently.

jane86

I know it's not really a term of endearment or maybe it could be between friends.

Amigo

I absolutely hate any idiot that uses it. You're not in Mexico you're in Ireland Shut the **** up!!!:mad::mad::mad:

I'm calm

teaholic

Love said "Luv", it drives me nuts!! I find it is so demeaning :mad:

The_B_Man

call the missus chicken tits. she calls me chicken balls.

JerryHandbag

A girl I know calls me Sweet Cheeks! Frickin annoying....does she mean face cheeks or ass cheeks? I dont wanna know!

banshee_bones

babes

hate that one

ReacherCreature

'Hon' / 'Hun'

Typhoon.

Flower pot....as in.."hows me little flower pot"

Tuh :mad:

vibe666

f*ckf*ce?

as in "night night f*ckf*ce, love you" to which I'd reply "love you too c*ntfl*ps"

is this ones we like or don't like?

FearDark

Sugrapuff...!

emeraldstar

Pet. Especially written down. Well pet, hey pet, etc. Don't know what's so annoying about it but it bugs me.

sparky360

cum recepticle

javaboy

davyjose wrote: »

No human should be allowed call another human any kind of animal. "Horse" - that's another. Drrr. Makes my blood boil.

What about "hoss"? I've been calling Earthhorse that for ages now and he hasn't complained.

getz

north of england you will get luve-e-dove, swamp duck,dear,darling, except it ladies at least they are paying you complements-its better than being called a cow,dog or bitch