*****Announcement.****** [EVERYONE READ]

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I just got laid.

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone.

That is all.

Peared

And yet, to others, you now appear sadder than ever.

Hmm.

SoupyNorman

Wer ya ridden bareback?

Get in deeeer...

Sharpshooter

Good for you , chicken.

Wish I could say the same.

Cow Moolester

So you get laid, and your first instinct is to post about it on an internet forum?

SoupyNorman

Its the new cuddling.

Creamy Goodness

Cow Moolester wrote: »

So you get laid, and your first instinct is to post about it on an internet forum?

yeh thank god i have some sort of self control, as you just wouldn't see anything but creamy goodness threads splashed all over the face of after hours.

Kold

Oh man, you know the rules. Pics or it didn't happen.

thelordofcheese

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I just got laid.

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone.

That is all.

Was it good for you too?

IvaBigWun

Had I posted this sh!te it'd be locked.

lol

funnah

Senna

So you lost your cherry, good for you.

Was it with Yore Ma?

Ew.

AlmightyCushion

It doesn't count if you didn't get it on video. PM me the video and I'll reopen the thread.

Zaph

Big round of applause for Ikky

Local-womanizer

I just got a shag but you dont see me posting about it on the internet.........

Oh wait......

Riamfada

Ikky I heard a rumor you are 42.

tribulus

Thread stickied? Lol.

ronnie3585

Was it sticky?

feylya

Meh, you were ****e anyway

Riamfada

Very late entry for thread , nay Poster of the year. Can we get this stickied on every forum ?

tribulus

It pretty much is http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/announcement.php?f=&a=626

Sharpshooter

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I just got laid.

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone.

That is all.

Who came first?

Terry

Unfortunately my announcement skills only apply to forums I mod.

AC did the sticky business.

AlmightyCushion

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

AC did the sticky business.

So did ikky poo. :pac:

sdanseo

Nice to see that our friendly moderators are on the ball and to be reassured that they never, ever over-indulge eh?

:P

ShaneU

I just farted, hope you all feel better knowing that.

orestes

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Unfortunately my announcement skills only apply to forums I mod.

Need a hand with spreading this glorious news to other forums?

Fizman

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

AC did the sticky business.

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

So did ikky poo. :pac:

Ikky poo did the sticky boo.

Heh heh heh hehheh. Huh huh huh.:pac:

Sharpshooter

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

So did ikky poo. :pac:

2.;)
Full Title , please , for such a momentous occasion.:pac:

Senna

Could we get it put in the "Notices" section on the top of every page??

pfishfood

OMG:rolleyes:

Ghost Train

should be in the events forum

way too serious for AH

Karoma

<3BeingIN6th wrote: »

Unfortunately my announcement skills only apply to forums I mod.

AC did the sticky business.

Rec announcement? Nah, Events it is. An annual event that should be celebrated unlike that Christmas lark.
Yay for Ikky. Happy new year.

Sharpshooter

Senna wrote: »

Could we get it put in the "Notices" section on the top of every page??

Think it's been well and truly , noticed , by now.:pac:

Nevyn

Are you referring to some werid kinky role play game were you are an egg ?

Are you referring to some werid kinky role play game were you are an carpet ?

Link to the how pregnancy happens thread incase it was a human female.

link to the thread on sti testing.

Did next doors dog mind ?

Watching the woody alan film "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* (*But Were Afraid to Ask)" doesn't count as getting laid.

Will your da be looking to kill you when he wakes up from the sleeping pills ?

Just cos you granny didn't way no due to the breathing machine doesn't mean she consented.

A list of all the sti you may have gotten even if you wore a condom.

herpes
warts
scabies
lice
crabs
Molluscum contagiosum
Genital warts
Hepatitis B
Syphilis

http://brown.edu/Student_Services/Health_Services/Health_Education/sexual_health/sti/sti_home.htm

http://www.positiveoptions.ie/index.php

encase there is a pregnancy
/shudder AH posters breeding heavens forbid.

and if it was all a nightmare if you drink for the next 7 days you might just
kill off enough brain cells to forget.

sceptre

Kill fun much Thaed?

sdanseo

'tis all right...he knows all that stuff from intimate experience

Nevyn

sceptre wrote: »

Kill fun much Thaed?

Oh I am having lots of fun.

You should see the things I didn't put in that post, then again maybe not you are an smod and I don't wanna be site banned.

m83

Hahaha! Ikky got a sticky coz he used his little dicky!

Caliden

wow this is sad

cornbb

Nice one OP. Were you thinking about posting this while you were in there doing the ole boink oinketty? Admit it, I bet you were. Dirty bastard :pac:

S.I.R

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I just got laid.

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone.

That is all.

so... you got it on the Thick or what ??


can i get his number...

sounds like fun

giggsy664

Cow Moolester wrote: »

So you get laid, and your first instinct is to post about it on an internet forum?

Get laid: post on internet. Get engaged: post on Internet. Whats next. Build a nuke?: post on Internet.


Shut-down Internet: post on internet

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Congrats, and happy new year

oneweb

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I just got laid.

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

There is hope for everyone. And a happy new year to everyone.

That is all.

A talking egg?? Yore da's a cock!


Thanks to the mods for the sticky laugh :P

antodeco

Me too! High five!

Manic Moran

And I realised how nice life can actually be. It had been **** for a good while, then over the last few months it's been getting steadily beeter. Now it's climaxed, if you'll pardon the pun.

Now life turfs you out of bed in the morning, it was a one-off, didn't mean anything.

NTM

Pherekydes

Woke up and found it was just a wet dream.

:P

KTRIC

Pherekydes wrote: »

Woke up and found it was just a wet dream.

:P

He'll wake up soon enough, sore arse , sore head and then come begging to the Mod's to delete this thread :rolleyes:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Isn't it great when it still fells good the next morning?

Kintarō Hattori

Ahh now killjoys don't give him such a hard time. So what that he posted about it here. The chap is thrilled that he finally had a wee bash at the auld fornication. He's so excited that he can't contain himself. We should be happy for him rather than calling him allsorts for coming on here and telling us about it.

Congrats Ikky. Lets hope it goes somewhere good for you from here.